They’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, Vinny, Ronnie, Sammi, J-Woww and even Angelina look even wilder than ever. They certainly will try their hardest to make this season even better than the first and from the looks of the trailer, they succeed.
To escape the “snow”-mageddon covering New Jersey, the tan-obsessed octet head down to Miami, BITCH. What ensues are a series of girl fights, hookups, breakups, grenades but sadly no duck phone. Boooooo. Vinny even looks like he’s going to up his drama factor and get with the ladies. And by ladies, I mean Snooki and Angelina which causes the “poof” princess to lunge after Angelina. Not to be outdone, Sammi and J-Woww throw it down as well. Girls, can’t we just all get along.
I can’t wait to see this! This coming Wednesday, be sure to tune into Jimmy Kimmel, as the whole cast of Jersey Shore (including Angelina!) in a spoof for Twilight! It looks hilarious! For one, their coffins are tanning beds – brilliant! This is The Situation, who is playing Edward (Robert Pattinson). Snooki plays Bella (Kristin Stewart), with a pickle cake, while Pauly D takes on Jacob (Taylor Lautner). Jersey Shore is everywhere!
The sketch is going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live’s Twilight Saga: Total Eclipse of the Heart, airing Wednesday, June 23 at 10:00pm ET/PT on ABC.
The Situation gets his GTL on – Vampire style!
PUKE! One of Jersey Shore’s abs-ent minded trainwrecks is releasing a track and TMZ has the clip of it. The overly autotuned song is called “The Situation” (of course) and it’s a collaboration with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class, The Disco Fries.
The song sounds like something a guy just did at home in his garage with his friend when he was just learning how to put music together and play around with autotune. It’s terrible. In fact, on the poll on TMZ where you can vote if you think the song is “Bad Ass” or “Just Bad,” 90% so far have said “Just Bad.” That was of course my vote as well.
Click Here to check it out…but you probably don’t want to.
Not only is “Euphoria”, Enrique Iglesias ninth studio album but it’s his first bilingual one. The album will hit stores on July 5th internationally but on the 6th in the United States. The Latin heartthrob unveiled the album cover and track listing this week. “Euphoria” will consist of several guess appearances which include Usher, Akon, Pitbull, Nicole Scherzinger, Puerto Rican Reggaeton duo Wisin and Yandel and legendary Lionel Richie.
Richie even re-recorded a part of his classic 80s hit “All Night Long” for Enrique’s “I Like It” track which features Pitbull. That track along with “Cuando Me Enamoro” were released simultaneously as the album’s first releases. The former is also the first official single off the forthcoming “Jersey Shore Soundtrack”. All the Jersey Shore cast members will be featured in the second version of the “I Like It” music video.
I’m sure some (or all) of the original cast would be into doing this film, but alas it has been cast by a team of professional porn peeps in a porn-star studded cast of pepperoni.
Dean Coxx (Straight…to bed) will be playing “The Stimulation” and Kevin Cavalli (aka John Espizedo in porn) as Pauly G. He also starred in the STRAIGHT version of the Jersey Shore porn parody of Jersey Shore. The movie/porn seems like it’ll be incredibly hot and certainly a hit as these guido’s salami have a big following.
“There are plenty of abs and hair gel but “Sorry Snookie” there are no girls in sight in this all-male, all-guido, all-straight boy testosterone fueled f!@# party. Dean Coxx of ClubDean.com makes his very first and only appearance on film for another studio in the leading role.”
The production company that created Jersey Shore is being sued for engaging in a “criminal enterprise” because they are essentially profiting from the fights that the guidos and guidettes instigated – which is direct violation of New Jersey’s racketeering statute.
So who’s doing the suing? Three of the people involved in those drunken fights with Ronnie Magro. Their attorney, Eugene LaVergne filed the lawsuit in March and the judge, Superior Court Judge Joseph L. Foster, has agreed to hear the case, denying the request to have the case dismissed. They are suing for an undisclosed amount of cash/money.
MTV has yet to comment on the lawsuit. Man, the drama continues with that show long after the season ends! I don’t expect that this lawsuit is going to interfere with their GTL routine.
MTV announced today that they’ll be releasing a soundtrack for the surprise hit guilty pleasure that is Jersey Shore. It’ll be released July 20th, with the main big single being Enrique Iglesias’ “I Like It,” featuring Pitbull, which will be available on iTunes on May 25th. The RedOne produced song is hot! I just heard it today for the first time. Haven’t heard a hit from him since “Takin’ Back My Love,” so its great to have him back!
Some of the other artists that will be featured on the album will be Lil Jon, Taio Cruz, Akon, and LMFAO ( Jersey Shore theme song, “Get Crazy”). “From the clubs to the gym, there is going to be a lot of fist pumping and booty shaking going on this summer, and that’s just at my house,” said MTV’s Amy Doyle (EVP of Music & Talent Programming Strategy) in a press release.
If you want a little
Snooki Sneak Peak to the soundtrack, listen to I Like It by Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull. You’ll “Like It” for sure. It definitely fits in on the Jersey Shore.
Snooki, Snooki, Snooki. How the hell did this stay under wraps for this long, now that she’s the famous pickle-munching, booze-guzzling guidette, let’s face it, star of The Jersey Shore?
Well, before she went to The Jersey Shore to get wasted for national television, she had actually been previously charged in for selling booze to a minor who actually ended up drinking & driving, and crashing to his death – this uncovered by RadarOnline. Snooki was one of three people charge with connection to the death of 18 year old Michael Truncali, whose blood alcohol was at .18 when he died. That’s twice the legal limit! He was driving his Mazda in the wee hours of Thanksgiving morning, after leaving a party at Snooki’s house (well her mom – Helen Polizzi’s house) – which took place in the basement.