Holy ’90s blast-from-the-past mashup, Batman! She’s All That star Rachel Leigh Cook joins Saved By The Bell hottie, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Growing Pains legend, Tracey Gold in a hilarious new Funny or Die video tackling the crimes of the craft world and the black market world of Etsy.com. In the intro to the video, the site is explained as follows: “To many, it’s the website that women all over America turn to when their poetry careers don’t take off. But beneath it’s crafty veneer lies a teaming, unregulated black market and one person rules it all with an iron fist.”
In the following video, we learn that Etsy is run by a maniacal queen named Ellie Harper (Rachel Leigh Cook). After Maggie Chester (Tracey Gold) is attacked by the Queen of Etsy, FBI Agent Michael Peck (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) investigates. Harper is one woman that you don’t want to mess with. If you’ve seen Savages, she’s essentially Elena, which was Salma Hayek’s character (minus the accent and the drugs).
Watch the ‘Queen Of Etsy‘ video below to see if they’re able to take down the
Wife Swap?! Really?! Is this still a thing? I thought this show died a long time ago but apparently, they are ready to revive the dead. Now as many reality shows do, it’s time for them to take on a Celebrity Edition and let me tell you, the pairings that will be switching lives is absolutely epic and is going to make for some great primetime television. Get your DVR’s ready. If you are unfamiliar with the show, let me fill you in real quick.
Two families, usually from vastly different social classes and lifestyles, swap wives/mothers (and sometimes husbands) for two weeks. In fact, the programme will usually deliberately swap wives with extreme, polar opposite lifestyles, such as a dramatically messy wife swapping with a fastidiously neat one. Despite using a phrase from the swinging lifestyle, couples participating in the show do not share a bed with the “swapped” spouse while “swapping” homes.
In the first week, the new “wife” must adhere to the rules of the house placed by the original wife. Then in the second week, they introduce their rules and the family must abide by them. If you think it sounds like a train-wreck you are correct. I may have watched a few episodes here and there before ABC cancelled the program in 2009 and let me tell you, some of them were so uncomfortable to watch. However, the new line of celeb match-ups should make for some great entertainment. Check them out below.