Do you have any Abercrombie & Fitch clothing kicking around the house gathering dust? Hopefully the answer is negative. No self-respecting homo should have a logo tee from the brand in their closet since the early 2000s, especially all you 30+ ones. That’s right, I’m talking to you. Unless you’re in high school or early college, you have no business wearing A&F. I’ll give a pass for those pieces with very subtle branding on it. On the off chance that you do, here’s a brilliant and hilarious idea on what to do with it.
Greg Farber came up with a creative idea to change the brand’s image. His video is in response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries’ ridiculous statement about how he doesn’t want “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes. As Farber points out in his video, this coming from a guy who looks like Biff from the Back to the Future flicks makes it all the more absurd. Watch Farber as he covers the company’s business practices and goes on a hunt for A&F clothes in vintage stores in hopes of donating them to skid row residents. Check out the clip below.
It’s recently come to my attention that it’s been a while since Drew Droege filmed one of his entertaining Chloe Sevigny videos. Thankfully, he realized this as well. Droege returns with another snippy and sharp-tongued clip. This time he combines pop culture references with his love for furry creatures. That’s right. It’s an ode to pets. Watch Drew channel his inner Jack Hanna as he works out his fierce outfits and accessories. Check out the recently-released clip below.
Have you seen those Dove “Real Beauty Sketches” commercials? It’s where women sit down with a forensics artist behind a white sheet to describe themselves. Then another person comes in to give their description of said person. The whole point of the campaign is to show women they’re more beautiful than they think. Regardless of gender, we truly our own worst critics.
A few parodies of the Dove creative have surfaced online. A few weeks ago, one showed men having an inflated opinion of themselves. They thought they looked like movie stars like Brad Pitt and George Clooney, but in reality they weren’t. As funny as that sketch was, this new #Balls parody is even funnier.
Only 4% of men around the world know how beautiful their balls are, according to the video description. Watch men discover that their soggy freckled balls are actually beautiful visions to behold. Check out the new parody below, along with the original Dove commercial.
Grabbing guys’ crotches, stroking poles and asking for a good drilling at Home Depot probably isn’t the best way to show you’re not gay. That’s exactly what Jesse P’s alter ego J Pee does in this parody clip titled, guess what… “I’m Not Gay.” The homo-bro rap track was written by Pepe himself and features lots of gratuitous shirtless shots and inappropriate touching. My kind of video ;)
I’m not sure exactly who Jesse Pepe is, but I did uncover a bit of info. He’s originally from Salt Lake City, but now lives in North Hollywood, California. Side note: What’s in the water in SLC? Is everyone a hot Mormon there? Pepe studied Musical Theatre at Weber State University. I can’t tell if he’s an aspiring actor or model. I found both an IMDB and Model Mayhem profile. What I do know is he’s cute and has great taste in male co-stars. Check out his hilarious claims about not being gay below.
What if you mixed Blossom’s characters and their signature hats with Girls‘ hipster vibe? You get a cute parody starring Jenna Von Oy. If you recall, Von Oy played the 90s sitcom’s titular character’s BFF, Six. It’s good to know that she’s working still, albeit in parody videos. Perhaps she can stage a real-life reunion on either of her former co-stars’ new shows- The Big Bang Theory (Mayim Bialik) and Melissa & Joey (Joey Lawrence).
In the clip, Jenna plays Six once again but this time channeling Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet) from the HBO comedy. Stepping in to play Blossom is Kerri Doherty who impeccably takes on Hannah’s (Lena Dunham) voice and mannerisms. The 90s BFFs discuss the perils of STDs, secret babies and flowery hat collections. The best part of the clip is when Six tells Blossom that she had an affair with Blossom’s dad and that they have a child named Seven. LOL.
This is freaking awesome. I freaking love a good Disney Parody and this new sketch from College Humor is pretty bang on. The video is a parody of the new film, Spring Breakers which stars former Disney stars Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez who, with a couple other girls, let loose during Spring Break. Next summer, it’s the former Disney Princesses that take a turn and they “let looser.”
What happens in the Magic Kingdom, stays in the Magic Kingdom as four of the Disney Princesses decide to venture out for a wild vacation, showing a side of themselves we’ve never seen before. Abby Elliott (SNL) stars as Cinderella and joins her badass friends, Snow White, Ariel and Jasmine for one hell of an adventure. Jasmine suggests they rob Cinderalla’s “b*tch Stepmother” and then head on vacation for Spring Break. James Franco’s character is the Genie in this parody. Here are some of the best quotes from this faux trailer:
- Prince Charming: [To Cinderella as he holds glass slipper] “Wear this… and only this.”
- Jasmine: “Here goes, better throw my hand in, wish me happy landing… All I gotta do is… this bump.”
- Ariel: “Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, under the sheets.”
- Snow White: [as she eats an apple] “You just take one bite and it will f*ck you up.”
Watch the hilarious trailer below. It reminds me of The Real Housewives of Disney sketch they did on SNL. So good! Enjoy the video below.
This is exactly why I just adore this man. If you read my recent post about the beef between Adrienne Maloof and him, you know that the reunion specials are my favorite part of any Real Housewives season. After watching this promo vid featuring my silver fox Man Crush, I’m even more excited for the three-part RHOA reunion special starting on April 7. Coming off moderating back-to-back reunion specials for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Andy Cohen probably needs some downtime. I know I would after listening to women yell at each other for countless hours over petty topics ;)
In the clip, the 44-year-old Bravo exec parodies Justin Timberlake’s “I’m Ready.” If you recall, the “Suit & Tie” singer announced his comeback in the black and white video. In Cohen’s version, he drops multiple Housewives references while declaring his love for his stable of arguing women. “Housewives mean more to me more than anybody else in the world,” says Cohen in the clip. Duh!!! No question without them, Andy wouldn’t a Bravo-lebrity himself.
The promo below features some of the most memorable lines from RHOA this season including “Gone with the Wind fabulous,’ “Donkey booties,” and Porscha Stewart’s infamous blond moment about 265 days in a year. Other shows from the Housewives franchise are also represented in the clip like Ana’s mysterious folder of incriminating evidence she waved around during the Miami Season 2 reunion. My favorite part, though, is when Kenya Moore whips out her fan as Andy walks by. So draglicious. Check it out below.
I love a good disney parody and also love a good a cappella cover so the video below made me very happy. A YouTuber/Singer named Jon Cozart created a song called “After Ever After” that he sings a cappella with himself.
The “After Ever After” lyrics tell the story of several of your favorite Disney characters and what happened to them after they lived happily ever after. For example, here’s what happened to Ariel:
“I loved being princess down in — this beautiful ocean blue / But mermaids are going missing — they end up in someone’s stew / So just try to put yourself in — to somebody else’s gills / You’re killing my ecosystem — with fishing and oil spills / Thank you BP, thank you BP / The British are killing, oil is spilling / Now I can’t see… MY EYES! / Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins / Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends / Oceans are browning, I think I’m drowning / Thanks to BP / YOU SUCK!”
Other than Ariel, the other characters we learn about included Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, and Prince Ali. Enjoy!