Survivor Heroes vs Villains Episode 4 – “The Hobbit on Crack”

Previously on Survivor, the God Warriors finally won immunity and sent the Devil’s Rejects to Tribal Council. Scratch that… the God Warriors totally dominated in a bone crunching victory. During the scramble, most of the villains agreed that Parvati was too much of a threat to stay but she wriggled out of danger. Grumpy Randy was sent home instead. Can the good guys keep it up or will they once again self destruct?

We start off this week with back with the Devil’s Rejects rehashing some conflict between Coach and Sandra. Coach tells us that he’s really sensitive. His feelings are hurt. Awww… poor delusional Coach. He then whines to Tyson … “I’m the f*cking man and I don’t need anyone to validate that.” LOLs. You keep telling yourself that Coach! Dude is seriously insecure. Then he starts crying. LOLs!!!!

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Previously on Survivor, Team Frodo lost another immunity challenge while Team Sauron continued to kick some serious puzzle ass. James, one of the show’s most cherished heroes, turned into a raging lunatic in his very harsh attack on Stephenie. Despite Colby and Tom’s best attempts to save her, she was the next one sent packing. Good. Never liked her. Can the Hobbits bounce back or will the Orcs continue their domination of the Shire?

We start off this week immediately after the Heroes get back to camp from the ugly Tribal Council where James really went after Stephenie. James just says he wants to win. Tom tries to make peace by telling James just to be more “gentle”. They try and let it all go. Tom tells the camera that James’ “nasty, brutish bullying” was uncalled for. I agree. But, it’s time to put on some happy faces and move forward. J.T. tries to cover his butt by apologizing to Tom. They hug it out. Awwwww. Cute.

Colby and Tom then have a little chat. They think they were naïve to think they could play the heroic game again. It has changed. Duh. Have they not watched the last 8 or 9 seasons? Apparently not.

Over at Camp Sauron with the Orcs, Parvati and Russell are giggling and making fun of other people under the shelter. Rob lets us in on a little secret. Watch how people sleep. They cuddle up to their alliances. Jerri and Coach. Parvati and Russell. Rob confesses that he doesn’t trust Russell’s ass at all. And then laughs at him for his tragic Parvati chasing puppy dog eyes.

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Previously on Survivor, we met our ten heroes and ten villains who will be fighting for the title. In a season full of heavyweights, lightweight Sugar was the first to go. Can the Villains make it two immunity challenges in a row? Will the heroes bounce back? Will the Coach/Jerri romance blossom? God, I hope not.

The episode started back at Camp Smoggies, where the villains are miserable in the rain. Boston Rob gets the first confessional and bitches about the losers who won’t do any work. He’s sick of the complaining and says he’s on the buffoon tribe for the third time. By morning, they’re all rebuilding the shelter to some seriously ominous music. There is definite tension. Even Courtney confesses that people are acting like fools and backs Boston Rob up. Things must be bad for her to try and lead.

At Camp Suntots, the music is upbeat and triumphant. Odd, considering they just came back from an immunity loss. Compared to the Smoggies, they are working well together.. Things seem pleasant… but then the scheming starts… from RUPERT no less. He’s got his sights on Stephenie. She’s a threat to him. And Stephenie just thinks Rupert is annoying. I agree.

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Here we go folks… it’s time for another round of Survivor and I’m super stoked. Twenty of the most notorious, hated, loved, and infamous (Danielle and Candice aside… WTF are they doing here anyways) survivors of all time are back. We’ve known who was coming since the spoilers got out in August, but now we get to see them in action. How will Boston Rob deal with Evil Russell? Can Cirie charm her way past Colby? Will America finally see past the tie dye shirts and recognize the douche that is Rupert? How long will we have to endure Coach and his delusions of grandeur? God I hope Parvati eats Coach for breakfast.

As we all know, we’re back in Samoa for this season. Jeff Probst gives us an epic voiceover about rivals and warriors and battles etc… the perfect setting for Survivor’s biggest showdown yet. Cue the helicopters! The game is on!

