Previously on America’s Next Top Tyrant’s Ego Is Bigger Than The Models, the midgets ran through a Walmart like a bunch of gays on YouTube looking for the latest Single Ladies spoof. Bianca finally got axed after weeks of pretty much being the worst one there and Tyrant actually took some time out of her busy day and Gossip Girl cameos to photograph the girls in their first beauty shot. Only 9 midgets remain. Who will be eliminated tonight?

We began this week with Ashley whining about being in the bottom two. I ain’t whining though. I’m hoping she’s next. Nicole’s worried that she talks like a stoner. And Kara’s actually talking. Have we heard her talk before? She needs to go too.

The midgets got their first Tyra Mail in the limo… something about smizing with no eyes. Ugh. Enough of the smizing! But wait! It’s Benny Ninja! He’s gonna teach the girls how to pose! Wait. Scratch that. I wrote too soon. He’s gonna teach the girls about dancing! WTF. I love Benny Ninja. He’s like Vogue Evolution on crack.

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