Ever since The Hills pimped out Pinkberry in numerous episodes, I’ve been addicted to the frozen yogurt treat. But it looks like my allegiance might be flipping soon. Now that The Hills is over, the cast are enjoying another tasty cool treat- Yogen Fruz. Founded in 1986, the Canadian-born company is now the toast of the trend-setting ladies of MTV.

The Hills drama may have come to an end but the Hills Hotties can’t seem to stay away from their favorite summer snack- Yogen Früz. All disagreements aside – the girls have been secretly snacking on the go-to non-fat treat which keeps them in bikini–body shape. From coast to coast, fellow fashionistas Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port even opt for the same cool down summer snack: the strawberry-banana smoothie. Stephanie Pratt and faux-sister-in-law Holly Montag sink their teeth into a non-fat vanilla blended Yogen Früz with fresh raspberries and strawberries on top.  The two have been spotted recently at the Tarzana location after a workout… see pictures below.

pics of whitney, stephanie, roxy etc enjoying yogen fruz after the jump

Spencer Pratt wasn’t invited to the Hills Finale Aftershow last night (nor was his rumored ex Heidi Montag) so, as Donovan told you his plan was, he had his own party on Hollywood Boulevard outside the Hills Finale. The guy has lost his shit and this only goes to show you what fame can do to an unstable person.

Perez Hilton was there to interview the hobo-looking villain who said that he thought he’d have his own party since he wasn’t invited to the main one. Spencer said, “LC does the list,” which was a ridiculous claim of course. Spencer was taking photos with “fans” when Perez asked him a few questions. When asked why he decided to come and make a scene outside the party when he wasn’t invited, he responded, “Cuz I spent a lot of time being hated, and I feel like I want a little bit of closure.” Hmm, that would be fair if it wasn’t for the fact that everyone’s safety would be at risk if he was actually there.

When asked what his message was to America and to fans he declared,”"You will see the real Spencer Pratt, because I’m legally released now, so you get hear my obnoxious mouth on a larger obnoxious scale.” Well, quite obviously we are seeing the real Spencer Pratt and we have been for a while. The guy needs medication and professional help in a big way.

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In this FINAL episode of The Hills (ever), we start off at the Crescent Restaurant with Stephanie, Lo, Kristin, and Audrina. They talk about how happy they are and the directions they are heading in. Audrina wanting to be by herself, Lo wanting babies with Scott, Stephanie happily dating, and Kristin wants a change.

Then next few scenes are pretty quick but there’s a lot of info flying around and the stage is being set for the closure of the show. We go golfing with Brody, Frankie, and Taylor. They talk about the “Kristin Saga” and how he’s dating someone new and the Kristin chapter is closed. Meanwhile, Stephanie and Lo are shopping and Lo convinces Stephanie to go see the guy she likes (Josh) do his motocross, while Stephanie convinces Lo that she should move in with Scott.

Kristin and Stacie are cozy in her backyard by the firepit discussing how Kristin is longing for change. Essentially, she wants to drive away in a town car, just as Lauren Conrad did when she left the show. She decides on a big change – moving to Europe….slash we all know it’s really just going to be a vacation. The next day, Kristin goes to Brody’s to tell him that she’s moving and that she’s having a going away party. It doesn’t go over well and he pretty much says he doesn’t want to see her off.

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The Hills, creator of the monstrous Speidi, pinup girl Audrina, and spinoff show, The City, all comes to an end tonight with the series finale. The other day, MTV revealed the secrets behind the show that remained unknown until now on a special half hour segment called The Hills Revealed. I found it sooo interesting because it explained so many aspects of the show, and really show how everything came together. There was a lot of, “If this didn’t happen, then this person would have never been in the show, or the show never would have aired.” Little did these teens know the show would turn them into worldwide celebrities, some loved and some hated.

4. First off, it all starts with Stephen Colletti (pictured above on the far left). MTV first wanted film the show at Beverly Hills High, but after they declined to approve filming at the school, they moved to Laguna Beach. There they interviewed students to find the right cast. One name kept coming up. Stephen Colletti. Who was this guy? He was the guy everyone had a crush on. All the girls liked him. But, he was in a bit of a love triangle with Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari – both girls that hand’t auditioned for the show either. So, the MTV execs got a hold of Colletti, then sat down with Conrad, but the key would be if they could get Cavallari. She was on her way from Colorado. and as soon as they got to sit down with her, they knew they had “dynamite” as they put it. So, Laguna Beach began, which later led to The Hills.

