What would you do if you had the most annoying, terrible and harassing boss in the world? Would you just sit back and take it or would try and do something about it? That’s the question that new comedy Horrible Bosses opening today asks. Patrick and I were fortunate enough to get an advanced screening of the film and let me tell you, it’s pretty funny. But, it’s not as funny as you want it to be unfortunately.
Starring the comedy stylings of Jason Sedekis of SNL, funny man Jason Bateman and fairly newcomer Charlie Day, this troublesome trio has a little bit of heartburn when it comes to dealing with their ridiculous bosses and decide they should just kill them off. But, the three boys don’t know much about killing anybody. So what do they do? They decide to go the roughest part of the city to try and find a hitman. That after having an incident with a wetwork man that Dale finds on Craig’s List. Too funny.
What do all four of these women have in common? Despite the fact that they are all stunning, they also make a boat load of money, which is the reason why they have topped Forbes magazine’s list of female earners in Hollywood. But who earned top honors? Well this year, it was a tie. Can you guess which two?
Holding hands at the top of money hill are Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie who made $30 million between May 2010 and May 2011. SJP earned her millions through Sex & the City residual checks and her super successful perfume lines. Angelina made her coin with the help of films The Tourist and action film Salt.
However, two of Hollywood’s hottest ladies are hot on their heels earning some serious moolah as well. Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon both banked $28 million dollars tying for for third place on the list. Aniston made box office money with films Just Go With It and The Bounty Hunter while Reese depended on her comedy How Do You Know and other film projects.
If you thought the first trailer for “Horrible Bosses” was funny, wait until you watch the Red Band version (just make sure you’re not at work while you watch it). More foul language, more sexuality, and more raunchy comedy. This trailer definitely makes the movie look that much better and I’m thinking that it will likely be joining Bridesmaids as my favorite comedies of 2011. They’ve really pushed the boundaries with this flick and you can just imagine the fun they had filming it.
We have never seen Jennifer Aniston like this. “You’re gonna give me that Dong, Dale,” she says while all horned up in her dentist’s office. She is one sexy bitch in this movie! Wowza, eat your heart out Brad! Aniston talked about her life a little on Good Morning America yesterday saying, “I’m extremely lucky, and I’m extremely happy.” Glad everything is going well in her life. Love her.
I’ll be watching the movie prescreen next week with Tyrell so stay tuned for my review! I can’t wait. I’ve had some horrible bosses in my day, but these ones are something else.
Brad Pitt who? Vince Vaughn what? Jennifer Aniston‘s got a NEW man in her life and here’s hoping he’s the one! I was always on Team Aniston after Brad hooked up with Homewrecker Jolie. I think Aniston is a gorgeous, classy, and very funny lady (check out the trailer for “Horrible Bosses“) who deserves someone who’ll treat her right. Last fall, she met Justin Theroux while filming the upcoming film, “Wanderlust,” and they’ve been into each other ever since.
According to People magazine, over the weekend, Aniston had a little party and used it as a good opportunity to introduce her new man to some of her close friends (including Courtney Cox and Chelsea Handler). “They all had a great time and enjoyed Justin’s company,” the source told People. The source added that they are “doing great” and that he is “edgier than the guys Jen usually dates. She really likes him!” A source at US Magazine also added, “Jen is totally into him. They have been hanging out for months. She wants to be with him all the time. She’s diving in headfirst.”
UPDATE: Justin Theroux is still apparently dating Heidi Bivens and Ken Baker, chief correspondent from E! News has stated: “I’ve found out from Heidi Bivens’ mom, who apparently would know, that Justin has told her there is nothing going on between him and Jennifer, and that the’re just friends. It’s a big misunderstanding.”
Regardless, check out some pictures of Justin Theroux below…
For ten years, Jennifer Aniston played the lovable Rachel Green on the hit sitcom “Friends“. Everyone either wanted to date her, befriend her or look like her. Remember the Rachel haircut? With her romantic-comedy days coming to a close, Aniston is switching things up. For her upcoming movie, the actress not only dyed her hair chocolate brown, but she plays a super bitch of a boss and also goes topless. That’s right, Jen’s boobies are coming to at theater near you.
Aniston stars in an ensemble dark comedy titled, “Horrible Bosses“. In it she plays one of the three nightmare supervisors along with Colin Farrell and Kevin Spacey. The three of them make everyday work life for Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis and Jason Bateman, respectively, living torture. So much so, the three contemplate murdering them. In it Aniston plays a devilish horny cougar who sexually harasses her employee. Check out the trailer below.
Jennifer Aniston hopes her latest effort for smartwater turns into a virus, correction, viral. Poor little thing, didn’t know the difference ;) The actress is starring in her first ever internet (PG!) video for the bottled water company. Since it’s her first foray into this type of online marketing, Aniston wanted to ensure it had the makings of the next big internet sensation.
Anything remotely related to viral videos has been incorporated into this smartwater promotion. It’s jam-packed with enough viral video cliches to make her head spin. From dirty dancing computer animated babies, to adorable puppies (like hundreds of them), to internet sensation Keenan Cahill to even a “Friends” Rachel reference. It’s got it all. The clip is also titled “Jennifer Aniston sex tape” to attract all those horny boys looking for a little Aniston T&A. Watch the clip below to see if this viral video novice pulled off her first attempt.
A busy weekend at the box office this weekend, with a few big releases that all did exceptionally well! At number one is “Just Go With It,” starring Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. This film has received A LOT of press, with the two lead actors (namely Aniston) making their interview rounds on all the big talk shows. The extra promo definitely paid off big time, with the film surpassing $30 million in its opening weekend. Remember the flop that was The Tourist? Eat that, Jolie…clearly everyone is Team Aniston.
A close second this weekend was Justin Bieber‘s life story, that has been a dream come true, “Never Say Never” in it’s opening weekend as well. The 3D behind the scenes look at Bieber’s journey to fame nearly broke $30 million as well! I think Tyrell and I are going to go see this one tomorrow.
Two more films opened this weekend…one did well, and one was far behind in fourth. Find out which ones they were below. Did you see any of these new films this weekend? What’d you think?
While other writers on the site occasionally write about Heidi Montag and her cohort, Spencer Pratt, I have tried to shy away from giving them any sort of press. Sure, I sorta found their schtick amusing during Season 3-4 of “The Hills“, but their attitudes and actions have annoyed me to no end the past few years. These two are so hungry for fame and to stay in the news, they often stage things to garner press. From their their fictitious breakup, separation, divorce filing and back to their reconciliation, there isn’t anything Speidi won’t do to grab headlines. These two are seriously ridiculous. Having said that, when I read about this incident, I felt compelled to write about it and rip Heidi a new one.
In a statement, Heidi claims Jennifer Aniston banned her from attending the premiere of their movie, “Just Go With It”, for “being too polarizing”. Montag goes on to tell US Weekly, that she was also prohibited from walking the red carpet as well. Here’s what plastic Hills Barbie also stated:
“I’ve been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it’s just really upsetting that she would do this to me. She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening.” – Heidi Montag