Rupert of course gets the first confessional claiming good will win. Russell then argues villains are smarter. I might just have to agree with Russell on this one. Once the helicopters land, the twenty all stars are already in their tribes. Playing for the Jedi are Cirie (who gave us the quote of the week in the first two minutes), Stephenie, Sugar, Candice, Amanda, Tom, Colby, JT, James, and Rupert. Up to bat for Team Sith are Boston Rob, Coach, Tyson, Randy, Russell, Danielle, Parvati, Jerri, Sandra, and Courtney.

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So, I PVR’d my way through the People’s Choice Awards… Taylor Lautner, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman were pretty much the best part… so I could catch the promised sneak peek at Survivor 20. For those who have been to Homorazzi before know, we trolled the depths of online forums like SurvivorSucks to bring you the rumored cast list back in August. And then in November, we trolled the same flame-filled pits of hell to bring you the tribe list. Now, CBS has finally confirmed the cast… and the spoilers were right!

Say hello to “HEROES” Rupert Boneham, James “J.T.” Thomas, Tom Westman, Colby Donaldson, James Clement, Stephenie LaGrossa, Amanda Kimmel, Jessica ‘Sugar’ Kiper, Cirie Fields and Candice Woodcock.

And then the “VILLAINS” Jerri Manthey, Parvati Shallow, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Courtney Yates, Danielle DiLorenzo, Rob “Boston Rob” Mariano, Randy Bailey, Tyson Apostol, Ben “Coach” Wade and Russell Hantz.

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Back in August I wrote an article summing up all of the known spoilers and speculation about who will be on Survivor 20. There was some uncertainty about some spots, but the spoiler community seems to have nailed it all down. And now, online Survivor freaks like me know which notable and notorious castaways will be back and who they will be playing with. There are some serious surprises and quite possibly some wicked personality clashes.

Read on to find out who is on the Heroes tribe and who will be playing for the Villains. Don’t click if you don’t want to know.

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CHECK OUT OUR SURVIVOR 20 COVERAGE. CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT.

Some of you may know this about me, most of you probably don’t give a shit… but I am a Survivor freak. In 18 seasons I have never missed an episode. I have yelled at my TV, curled up into a little nervous ball on my couch, trolled the internet for spoilers and fallen in love with a few choice hotties. Aras, Colby, Marcus, JP. Sandwich! As season 19 (Survivor Samoa) is about to kick off, online discussion forums are buzzing because nobody cares. Why? Turns out that Survivor 20 (filming right now and airing in 2010) will feature some of the most notorious and notable players ever.
 
Read on to find out more, but you have been warned. Major cast spoilers await.
 
For months, fanatics like me have been speculating about Season 20. Super Producer Mark Burnett had to have something up his sleeve to mark the big 2-0. Survivor 20 is going to be another all stars edition! How do I know? Because I’m a total Survivor geek and follow all the gossip at sites like SurvivorSucks and TrueDorkTimes.
 
The first big clue to rock the Survivor world was a court application by Season 1 winner Richard Hatch, AKA BFNGG (big fat naked gay guy), to get his travel restrictions lifted so he could participate in a second all stars.  You see, Hatch was recently released from prison after he was convicted for tax evasion! Dumb ass. The judge refused Hatch’s request so he will not be on, but the attempt let the cat out of the bag. Check out the story here.
 
Then, Survivor Palau’s (season 10) resident homo Coby Archa, started spilling the beans on discussion forums about his inside info. CBS asked more than 30 former contestants to come in for interviews/auditions. He was not one of them, but he did know who was likely on the show. Then other SurvivorSucks posters began piecing together the rumoured cast and premise- Villains vs Heroes.
 
To save time and money, production began filming in early August only days after the final Tribal Council for Survivor Samoa was filmed. Jeff Probst and the gang stayed put to film another season. As a result a whole bunch of Facebook profiles and MySpace pages started going offline helping to confirm which past survivors were in Samoa.
 
The list is pretty firm, but there’s still some speculation and uncertainty. Folks aren’t too sure how many spots there are or how many alternates they took. Without further ado, here is the list.
 
Potential Cast List After The Jump