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Drama, drama, drama. The Hills TRUE DRAMA QUEEN plans on making a scene at Tuesday night’s finale. In a tweet on Monday, Spencer Pratt revealed he was homeless. Don’t feel too sorry for him, since he’ll be staying at The Roosevelt Hotel.

“Booking my room at Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood now that I have no place to live I think I should just move in there today stay near the action, “

Stay near the action indeed. Conveniently enough for Pratt, MTV is hosting a party and broadcasting live from the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel to celebrate the finale of The Hills. The fired Hills star plans on using the backdrop for his own agenda. He’s hosting his own finale party at the same hotel and plans on confronting his former castmates.

WOW. I just hope cameras are there to document all the craziness. Having said that, hopefully MTV hires some major security to prevent a Princess Pratt outburst since neither him nor his supposed estranged wife Heidi were invited by the network.

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As the Hills crew is getting back from their Costa Rican vacay, Patrick is off boating for a week. As a result, yours truly will be doing the recap (minus the parody because I look hein-balls in blonde wigs) for the penultimate episode of “The Hills“. I can’t believe there’s only one new episode left before the reality show goes off the air.

The blond “Witches of Eastwick WeHo” gossip at a trendy LA cafe. All three share respective news with each other. Stephanie catches Lo, and Holly up on the dramz that didnt’ stay in Costa Rica (Brody calling Kristin his sista) Lo informs the girls that Scott and her 1 year anniversary is coming up. Lastly, Holly shares with the ladies that her mama is coming from Crested Butte to hopefully see Heidi. Lo succinctly said it best “a mom never gives up on her kids”.

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That’s what the rumor mill is saying. According to reports, Stephanie Pratt is in talks with the network producers about joining “The Hills” spinoff. Can’t you just picture the chaos and drama She-Pratt will cause by leaving sunny So-Cal and heading to the concrete jungle of New York City. Just the thought of it, excites me to no end.

At first you might think Stephanie joining “The City” makes no sense, but once you factor in her relationships with key City cast members, it’s absolutely perfect casting. Even though it lasted only a few episodes, Pratt worked for People’s Revolution (Whitney & Roxy’s employer), that is until Kelly Cutrone made Lauren fire her ass. Then during the height of the LC/Heidi/Spencer brawl, Stephanie and then BFF Roxy Olin traded barbs with Lauren and Audrina at the club.

find out why Stephanie Pratt and Roxy Olin are in the outs after the jump

Have you ever wondered where the cast members of The Hills were before their MTV reality debut? Kristin, Lauren, and Heidi (pictured above) have a less shadowed past as they started on Laguna Beach and we’ve watched them progress from high school juniors and seniors into, well, “adults”. But what about all the other supporting characters? I took the time to dig up some dirt on the The Hills cast for you and here is what I found.

Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge grew up in Yorba Linda, California which is a suburb of Orange County just southeast of Downtown LA. Audrina may be the only brunette principal character on The Hills, but during her high school days at El Dorado High, she was, you guessed it, a blonde! Audrina was prom princess and a member of the school swim team. After graduation, she aspired to be a model and an actress but decided to attend university. After being “discovered” in an acting class, she dropped out of university and moved in with Whitney, Heidi and Lauren to begin filming The Hills. In 2008, nude photos of Audrina surfaced on the internet. She stated in interviews that these were before her “Hills Days” as a struggling model and actress. She was naive and very trusting of people around her. Audrina is a very active individual. She participates in various workout and fitness classes as well as taekwondo, and dance.

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Yay, only 3 episodes left until the season AND SERIES finale!!! In this episode, the gang heads to Costa Rica for a group surf trip, and Brody gets jealous when Kristin hooks up with a local bartender. Meanwhile, Audrina fights her attention to Justin and Stephanie finds herself at odds with the jungle environment.

Trust me, the episode featured some LAME dialogue and repetitive drama SO, I decided that this week’s parody would reflect that. You can enjoy the spoof that takes us to Costa Rica (or my building’s pool/hot tub) later in the write up.

As they step out of their private charter plane, Brody says, “Welcome to the Jungle.” “It’s like Jurassic Park over here,” says Stephanie. They comment on how beautiful it is, while the stage is set for trouble in paradise. “What happens in Costa Goes Straight Back Home,” says Justin. True story, Justin.

Video spoof (and the rest of the recap of the lame episode after the jump…)