Ray J for me, will forever always be Brandy’s little brother and the guy responsible for giving the world Kim Kardashian. Damn him for taping his sexual romp with the reality star. For that alone, he certainly should spend some time behind bars. Can you imagine a world without any Kardashians? Serenity now.
The 32-year-old singer just dropped a new single taking a not-so-subtle jab at his ex and her new boyfriend, Kanye West. “I Hit It First” reminds the world that before Kris Humphries and the “Heartless” rapper, it was Ray J who has “hitting it” on a regular basis. If the title and lyrics weren’t clear enough that Kimmy K is the subject, Ray J used a paparazzi picture of her at the beach and pixelated it for his single’s cover art. Check out a snippet of the lyrics below.
She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.
I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West
No matter where she goes or who she knows
She still belongs in my bed.
As any avid reader of Homorazzi knows, I’m not the biggest fan of Kim K. So anything taking a jab at her will always please me. That said, the track is a bit catchy. It might very well be his best single since his Top 10 hit “Sexy Can I” released in 2007. With the controversial factor, it’s bound to get lots of airplay and attention. I can’t wait to see what he does for the music video. Listen to “I Hit It First” below.
Move over Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian because there’s a new celebrity sex tape that is so kinky, it makes you gals look like amateurs.The queen of mean of the upcoming blockbuster, Snow White of the Huntsman, Charlize Theron is the latest victim of a celebrity phone hacking, with a crazy sex tape leaking and surfacing online, and so much more.
Well actually, Charlize has literally taken over Funny or Die today, with a series of hilarious videos being released, a kinky sex tape is but one of them. There are literally 8 new Funny or Die videos with Theron in them. From Charlize first getting her phone hacked, to footage of her on the toilet, filming her ASPCA Audition Tape, practicing her Oscar Acceptance Speech, and more. It’s absolutely hilarious and ridiculous. I seriously love Charlize Theron.
Enjoy all of the videos below. My favorites are the kinky sex tape and the practice Oscar Acceptance speech. Enjoy!
For a while, one of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity fads was to have a sex tape. It looks like Jon Huertas from ABC’s Castle took a pass at trying to capitalize on that. Recently on his official Twitter page, Jon tweeted a link that took you to a faux sex tape, which is actually the name up of his upcoming album. Now, on his official website, the sex tape has turned into his sexy new video for his single Sex Is The Word.
The track gives you a little throwback to days of Grease with a play on the chorus’ lyrics and melody. The video however is something you kind of want to watch through your hands covering your eyes. The 41-year-old actor seems a bit too old to be singing a song of this nature, and the video is a little bit… weird. A couple of notable weird moments are the whip cream and the faux-humping. It’s like having your uncle release a song about sex and your the embarrassed nephew.
Take a look at the video and make your opinion but whatever you do, please share it with us below.
JLo fought long and hard to ensure the footage would not be released, but the court has officially ruled that it is okay for Ojani Noa to released personal home footage of he and his ex wife Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez got married to former waiter Ojani Noa in 1997 and got divorced a few months later. Lopez’s legal team claimed that the two signed a confidentiality agreement upon their divorce that would prevent him from releasing any personal information from their marriage. Noa has already sold the video to his current girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez who is pursuing her plan to sell the footage to a distributor. On Friday, the judge ruled that this would be legal for her to do. The footage is describe as “intimate” and at this point no one knows if there is any nudity.
Why do they keep doing these!? The next TV show to inspire a Porn Parody is none other than The Simpsons. This Larry Flynt XXX Parody follows Marge & Homer Simpson as they decide to make their own homemade sex tape, and also features several other familiar characters including: Ned Flanders, Cookie Kwan, Senator Mendoza, McBain, and Barney. “You’ve never seen yellow this sexy,” as their tagline promises.
The adult industry has gone cray cray with making these parodies. In the last year alone, porn parodies have been done for Jersey Shore, The Jeffersons, The Brady Bunch, The Cosby Show, Seinfeld, and The Golden Girls. If someone were to ask me what turns me on, I would never watching TV sitcom (or cartoon!) characters having sex. Would you get turned on by spray-painted people & parts with cartoon voices getting it on?
In other Porn Parody news, Vivid Entertainment is releasing an Elvis Presley one this Saturday, for what would be the King’s 76th birthday. It will feature two different playing Elvis, and but also porn actor Ron Jeremy. I bet after Elvis finishes, he says, “Thank ya. Thank ya very much.”
Just as you may have expected, Ashton Kutcher‘s alleged former mistress, 21 year old Brittney Jones has dropped her lawsuit against Vivid Entertainment, which means they can move forward with selling the sex tape. I don’t blame her. Look at what happened to Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian after their sex tapes were released. These girls who were socialites became celebrities, and were then awarded with reality shows and loads of cash. “If Kim can survive and in fact do even better after a sex tape scandal, I guess I can, too,” says Jones.
A rep for Vivid Entertainment told TMZ that after several rounds of litigation, Kutcher has a bit of a victory as the rep says that, “We decided not to use the A-lister’s actual name in connection with the sex tape.”
If they can’t use his name then perhaps they should make a play on his MTV series, Punk’d and call it Spunk’d. Perfect, right? Vivid Entertainment boasts “Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced.”
If you watched “The Real World: Sydney” and thought Dunbar Merrill Flinn was one hot piece of ass (I did), well today is your lucky day because you actually get to see it in all its glory and then some. The reality star who starred in the nineteenth season of the reality show and various RR/RW challenges for MTV, has done a bit of moonlighting for another network. Dunbar will be appearing in an episode for Playboy TV’s “Foursome’s” third season.
“Foursome” is a reality dating show similar to “Blind Date” and “The 5th Wheel”, except the participants actually have sex on TV. YOWZA. Dunbar isn’t the only reality vet on this season of “Foursome”. “Big Brother” 11’s Michele Noonan, Heat from “I Love New York” and Pumkin from “Flavor of Love” all participate in varying degrees in the sexcapades on the show.
I wonder what chain of events brought Dunbar from an Ikea-furnished house down under, to a Hollywood Hills mansion to have sex on camera. To be perfectly honest, I don’t care because we finally get to see what he’s packing. And let me tell you, it is niiiiiiiiiiice. Read my mini-review after the jump. If you prefer your Dunbar fully clothed, you can him on “The Challenge: Cutthroat” currently airing on MTV.
Here’s the Lowe down according to the Washington Post: Rob Low is writing his memoir which will be published by Henry Holt and Co. in May 2011. Lowe will compare his experiences as an actor and father. Holt president Stephen Rubin describes the memoir as “a mid-career meditation on his four decades as an actor.” Sounds juicy!
He’s been in the biz since he was a teen, making his big debut in “The Outsiders” in 1983. He’s been in about 30 films and several top notch TV shows including “The
Breast West Wing,” “ Nannies Brothers and Their Sisters” and “Parks and Sexual Recreation.”
Lowe is no stranger to scandals. In 1988, a sex tape of Lowe with two girls surfaced (one of the girls was underage AND it was filmed in his hotel room during the Democratic National Convention). It was because of this scandal that he lost his role in Titanic in 1997, which ended up going to Billy Zane.
More recently, the scandals involved the nannies. In 2008, he sued three nannies for breach of contract, emotional distress, amongst other things, while they sued him as well for sexual harassment, amongst other things. All the lawsuits were dropped, but hopefully the book will provide more insight into what actually happened behind closed Lowe’s doors.