Well it’s the Season Finale and unfortunately for us, in this episode there is still no sign of Stephanie Pratt or Holly Montag. Boo! I guess it will be pretty uneventful.

Stacie and Kristin are back in LA, after weekend away in Vegas. They’re at Kristin’s discussing the fact that the summer’s over and also that Kristin doesn’t think it’s gonna work out with Justin. That being said, Stacie thinks she should give Justin a chance.

Meanwhile, Spencer’s (The Villain as he likes to call himself in the media) is shooting hoops with Brody to pretend like they still even hang out. Low and behold, they are talking about baby stuff and Heidi’s sperm hijacking. For Brody, he says that Jayde is trying to take their relationship to the next level.

Out doing some shopping at Catherine Malandrino, Audrina is with Lo and she says she called Justin because she feels like she has to meet him one last time. Not a dinner or anything, just to say what she has to say. I guess because Audrina has no other ties or friends in the show anymore? Neither does Lo for that matter.

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The Hills sixth season, and first season with Kristin Cavallari replacing Lauren Conrad, has come to an end tonight. We can only imagine what’s going to be planned to happen to our favorite characters next season. Here’s what we learned this season:

If you followed my recaps each week, you know that Donovan and I created a parody to accompany each and every episode this season as they aired. We mixed it up, making each spoof different from the last, to keep you on your toes. If you haven’t seen the videos, now’s your chance. Just a heads up…I play ALL the characters. That’s right, I’m Heidi AND Spencer at dinner. I’m Audrina AND Kristin in a cat fight. Holly dancing around drunk? Yep, did that too. They are meant to be super cheesy and over the top, but I try to stay true to some of the characteristics and personality traits that define each character. We event touch upon their “real life,” with Audrina’s Maxim shoot, Stephanie Pratt’s DUI, and Speidi’s book on how to be famous.

What was your favorite part of this season? What was your favorite parody? Which character do you want to see more of in the spoofs? Watch them again, or see them for the first time…

Check out all ten Season 6 parodies after the jump!

Well, here we go…Las Vegas, baby. The two bad girls, Kristin and Stacie make good on their word and head to Vegas for a little weekend getaway. They’re driving to their hotel and talking about the debauchery they plan on getting into when Kristin asks, “What are the chances of us both hooking up with someone?” I burst out laughing. Stacie says, ‘We’re not here to meet Mr. Right, we’re here to meet Mr. Right now.” Where did Stacie come from? She’s hilarious this episode so far.

Unimportant Scene: Spencer is hanging with Charlie, waiting for his car. Spencer started talking about his date night at home with Heidi from last episode, when they start talking about their fake conspiracy theory that Heidi is off of her fake birth control pill. Charlie insists that Spencer needs to watch her swallow her pills.

Now back to Vegas, the girls are checked into the Palazzo Hotel. Stacie & Kristin pop open some champagne and sort through their suitcase for what to wear. Stacie says, ” I need something that screams not a one night stand, but…maybe.” Ahahaha. Another awesome one liner for Stacie.

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The episode starts off with Brody & Kristen out to lunch at Grub, reminiscing on old times (to prove to viewers that they have a past??) Kristin then brings up that Jayde had texted her and wants to meet up with Kristen to fight talk. Brody immediately says it doesn’t sound like a good idea. Kristin seems a little concerned that Brody is having second thoughts about ending it with Jayde.

Next, we find Heidi talking to Dr. Jordan Mansbacher, her Pschologist. Please make Heidi a normal person, please make Heidi a normal person. Well, that’s not the focus today. Like every other episode, the focus is babies, babies, babies. Heidi discusses the fact that Spencer doesn’t want kids and that she’s considering going off the pill and surprising him, rather than waiting for him to never decide to have the kids she thinks he wants (but doesn’t know yet). The doc says, “the decision has to be a rational decision, not a hormonal or emotional decision.” Duh, Heidi. You are not fit to be a mother.

It’s a night out with the boys, and Brody, Taylor, and Frankie are playing pool at Hollywood Billiards. Taylor brings up the fight, with Jayde and Kristin and Taylor and Frankie bring up the fact that he’s more fun with Kristen than when he was with Jayde. They tell Brody that he’s mean and sad when he’s around Jayde. Brody doesn’t really want to hear it.

Check out the rest of the recap & this week’s VIDEO PARODY after the jump…

Okay, don’t forget, as always, there is a Video Parody/Spoof in this recap, so be sure to check it out. Okay. So. Kristin’s & Brody are walking along the beach, and Brody tells Kristin that he and Jayde are on a break, paving the way for him to get into her pants in future episodes. Kristin says he’s more fun when she’s not around aka in bed (except that he is a little vanilla according to her).

