This is THE funniest thing I’ve seen Oprah do in a long time! Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, her majesty Oprah Winfrey was a guest. As the interview commenced, Kimmel talked to her about how hard it must be having her OWN network and she said that coming up with new show ideas was sometimes difficult. That’s where Kimmel tried to help.
He showed footage of him showing Oprah new show ideas that are absolutely hilarious. Instead of Oprah giving away her “Favorite Things” and seeing everyone scream and cry, imagine how they’ll react when she steals them back. Cut to Oprah breaking into a car, driving off saying, I get a car, I get a caarrrrrrr!” LOL. That’s not even the craziest one. Oprah’s Book Club turned Book Club Fight Club. You have to watch this.
To add to all of this, Jennifer Aniston is even in one of the sketches. Like I said, one of the funniest things I’ve seen her do in ages. Enjoy!
The other day, Joan Rivers threw a few jabs at Chelsea Handler’s way including insinuations that Handler only has her show, “Chelsea Lately“, due to her sexual relationship with the former president of the E! Network. Now it seems that another celebrity has jumped on the Chelsea hate train. This time it’s someone from her own camp mocking the funny lady. It’s none other than her BFF, Jennifer Aniston. Are these two on the outs? NOT. The slams and backtalk are all in jest and part of the season finale of “After Lately” airing this Sunday on the E!.
The comedic bit begins with Chelsea introducing Jennifer to her writing team. When Handler steps out of the room, Aniston chimes in on how “unfunny” their boss actually is. Jen mocks her BFF with a wide array of insults, ranging from Handler’s need to gossip about people more successful and better looking than her to Handler authoring another lame book. The former “Friend” even comments on Handler sleeping her way to the top of E!. Was this bit a jab at Joan Rivers claims the other day? Watch out Chelsea, I think another Joan slam is heading your way. Check out the clip below.
Every year, Bing releases it’s list of the top searched celebrities through their search engine and the 2011 list has arrived (despite the fact that December hasn’t even happened yet). I thought I’d know who the celebrity would be in an instant and to my surprise, it was my second guess. Just to refresh you, here was last year’s list.
This year, I thought for sure that Kim Kardashian would have retained her spot at #1 especially after all the drama surrounding her divorce to Kris Humphries. However, Ms. Kardashian fell short of the top spot and ended up only at #2. So, which famous face do people search for the most? Check it out below.
I love me a Jennifer Aniston comedy! In ‘Wanderlust,’ Aniston and Paul Rudd play a busy Manhattan couple whose lives take a sudden turn when they both become unemployed. In what turns out to be quite an adventure, they explore some new alternative living options, ultimately deciding to experiment with living on a rural commune where free love rules. “My name’s Wayne, I’m a nudist,” says a guy who invites them to the commune. “Yes, we noticed your penis earlier,” responds Rudd.
At one part in the trailer, Aniston is taught how to milk a cow by her real life boyfriend, Justin Theroux (who plays one of the hippies living in the commune). “Wrap your fingers around the base of it, work your fingers down to the tip, and then… flick the tip.” Aniston responds, “What?” Theroux continues, “Flick the tip, flick the tip.” Perhaps they’ve infused some of their own personal dirty talk into the script. Actually, Aniston and Theroux met on the set of this film, so I guess she was beyond turned on by the dialogue the two shared in their scenes together.
Sidenote: Did you recall that thirteen years ago, Rudd and Aniston starred in ‘The Object of My Affection‘ together? Enjoy the trailer below.
“Friends” has been off the air for several years now, but still has legions of fans including me. Til this day, I recite various quotes from the show like “Unagi”, “This just go interesting” and many more. I especially love quoting the episode where Rachel and Monica faced off against Joey and Chandler in a game of trivia. Speaking of trivia, I came across an article that revealed some very interesting random facts from the sitcom.
Ever wonder which of the “Friends” was the sluttiest? Well, Splitsider.com surveyed all 236 episodes of the NBC show and did all the painstaking research. So, what were their findings? Over the course of 10 seasons, the Central Perk crew hooked up with 85 sexual partners. Some of you might think that that’s either really low or high, depending on your degree of proclivity. Splitsider.com only included people who actually appeared on the show. They didn’t take into account the characters’ respective pasts unless they appeared in a flashback episode and guest starred on the sitcom.
What would you do if you had the most annoying, terrible and harassing boss in the world? Would you just sit back and take it or would try and do something about it? That’s the question that new comedy Horrible Bosses opening today asks. Patrick and I were fortunate enough to get an advanced screening of the film and let me tell you, it’s pretty funny. But, it’s not as funny as you want it to be unfortunately.
Starring the comedy stylings of Jason Sedekis of SNL, funny man Jason Bateman and fairly newcomer Charlie Day, this troublesome trio has a little bit of heartburn when it comes to dealing with their ridiculous bosses and decide they should just kill them off. But, the three boys don’t know much about killing anybody. So what do they do? They decide to go the roughest part of the city to try and find a hitman. That after having an incident with a wetwork man that Dale finds on Craig’s List. Too funny.
What do all four of these women have in common? Despite the fact that they are all stunning, they also make a boat load of money, which is the reason why they have topped Forbes magazine’s list of female earners in Hollywood. But who earned top honors? Well this year, it was a tie. Can you guess which two?
Holding hands at the top of money hill are Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie who made $30 million between May 2010 and May 2011. SJP earned her millions through Sex & the City residual checks and her super successful perfume lines. Angelina made her coin with the help of films The Tourist and action film Salt.
However, two of Hollywood’s hottest ladies are hot on their heels earning some serious moolah as well. Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon both banked $28 million dollars tying for for third place on the list. Aniston made box office money with films Just Go With It and The Bounty Hunter while Reese depended on her comedy How Do You Know and other film projects.
If you thought the first trailer for “Horrible Bosses” was funny, wait until you watch the Red Band version (just make sure you’re not at work while you watch it). More foul language, more sexuality, and more raunchy comedy. This trailer definitely makes the movie look that much better and I’m thinking that it will likely be joining Bridesmaids as my favorite comedies of 2011. They’ve really pushed the boundaries with this flick and you can just imagine the fun they had filming it.
We have never seen Jennifer Aniston like this. “You’re gonna give me that Dong, Dale,” she says while all horned up in her dentist’s office. She is one sexy bitch in this movie! Wowza, eat your heart out Brad! Aniston talked about her life a little on Good Morning America yesterday saying, “I’m extremely lucky, and I’m extremely happy.” Glad everything is going well in her life. Love her.
I’ll be watching the movie prescreen next week with Tyrell so stay tuned for my review! I can’t wait. I’ve had some horrible bosses in my day, but these ones are something else.