This summer comedy has the potential to be the next great quotable film. Mean Girls, Clueless and Drop Dead Gorgeous better watch out, I might have a new go-to flick to steal lines from.
A red-band teaser trailer first debuted last year in August. Thankfully, a full-length one has finally been released and it doesn’t disappoint. The To-Do List is the writing and directorial debut for Maggie Carey, wife of Bill Hader (who makes an appearance in the film). This ’90s-based teen comedy looks to give a new female spin on a tried and true classic tale of sexual conquest.
Aubrey Plaza plays an intelligent high school graduate who’s not so experienced in the boudoir. In other words, she’s a big ol virgin. She decides to make a list of things to accomplish before hitting campus in the fall. Given her initial thoughts on what teabagging and pearl necklace are, she’s in for a rude awakening when she finds out the latter isn’t as elegant as she thinks. I can only imagine how graphic the film is going to be. I’m so excited.
Also starring in the film are Alia Shawkat, Donald Glover, Bill Hader, Connie Britton, Rachel Bilson, Clark Gregg, Scott Porter and Adam Pally. Check out the trailer below of what will undoubtedly be the raunchiest movie of the summer.
Amanda Bynes maybe a whole lot of crazy when it comes to her Twitter rants, but one thing she’s bang on is her taste in men. Recently, the beleaguered actress tweeted, “Liam Helmsworth is the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth other than Tanz Watson. FYi!” Even though she misspelled his name, she’s 100% correct in acknowledging that the Aussie is one hot piece of ass. Perhaps she got an advance copy of the trailer for Hemsworth’s upcoming thriller.
Paranoia features Liam as Adam Cassidy, a recent college grad trying to get ahead in his entry-level job at one of the country’s top telecommunications firms. When he becomes enlisted as a company spy, pinned against a rival mogul he becomes a pawn in a corporate game bigger than he could have ever imagined. The film was adapted from the 2004 novel of the same name by Joseph Finder.
The motion picture also stars Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Amber Heard and Josh Holloway. Check out the first trailer below. It’s a must-see especially if you have a thing for Hemsworth. He’s shirtless in several scenes.
Don’t mess with Sofia Vergara and her killer tits. Girl is packing some serious heat in that armed bustier of hers. The Modern Family star is just one of many well-known actors appearing in Machete Kills– the sequel to Robert Rodriguez’s 2010 action exploitation film, Machete. Joining her in the eclectic cast are Michelle Rodriguez, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga and Charlie Sheen who’s billed as Carlos Estevez in the film.
Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet. Check out the film’s first teaser trailer in Spanglish below. Machete Kills hits theaters on September 13, 2013.
When Josh Duhamel debuted his mohawk last year, Homorazzi.com readers weren’t fans of his new look. Some thought it was Josh’s attempt to look like Glee‘s Puck (Mark Saling). It wasn’t, but rather for his new film, Scenic Route. At long last, we get to see why the mohawk was integral to the role. His character was rebelling against his seemingly perfect life and going a little crazy. I would too if I was stranded on an isolated desert road for days. The relentless elements of the desert grind would wear anyone down.
Mitchel (Josh Duhamel) and Carter (Dan Fogler) are life-long friends who have drifted apart. As a result of their pickup breaking down during a road trip, they find themselves with a lot of time with each other waiting to be rescued. They start to attack each other’s life decisions with unwavering brutality. This leads to a physical confrontation and ultimately knife-wielding madness, leading to a deadly result. Check out the newly-released trailer below.
Good news for anyone looking so see Jennifer Aniston take her clothes off as the former Friends star is playing a stripper in her upcoming film We’re the Millers. As soon as I read about this trailer I started shaking my head and saying, “Jen… why do you always pick such awful movies.” Then I watched the trailer and took it all back.
Jason Sudeikis play a lowly drug dealer who gets caught up in a big smuggling job. To raise less suspicion at border patrol, he employs neighbour and stripper Aniston, street kid Emma Roberts, and some odd looking tall and lanky boy to play his family.
I have to say that as long as this isn’t one of those trailers that give away all the best parts of the film, this movie looks absolutely hilarious. The awkwardly sung version of TLC’s Waterfalls and a spot on impersonation of Tom Hardy’s Bane is really just the icing on the cake for me. I can’t wait to see this movie!
Check out the trailer below and let me know if you guys are as excited as me.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut film premiered at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival. Then titled Don Jon’s Addiction, the film has been renamed to simply Don Jon. The film was acquired by Relativity Media at a cost of $4 million and is set to hit theaters on October 18, 2013 in limited release. Not only does Gordon-Levitt direct and star in it, he also wrote it. Talk about a triple threat. The breakout festival hit has finally released its first trailer and it’s a good one.
Gordon-Levitt plays a New Jersey man named Joe Martello aka Don Jon. He’s very passionate about several things as revealed in a voiceover: “There’s only a few things I really care about in life: My body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls and my porn.” His porn addiction becomes an issue when his new girlfriend played by Scarlett Johansson discovers his problem. As his defense, Don Jon likens his adoration for erotic flicks to his girlfriend’s obsession with romantic comedies. Speaking of which, there’s this movie within a movie starring Channing Tatum and Anne Hathaway that’s sure to provide some laughs. Check out the trailer below.
Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) may have died at the end of X-Men: The Last Stand, but she still lives on in Wolverine’s (Hugh Jackman) dreams. Her memory haunts him due to his involvement in her death. He can’t get her out of his head. Cue Kylie Minogue song.
Wolverine’s mutant healing power unfortunately doesn’t apply to his heart. The X-Men heads to Japan to escape his memories. In the land of the rising sun, Wolverine encounters ninjas, his arch-nemesis The Silver Samurai and the nefariously sexy Viper (Svetlana Khochenkova). He also bumps into a man he saved during World War II. Forever grateful to Wolverine, the now elderly man wants to give him a normal life by taking away his healing special powers. Check out a more vulnerable Wolverine in the brand new two minute, 30-second trailer below.
Based on the celebrated comic book arc, this epic action-adventure takes Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), the most iconic character of the X-Men universe, to modern-day Japan. Out of his depth in an unknown world, he will face a host of unexpected and deadly opponents in a life-or-death battle that will leave him forever changed. Vulnerable for the first time and pushed to his physical and emotional limits, he confronts not only lethal samurai steel but also his inner struggle against his own immortality. Story by Christopher McQuarrie.
Corey (Tyler Poelle) is a good-hearted therapist who loves helping his sweet, eccentric clients find happiness. After two years in a relationship with carefree jock Jon (David Wilson Page), Corey decides it’s time to pop the question. When the perfect time arrives, Jon informs him he’s dumping him for a woman. OUCH. Corey then sets off on a wild journey of self-discovery that leads him to a Grindr connection in the form of hunky Joel Rush. Their friendship sparks a bromance that soon blossoms into a romance.
Love or Whatever first premiered at the Philadelphia QFest. Since then the Rosser Goodman-directed gay romantic comedy has been busy working the festival circuit. The flick was supposed to become available on home video last week, but has been pushed back til October 2013. In addition to the aforementioned cast, the film also features incredibly funny supporting performances by Jennifer Elise Cox (Brady Bunch movies) and Kate Flannery (The Office). Check out the trailer below.