Oh. Em. Gee. The title for an upcoming comedy called InAPPpropriate Comedy couldn’t be more accurate because there is loads of inappropriate comedy packed into the just released red band trailer. The offensive comedy stars Adrien Brody, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, and Rob Schneider and it looks epic.
The boundary-pushing sketch movie stars Adrien Brody as “Flirty Harry,” a tough, no nonsense cop with a soft middle and a flair for fashion; Schneider in a dual role as both a sleazy, horny psychologist and a curmudgeonly porn critic alongside his enthusiastic counterpart Michelle Rodriguez; Lohan living out her fantasy of taking an ultimate revenge on the salivating paparazzi who haunt her, and Ari Shaffir as “The Amazing Racist,” whose hilariously offensive hidden-camera encounters with members of different ethnic and minority groups push everyone’s buttons.
The movie comes out on March 22. Check out the outrageous red band trailer below!
The first full trailer for Scary Movie 5 has just come out and as you might expect, it’s full of the cheesy, celebrity cameo-filled humor that we’ve come to expect from the franchise.
Former Highschool Musical / Hellcats star, Ashley Tisdale has taken on the lead role in the film, previously only held by Anna Faris. The film’s core spoof is of Paranormal Activity, and follows three dancers, one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends and competing for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director. In addition to Tisdale, the film also stars Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Erica Ash, Simon Rex, Heather Locklear, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Audrina Patridge, Kendra Wilkinson, Sheree Whitfield, Mike Tyson, and so many more. A lot of these people are featured in the trailer, while many are not. Unfortunately, Molly Shannon isn’t shown in the trailer and she’s one of the ones I’m looking forward to most!
In Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen’s scene, Lohan screams in terror while looking at the television screen which shows footage of her heading into a courthouse and a news headline that reads, “Breaking News: Probation Revoked. Jail Time For Lohan?” her getting her probation revoked. As a sidenote, in an earlier scene there’s a guy named Dom Kolb who comes over to do a dream extraction and he looks so much like Leonardo DiCaprio… but it’s not him. The actor’s name is Ben Cornish. The film comes out in 2013. Check out the trailer below!
Why anyone, let alone a network, would put their trust in Lindsay Lohan is beyond me. The 26-year-old actress has certainly proven herself to be unreliable, if not unstable. Just in the past few weeks, she’s been involved in a nightclub altercation, bailed on a highly-hyped interview with Barbara Walters, revealed to owe back taxes to the IRS and the biggest crime of all… done Elizabeth Taylor wrong in that trainwreck Liz & Dick. The latest in the Lindsay Saga involves my silver fox, Andy Cohen.
According to the Huffington Post, Lindsay is screwing over Bravo TV’s Million Dollar Decorators. Reportedly, the show spent $200,000 decorating her rental Beverly Hills home. Now that the makeover is complete, Lohan is refusing to film the “big reveal“. Up to this point, Lilo has cooperated and filmed segments furniture shopping with the show’s designers. Supposedly, the place is so trashed and messy, they can’t even go inside the house and film the completed design without Lohan. The network is reportedly frantically trying to scrap already-filmed footage to finish the episode.
Perhaps, bailing on the project was part of Lindsay’s master plan at retribution? A couple of years ago, Lohan appeared on Bravo’s Double Exposure in the episode titled, “Is Lindsay Here Yet?” The Mean Girls actress claims she was set up by the network and was given a wrong time for the photo shoot. She released a series of tweets how she was misrepresented by the show.
“As for BRAVO and their false representation of me on their new show; I was given the wrong call time-now I know on purpose…it was a set-up,” Lindsay continued. “Unfortunate that I considered jorge on the show a friend to trust…oh- and I’ve never come close to anything other than posing in a photo..I don’t appreciate being used for press, and I’m sure others would agree! Love to everyone” – Lohan
Check out Lindsay’s clip from the show. Regardless if a wrong shoot time was sent, she’s clearly out of it when she arrives on set. I love how the photographers shower Lohan with ridiculous praises in an effort to keep the redhead focused on the job. Watch the trainwreck that is Lilo below.
