Previously on Survivor, Cirie got out-Ciried by J.T. who made a move with Tom’s hidden immunity idol. Meanwhile, Boston Rob led the charge not to even look for the damn thing at their camp… pissing Russell off who will stop at nothing to find it. We’re clearly heading for a showdown between those two, but how will James, Amanda, and Rupert react to J.T.’s flip flop?

We start this week with Team Vulcan coming back from Tribal Council. Colby is bragging about the successful turnaround, calling J.T. a “hero”. J.T tells the group that he didn’t do anything for personal reasons… just that he had to get rid of Cirie… for the team. Yeah right. Just say she was a threat and be done with it. Rupert says he’s pissed and sets his sights on J.T.

The next morning, Amanda tries to check in with J.T. He’s clearly not done playing both sides. He tells her he will never turn on them. He swears over and over that it’s the truth. Amanda does what she does best… pouts. We know it’s an act though because she immediately tells us in confessional that she sees right through him. She says “game on”.

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Survivor Heroes vs Villains Episode 4 – “The Hobbit on Crack”

Previously on Survivor, the God Warriors finally won immunity and sent the Devil’s Rejects to Tribal Council. Scratch that… the God Warriors totally dominated in a bone crunching victory. During the scramble, most of the villains agreed that Parvati was too much of a threat to stay but she wriggled out of danger. Grumpy Randy was sent home instead. Can the good guys keep it up or will they once again self destruct?

We start off this week with back with the Devil’s Rejects rehashing some conflict between Coach and Sandra. Coach tells us that he’s really sensitive. His feelings are hurt. Awww… poor delusional Coach. He then whines to Tyson … “I’m the f*cking man and I don’t need anyone to validate that.” LOLs. You keep telling yourself that Coach! Dude is seriously insecure. Then he starts crying. LOLs!!!!

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Previously on Survivor, Team Frodo lost another immunity challenge while Team Sauron continued to kick some serious puzzle ass. James, one of the show’s most cherished heroes, turned into a raging lunatic in his very harsh attack on Stephenie. Despite Colby and Tom’s best attempts to save her, she was the next one sent packing. Good. Never liked her. Can the Hobbits bounce back or will the Orcs continue their domination of the Shire?

We start off this week immediately after the Heroes get back to camp from the ugly Tribal Council where James really went after Stephenie. James just says he wants to win. Tom tries to make peace by telling James just to be more “gentle”. They try and let it all go. Tom tells the camera that James’ “nasty, brutish bullying” was uncalled for. I agree. But, it’s time to put on some happy faces and move forward. J.T. tries to cover his butt by apologizing to Tom. They hug it out. Awwwww. Cute.

Colby and Tom then have a little chat. They think they were naïve to think they could play the heroic game again. It has changed. Duh. Have they not watched the last 8 or 9 seasons? Apparently not.

Over at Camp Sauron with the Orcs, Parvati and Russell are giggling and making fun of other people under the shelter. Rob lets us in on a little secret. Watch how people sleep. They cuddle up to their alliances. Jerri and Coach. Parvati and Russell. Rob confesses that he doesn’t trust Russell’s ass at all. And then laughs at him for his tragic Parvati chasing puppy dog eyes.

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Previously on Survivor, we met our ten heroes and ten villains who will be fighting for the title. In a season full of heavyweights, lightweight Sugar was the first to go. Can the Villains make it two immunity challenges in a row? Will the heroes bounce back? Will the Coach/Jerri romance blossom? God, I hope not.

The episode started back at Camp Smoggies, where the villains are miserable in the rain. Boston Rob gets the first confessional and bitches about the losers who won’t do any work. He’s sick of the complaining and says he’s on the buffoon tribe for the third time. By morning, they’re all rebuilding the shelter to some seriously ominous music. There is definite tension. Even Courtney confesses that people are acting like fools and backs Boston Rob up. Things must be bad for her to try and lead.

At Camp Suntots, the music is upbeat and triumphant. Odd, considering they just came back from an immunity loss. Compared to the Smoggies, they are working well together.. Things seem pleasant… but then the scheming starts… from RUPERT no less. He’s got his sights on Stephenie. She’s a threat to him. And Stephenie just thinks Rupert is annoying. I agree.

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Here we go folks… it’s time for another round of Survivor and I’m super stoked. Twenty of the most notorious, hated, loved, and infamous (Danielle and Candice aside… WTF are they doing here anyways) survivors of all time are back. We’ve known who was coming since the spoilers got out in August, but now we get to see them in action. How will Boston Rob deal with Evil Russell? Can Cirie charm her way past Colby? Will America finally see past the tie dye shirts and recognize the douche that is Rupert? How long will we have to endure Coach and his delusions of grandeur? God I hope Parvati eats Coach for breakfast.

As we all know, we’re back in Samoa for this season. Jeff Probst gives us an epic voiceover about rivals and warriors and battles etc… the perfect setting for Survivor’s biggest showdown yet. Cue the helicopters! The game is on!