The main event for this episode takes place at Speidi’s house. It’s Heidi’s birthday, and Princess Heidi wants Spencer to throw her a birthday party in their party house that she never wanted. Boy do these two drive me nuts.

Meanwhile, LO & Audrina are folding laundry and discuss that they’ve both received an invite for Heidi’s party, but Lo can’t make it. Audrina wants to go, so naturally they discuss if Kristin will be there and how that will be. Seriously. The Hills formula is: Birthday Party + Unwanted Guest = Episode. Repeat. Always a birthday party. Always a confrontation.

Then, Kristin and a clean shaven Justin are out for a drink. They too talk about Speidi’s party. and what it’d be like if Audrina was there. Justin wants to avoid any potential drama, so he says he won’t be going. Not much chemistry going on with these two. It’s a ticking time bomb.

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As this episode starts off, Kristin & Stacie are at the the beach talking about having a beach party at Kristin’s. The talk about the guest list and the fact that Justin Bobby already has a strike one. Hmm. Party + Alcohol + Bitches = Drama. Looks like it’ll be a good episode.

Jayde & Brody have lunch and Brody’s telling Jayde about the party, which Jayde doesn’t want to go to. They’ve been fighting a lot lately, and Jayde seems to be very jealous of Brody around Kristin. Brody says he’s going with our without Jayded.

Heidi & Spencer are with Enzo, babysitting him. Ugh, these two are so boring now. They talk about Kristin’s party and the fact that Holly says she’s gonna go, considering her last drunken incident at Brent Bolthouse’s party.

Time for the partay at Kristin’s house in Malibu. Stephanie & Holly arrive, to Stacie and Kristin. Holly grabs a drink right away and it’s “Holly and Jack sittin’ in a tree”. Check out the video recap parody of the whole episode after the jump, as well as the entire written recap. Enjoy!

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So as this episode starts, Lo & Kristin debrief and are talking about post Brody birthday stuff. Namely they’re talking about the fact that Jade and Brody fight a lot and that Justin Bobby never showed up to the birthday, shafting Kristin. In reference to this and referring to Justin Bobby, Kristin says, “Fine, if you wanna play this game let’s go.” Please can you? Bring on the drama bitch!

Cut to Audrina’s house. Stephanie & Audrina are talking about their evening plans and Steph says that Heidi is taking her to a Bolthouse event. Then they catch up about Derek, Audrina’s new crush (also Justin Bobby’s good friend) and she says that he’s the opposite of Justin - in a good way. “Sorry, but you were a bit of a pushover,” says Steph (in reference to her back & forth with Justin Bobby. Speaking of that, she also brings up the fact that he is still texting her and saying he can’t believe it’s really over. Give it a rest.

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Oh boy. 23 Year old Stephanie Pratt from The Hills was arrested in the wee hours of Sunday morning (around 3:45am) as she was suspected to have been drinking and driving. After being arrested outside of Empire Nightclub, she was booked in jail in the San Fernando Valley. With a $5,000, she was released. What is it with this young Hollywood Starlets these days? Seriously. Publicity is one thing, but putting other people’s lives at risk is another.

Apparently, she was celebrating Holly Montag’s 26th birthday with other The Hills stars when it all went down. Hmm, interesting because in the previews, it’s Holly that Speidi sends to rehab! Looks like they have another one coming their way. I hope that the cameras were there and that the arrest is part of the show because as much as the “The Bitch is Back” on The Hills this season, I’m finding it to be quite boring, unfortunately. Stephanie was released later that morning, and will return to court for a hearing.

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As the episode begins, guess what…It’s a BIRTHDAY PARTY! As the majority the The Hills episodes are. In this case, it’s a surprise birthday party for Brody’s 26th, being thrown by Jade in their backyard. In preparation, Stacie & Kristin go shopping for a present for him, hitting up a sex toy shop and playing with whips, talking about how vanilla Brody is, and more importantly, that Kristin wants to go to the party with Justin Bobby.

Don’t forget - we do a PARODY VIDEO EVERY WEEK, so read on to see this week’s clip…

Later on, JB and Kristin are at the beach in front of her Malibu home. He’s surfing for a while, then they have some wine. They flirt talk for a while, but essentially, Kristin asks him to go to Brody’s party with her and he is game. It’s a go.

At Recess, Audrina & Stephanie are hanging out, and Stephanie’s trying to get her to start coming out again. Audrina then talks about Derek, a guy she knows and a friend of Justin Bobby’s as well. He wants to go on a lunch date with her and Audrina wants to as well. More importantly, Stephanie’s lips are starting to look different in this episode FOR SURE and she’s looking awfully skinny. I miss the old Stephanie, but I’m glad her role is bigger than it used to be.

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