Previously on America’s Next Top Model, the wannabes continued their misadventures in New Zealand. Tyrant decided it was time to step behind the camera as the episode’s photographer. Thankfully, she didn’t wear one of her HEINOUS jump suits. Despite the edgy and shadowy concept, Jessica wasn’t able to overcome her gorgeous commercial looks. It must suck to be cut for being too pretty. That left Alexandra (the token plus-sized girl who likes getting knocked off runways), Krista (the haggardy girl making a late game surge), Raina (the GORGEOUS girl who actually looks like a model that Tyrant keeps sabotaging), and Angelea (the wannabe that looks most like an old tranny) in the running. Who will be named America’s Next Top Model from the series’ most lackluster cycle to date?

We start off the two hour finale with Krista jumping and screaming about getting best picture. She’s won best pic three weeks in a row. The girls are all excited about being in the top four. Alexandra is choked that she hasn’t won best photo at all. She’s bitter that Raina could ride her “face” all the way to victory. Angelea … who has a GIANT zit on her chin… is choked that Krista keeps doing so well. The jealousy coming out of her and Alexandra is palpable.

Then Andre Leon Talley shows up with an arm full of bouquets for the girls. Nice. He’s gonna have a little chat with the them. Wow. A one on one sit down with Vogue’s fashion editor is a pretty epic opportunity. I hope they all make good use of his time. He tells the girls all about what it’s like to be in the fashion industry. Thankfully Krista asked what we have all been DYING to know. What does dreckitude mean? He says “drek” means dreadful. ALT tells the girls that his first New York job was as an assistant to Andy Warhol. He payed him 50 bucks a week… mmmhmmm. I bet he did!

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Tyra and her minions just crowned the latest model to wear the ANTM crown. Believe it or not, we’ve gone through this 14 times now. I can’t believe I’m still watching this crap. Anyhoo, I decided to rank all the winners from worst to best. See how your list compares with mine. I’m sure we all have our favorite winners.

13. Whitney Thompson – Cycle 10
Why is she on the bottom of my list? Ever heard of gravity. Haha, I kid. Before you get your panties in a bunch, I have nothing against big girls. In fact, Tocarra (Cycle 3) ranks in my top ten list ANTM models of all time. My beef with Whitney is her personality, I found her to be unlikeable and fake. Most of all, I found her to be a really bad model. She only ever gave one bitchy look after another. We all knew that ANTM eventually had to crown a plus-size model, but did it have to be her.

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