Rupert of course gets the first confessional claiming good will win. Russell then argues villains are smarter. I might just have to agree with Russell on this one. Once the helicopters land, the twenty all stars are already in their tribes. Playing for the Jedi are Cirie (who gave us the quote of the week in the first two minutes), Stephenie, Sugar, Candice, Amanda, Tom, Colby, JT, James, and Rupert. Up to bat for Team Sith are Boston Rob, Coach, Tyson, Randy, Russell, Danielle, Parvati, Jerri, Sandra, and Courtney.

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Where were you in the summer of 2000? Still trying to recover from the global Y2K disaster? Nevermind, that never happened. I know where I was. I was 21 and spent the summer working at a restaurant and rowing on the varsity squad. I didn’t go to any gay prides or party at the Odyssey on Thursday nights for Shower Power. I was still “straight”. Instead, I was obsessed with that little show called “Survivor”. Seriously obsessed. I watch each episode two or three times each week. I couldn’t get enough. Since then, I have never missed an episode in all 19 seasons.

Thankfully, CBS was kind enough to air a retrospective of sorts in the lead up to Survivor 20: Heroes vs Villains. I’m stoked. I love all-star seasons. Yes, we’ve seen them all before… sometimes 3 or 4 times… but there’s something about watching people who actually know each other play the game that is even more intriguing. Everyone knows Jerri is a bitch. Everyone knows Colby is a challenge power house. Everyone knows Cirie is a social mastermind, Coach is delusional, and Parvati is a minx. There are no secrets, no trying to figure each other out… it’s just game on! Of course, Russell’s presence could throw in a monkey wrench or two. I for one cannot wait.

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It’s funny that Alex just wrote an article on the “Top 5 Reality Shows I Wanna Be On,” and with Survivor just announcing casting for the next season, it wasn’t one of my choices. For me, on the other hand, Survivor would be my number one choice.

Although, Survivor 21 officially been announced with respect to location, CBS just announced a casting call contest for “future cycles of the show”. From now until Feb. 21, CBS is teaming with Sears, giving fans the opportunity to upload short videos of themselves to be reviewed by the casting teams. And, for the first time, viewers will get a chance to vote for their favorite potential castaways, sending “America’s favorite,” if you will, off to a deserted island with the rest of the lucky competitors.

It’s been 10 years since the show began, so this is a big announcement, considering Jeff Probst contract ends after this season (which would obviously have to be renewed) with Heroes vs. Villains. As of now, they are starting pre-funding for Season 21, before they officially move forward with production.

More details after the jump…

So, I PVR’d my way through the People’s Choice Awards… Taylor Lautner, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman were pretty much the best part… so I could catch the promised sneak peek at Survivor 20. For those who have been to Homorazzi before know, we trolled the depths of online forums like SurvivorSucks to bring you the rumored cast list back in August. And then in November, we trolled the same flame-filled pits of hell to bring you the tribe list. Now, CBS has finally confirmed the cast… and the spoilers were right!

Say hello to “HEROES” Rupert Boneham, James “J.T.” Thomas, Tom Westman, Colby Donaldson, James Clement, Stephenie LaGrossa, Amanda Kimmel, Jessica ‘Sugar’ Kiper, Cirie Fields and Candice Woodcock.

And then the “VILLAINS” Jerri Manthey, Parvati Shallow, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Courtney Yates, Danielle DiLorenzo, Rob “Boston Rob” Mariano, Randy Bailey, Tyson Apostol, Ben “Coach” Wade and Russell Hantz.

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What a season this has been. We’re only a couple hours away from crowning another Survivor winner. Since our live blogging was such a hit for Big Brother, Patrick and I decided to do it all over again for Survivor: Samoa’s finale. Who will be this season’s sole Survivor- Russell, Nathalie, Brett, Mick or Jaison? Sit back, relax and stayed tuned to our realtime comments and opinions.

Donovan: OMG, I’m so excited. I hope there are major fireworks during jury questioning.

Donovan: Wow the recap is giving major props to Nathalie and Russell. Could they take it all.

Patrick: Recap, recap, recap. Let the games begin!

Patrick: Eww, Jaison said that he had diarrhea all night.

Donovan: Love Russell bitching about his lame-o partners and that he should be playing with superstars. According to spoilers, he just might get his wish.

Donovan: Oh, I feel so bad for Nathalie. I can’t believe Russell is telling her she’s next if Brett wins the next immunity.

Donovan: LMAO. “If Jaision can win two immunities in a row, so can anyone else”. I love Russell’s trash talking.

Patrick:I’m so routing for Brett in this immunity challenge after all this build up! That will make the jury interesting, since they are all his former teammates. Will that help him??

Donovan: Immunity challenge. GO NATHALIE GO.

Donovan: Shit, Russell is flying through this course with Jaison close behind. Wow, even Nathalie isn’t too far. It’s anyone’s game.

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