“I guess I picked the wrong day to serve waffles,” says Channing Tatum with a straight face. Forget what national security has to say, President Obama can take care of himself. It’s all about protecting recipes from those evil IHOP employees or as he calls them… Hoppers. Al-Qaeda has nothing on these pancake shilling terrorists.
Waffle House Down is a ridiculous, yet amusing, parody of Tatum and Jamie Foxx’s film, White House Down in theaters today. The clip appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the birthplace of Channing’s other hilarious offering, “Channing All Over Your Tatum.” Watch the 33-year-old actor fend off Hoppers with his killer waffles below. It’ll put a smile on your face. The elderly couple trying to have breakfast while mayhem ensues around them are adorable.
Vancouver-based yoga wear giant, Lululemon just can’t seem to catch a break over the past few weeks. Some serious allegations were made by the late Wilfried Knight in his blog posts before he took his own life (may he rest in peace), and now they’ve had to issue a massive yoga pants recall because one of their latest designs turned out to be see-thru. As a result of the recall, the company’s share prices have been falling.
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they made fun of the fact that women everywhere are facing a crisis that they don’t have expensive spandex-like pants to wear anymore and made a fake ad where people can donate to help get women new yoga pants. Without yoga pants, woman are forced to wear cardboard pants, bubble wrap pants, and yogurt pants because they clearly have no other options. “With your donation of $120 a day, you can put one woman in one pair of yoga pants,” they explain in the ad. Watch the funny clip below.
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, in addition to debuting his hilarious Movie: The Movie: 2V trailer, Kimmel had the stars of White House Down on his show, Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum on the show. Foxx is so fond of his co-star, he decided to share a song he wrote called “Channing All Over Your Tatum.” LOL. Dirty!
As he beings the song, Foxx sings, “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know… I wanna Channing all over her Tatum.” Kimmel gives himself gives it a shot and sings, “It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over you Tatum.”
At first Tatum was uncomfortable with his name being used as dirty song lyrics, but then he got into it and got on top of the piano and harnessed his Magic Mike stripper moves while Fox sang away. Watch the funny and sexy video below.
As promised, after The Oscars last night Jimmy Kimmel debuted his Movie: The Movie: 2V trailer and in case you missed it, we’ve got it for you to check out below. The hilarious movie parody video features 21 celebrities and tells the epic story of a world threatened by sexy vampires, sexy zombies, sexy mummies, and sexy leprechauns.
The cast includes: Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Gerard Butler, Bryan Cranston, John Krasinski, Oprah Winfrey, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Guillermo Rodriguez, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum, Samuel L. Jackson, Wolf Blitzer, and even Matt Damon.
Kimmel plays the man who leads the charge of people who fight to stop the Sexpocalypse. Some of my favorite moments include when Kimmel calls Oprah (who plays the president) and she hangs up on him, when Matt Damon is told to pretend he’s eating a big sandwich but they really just want him to look like he’s giving head, and when Kimmel shouts, “Release the Tatum!” and a giant Channing Tatum comes out that fights the sexy monsters by thrusting from his manhood. Watch the epic and hilarious video below.
Last year, Jimmy Kimmel got a countless number of celebrities to participate in an elaborate movie trailer spoof he called Movie: The Movie. This year, he’s doing it again and on Oscar Night, he’ll debut the trailer for Movie The Movie : 2V
A preview for this trailer came out today, starring Jimmy Kimmel (of course), Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Amanda Seyfried, Bruno Mars, Rachel Weisz and Bradley Cooper. As the trailer begins, Chastain says to Kimmel, “Sir, we’re under attack!” Kimmel responds, “By who?” Chastain responds, “Everything.” LOL.
My favorite part of the preview video is Bradley Cooper getting attacked by a hot, half-shirtless male zombie. He screams and cries in panic, “They’re just too sexy!!” as a small child clings onto his back. Watch the video video below.
For the longest time, Jimmy Kimmel would always joke on his show that he ran out of time and thus had no time for Matt Damon to appear on the show. Ahead of the actor’s first full appearance on the show tonight, Damon got his revenge on Kimmel in a hilarious and creepy video.
We first see a montage of the, “We ran out of time. Sorry, Matt Damon” clips from his show and then start to hear a creepy Damon laugh. He then talks to the camera and says, “That’s pretty funny. But tonight, tonight you didn’t run out of time for me did ya, Jimmy?”
We then see Jimmy Kimmel all tied up in the background in a room decorated with headlines relating to Kimmel not making time for Damon. Matt Damon’s first full appearance on Kimmel airs tonight! I’m sure it’ll be a good one. Watch the video below!
As you probably know by now, actor Eddie Cibrian and Brandi Glanville (from The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills) used to be married, but Cibrian ended up having an affair with singer actress LeAnn Rimes while filming Northern Lights back in 2009.
With Rimes and Cibrian now married, Glanville has more recently started saying more in the media, as has Rimes. In fact, not too long ago, Rimes sat down with Giuliana Rancic for E! in a one-on-one interview about why and how the infedelity happened. Since then, the women have been back & forth talking smack with each other. This week on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Glanville called Rimes “insane“. Meanwhile, last night Rimes went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote her new album, Spitfire (coming out in April) and when asked about why she engages in the feud with Glanville, she said that sometimes she just wants to tell her, “Screw You!”
Watch both interviews below and share your thoughts on who you think is in the right or if you think they’re both crazy. Meanwhile, Eddie Cibrian is…doing what?
Last night, I’m sure many of you set aside to watch Lance Armstrong‘s revealing interview on Oprah’s Next Chapter where he admitted that he had in fact used performance enhancing drugs in his career (I definitely watched). Oprah was relentless and I have to hand it to her for continuing to pull out these incredible interviews. Making OWN a success is going to continue to take hard work and interviews like this but I have no doubts in my mind when it comes to Oprah prevailing. As a side note, I’m SO excited to see Oprah live when she comes to Vancouver in less than a week. Ahhhh!
What you may not know is that since Lance Armstrong chose to go to Oprah to make his confession instead of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy decided to get his own “Lance” confession with a live Skype interview with Lance Bass. For former N’Sync band member said, “Okay, Jimmy, here it goes. For many years, throughout the 90s, I…” Well, I certainly don’t want to give the big news away. I know you may be thinking, “We already know he’s gay,” and yes that’s true so obviously that is not what his confession is.
Find out what Lance Bass’ big confession is below and see why he got so emotional about it.