Earlier this week, the internet was all abuzz about the fact that Lindsay Lohan had been riding with The Wanted on their tour bus, courtesy of her “good friend,”
Aaron Samuels Max George. Props on her taste, as he’s certainly my most “Wanted” in that band as well. TMZ reported yesterday, “Sources close to Max tell us Lindsay is in Boston with The Wanted for their show tonight — and we’re told she got there riding first class on board the group’s luxury bus … as Max’s guest.”
Meanwhile, in the other direction…the One Direction, People Magazine is reported that Taylor Swift has apparently been seen canoodling with Harry Styles. They’ve been seeing out in public together, and at a recent party, a source told the magazine that “Taylor and Harry [were] being very smoochie. They definitely [looked] like a couple.”
As TMZ explains, “Law enforcement tells us prior to the fight words were exchanged between Lindsay and the woman as they sat in separate booths near each other. Lindsay said something to the effect of, ‘Give me my space.’ Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl in the left side of her face.
I feel like being out that late midweek is only asking for trouble – which is a chance Lindsay cannot afford to be taking anymore. She’s since been released and the incident is being investigated. Remember Lindsay as Cady in Mean Girls saying, “I knew how this would be handled in the animal world, but in ‘girl world’ all the fighting had to be sneaky.” Clearly she isn’t following her character’s advice. Watch the video of her arrest below.
Last night, Lindsay Lohan was on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno to promote the premiere of Liz & Dick which airs this coming Sunday, November 25. Lohan was just on The Today Show last week and did a brief skit on Jimmy Fallon before that.
As you probably already know, that fact that Lohan canceled on doing an interview with Barbara Walters and then scheduled in Jay Leno didn’t make Barbara very happy. Jay Leno wasted no time and asked about this whole situation at the beginning of the interview. Lohan explained that it wasn’t the right timing and that when she’s ready to sit down for that type of interview, Barbara, who she said she is a big fan of, will be the first person she calls.
Later in the interview, they talked about all of the crazy tabloid rumors, as well as one story that is true and that is that she just found out while on The Today Show that her father (Michael Lohan) did have another child and that Lindsay has a half-sister. Lindsay said about the situation that if she could offer the girl any advice, that is, “Good luck with my dad.” Check out some of the clips from the interview below.
Barbara Walters must not be happy that not only does Lindsay Lohan have an interview booked with Jay Leno, but this morning she was just on GMA live in Time Square to talk about life and her experience filming Liz & Dick (which has received rave reviews). She was also just on Jimmy Fallon the other night, but for more of a comedy sketch.
On GMA today, Lindsay Lohan learned for the first time that she has a 17-year-old half-sister, given that her father, Michael Lohan aired the DNA results on television yesterday. “I didn’t even hear that, so thanks for the news,” said Lindsay. When asked about what it’s like for her family problems constantly being in the headlines, she responded, “I don’t pay attention to any of it. I can’t. I don’t really want to get into that because I want to stay on the positive side of things.”
With Liz & Dick airing on November 25, Lindsay hopes fans will see her love for acting. “I’m reading scripts every day. I keep calling my agents. I’m like, ‘Just keep me on set. It’s safer that way,'” Lohan said. “I’m in a great place. I just want to move forward, keep working,” Lohan said of her future. “I’m in the process of kind of moving and spending time with my family and just be happy.”
As the segment begins, we see Jimmy Fallon wearing a blonde wig and a tight white outfit as he continues to sing, “Let Us Play With Your Look” over and over again. Then, out walks Lindsay Lohan, also wearing a blonde wig and white outfit. She walks through the audience and brings one man up to the stage so she can…you guessed it… play with his look. As Jimmy’s singing gets more intense, so does Lindsay’s audience member makeover. I don’t know that Tabatha Coffey would be impressed with her work.
At the end, one has a more dramatic exit than the other. It’s a cute and weird sketch, but funny nonetheless. Watch the clip below.