shit girls say

For YouTube‘s annual “Rewind,” they invited some well known YouTubers to star in a mash-up video of culturally defining moments of 2012. This isn’t a mash-up of pre-existing videos. This video is actually all new, with YouTube stars acting out footage and dancing to some of the defining YouTube moments and videos of the year.

Who would have thought we’d ever see the day when the hilarious Sh*t Girls Say star gives the outrageous Jenna Marbles the side eye while dancing together on a tour bus? Well, today is that day. Psy is also in this video, along with several other familiar YouTube faces that include Ryan Higa, iJustine, WalkOffTheEarth, RhettAndLink, and many more. The song is blended to an altered version of “Gangnam Style“, and later transitions to another popular song/video this year… “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen.

Watch the video below – it’s definitely worth checking out. They certainly went all out this year in making this year end wrap up!

Watch the video after the jump…

How did I not see this one coming? Of course there would be a “Shit Jessica and Hunter” say video! They have some of the best lines ever! In a previous post, I had said that I wasn’t going to do any more of these Shit People Say posts anymore, but Jessica and Hunter are two of our amazeballs LA besties and so I couldn’t resist. Most importantly, their video is hilarious.

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from them, but now that I think about it, they’ve probably had a hard time getting around because of their DUI incident. Hopefully this montage of nasty vocabulary is a sign of more J+S video hilarity to come.

The caption to the video reads: “The title says it all…. shit Jessica and Hunter say… have said and will say worse.” I couldn’t have put it better myself. From insults to each other to what they had for breakfast and everything in between. Okay, but after this (for real this time… I hope), no more Sh*t People Say videos. LOL.

Watch the video after the jump…

Sh*t Rancid Gay Guys Say

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I know Patrick wanted his to be the last “Shit People Say” because lets be honest, they are getting out of hand, but I laughed SO hard when I saw this one. I have to admit that this one has many things in it that I have heard many gays say…”WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK MOMA.”

The video was created by Mike Diamond, Giggles, Nick Stryker, and Mike 3.0. It’s not the best quality I have seen but damn it has some of the funniest quotes I have heard in a while. Before I saw this video my personal favorite was “Sh*t Yogis Say.” These are some of my favorite quotes in the video:

  • “Kids just suck up oxygen and slow the subways down.”
  • “I was so surprised when I got gonorrhea from that Indian guy, I figured the spices would kill it.”
  • “And let me tell you b*tch his apartment smelt like bawls, I mean full on nut sack REALNESS.”

Ok Patrick, NOW I will let these videos be put to bed…Enjoy!

Watch the video after the jump…

This “Shit People Say” video phenomenon, instigated by “Shit Girls Say“, has gotten out of control and I think everyone wants it to stop now. Yes, I’m talking to you, person who is currently editing their own version as I write this.

Now I realize it may seem like I’m just contributing to the problem by writing about this video, but I actually find that this can be a nice wrap up to these videos – at least on our site anyway. Enter in – “Shit Nobody Says“.

Created by Tripp and Tyler, this video is clever, well-edited, and genuinely funny. These are phrases that you shouldn’t find anyone saying. “God, I miss dial-up,” or “Twilight deserves an Oscar.” LOL. So, now that we’ve gone full circle, from Shit (everyone) Says to Shit Nobody Says, let’s agree that these videos should be put to bed. Oh, but watch this one more first. Enjoy!

Watch the video after the jump…

This train just keeps on chugging along huh? They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I guess the originators of “Shit Girls Say” are feeling extra flattered lately. Their Twitter account turned web series has spawned hundreds, if not thousands of parodies. Last week, Patrick gave us a video round up of some of the best ones for you to vote on. Now, two more have emerged onto YouTube and they are actually quite funny.

The first is titled Shit Straight Guys Say To Gay Guys. First, try not to be distracted the dark, mysterious and brooding nature of star Mark Matechuk in the video. He’s so handsome. I digress. While watching this video, you’ll have a giggle or two as you remember hearing some of your straight guy friends ask these questions. Some of my favorite quote highlights are: “THAT’s a rim job?” and “Do you want to see my dick? I just want to know if it’s nice!”

The third video is presented by SoundlyAwake and is along the same mind frame. It’s titled Shit Straight Girls Say To Gay Guys. This video couldn’t be more bang on to what some of us homos hear from the girls in our lives. Wow. Nicola Foti portrays the perfect fag hag in my opinion with zingers like, “You’re gay, you should know these things,” and “I think he’s gay – you should go talk to him!” Check out these new videos below.

Watch both hilarious parody videos after the jump.

There are hundreds of videos popping up online every day, jumping on the hilarious “Shit Girls Say” train done by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard. They’ve released three web episodes so far and I dont’ think they’ll be stopping any time soon.

Other stereotypes & common phrases are being mocked in other videos like “Shit Gay Guys Say,” “Shit Black Guys Say,” “Shit Yogis Say,” and more.

I’ve compiled a list of some of the most popular ones on YouTube. I’m sure there are some that I’ve missed and I’m even more certain that there are more to come, but I think ten is a sufficient number to vote on for the time being.

Videos & voting after the jump…

A popular Twitter account (almost 70,000 followers) by the name of “Shit Girls Say” has officially evolved into a web series and we’ve got your first look at their debut episode. The phrases that they post on their twitter account and the delivery given on the lines featured in the video are simply bang on. Some of the “Shit Girls Say” includes:

  • “Could you do me a huge favor?”
  • “Could you pass me that blanket?
  • “Like, I’m not even joking right now”

LMFAO. It’s always the simplest concepts that blow my mind. The series (and twitter account) are the genesis of writers and creators, Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard. I should mention that Sheppard is the one dressed up as the girl who says shit in the video you’re about to watch. At one point in the video, he/she does have a friend though, and that is none other than the amazing Juliette Lewis!

Watch the video after the jump…

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