I guess I never got the memo. Apparently they’ve been dating for over a month now. Albeit on the DL, but still dating nonetheless. Where have I been the past month? If I had heard about this in a couple of weeks, I would’ve chalked it up to an April Fool’s joke.

The two reportedly were first spotted having dinner at Koi on Feb 4. A few days later they were seen together again on a double date with Brody’s step-sister Khloe Kardashian and her NBA husband, Lamar Odom. In the latest sighting, Hollywood’s latest hot couple were caught enjoying a night out at Beso restaurant this past weekend.

As a side note, the Mexican eatery is owned by actress Eva Longoria-Parker. During their nights out, they’ve been spotted drinking champagne and vodka while being very affectionate with each other. In one particular sighting, Avril was seen sitting on Jenner’s lap- lucky biznatch.

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The Hills sixth season, and first season with Kristin Cavallari replacing Lauren Conrad, has come to an end tonight. We can only imagine what’s going to be planned to happen to our favorite characters next season. Here’s what we learned this season:

If you followed my recaps each week, you know that Donovan and I created a parody to accompany each and every episode this season as they aired. We mixed it up, making each spoof different from the last, to keep you on your toes. If you haven’t seen the videos, now’s your chance. Just a heads up…I play ALL the characters. That’s right, I’m Heidi AND Spencer at dinner. I’m Audrina AND Kristin in a cat fight. Holly dancing around drunk? Yep, did that too. They are meant to be super cheesy and over the top, but I try to stay true to some of the characteristics and personality traits that define each character. We event touch upon their “real life,” with Audrina’s Maxim shoot, Stephanie Pratt’s DUI, and Speidi’s book on how to be famous.

What was your favorite part of this season? What was your favorite parody? Which character do you want to see more of in the spoofs? Watch them again, or see them for the first time…

Check out all ten Season 6 parodies after the jump!

The episode starts off with Brody & Kristen out to lunch at Grub, reminiscing on old times (to prove to viewers that they have a past??) Kristin then brings up that Jayde had texted her and wants to meet up with Kristen to fight talk. Brody immediately says it doesn’t sound like a good idea. Kristin seems a little concerned that Brody is having second thoughts about ending it with Jayde.

Next, we find Heidi talking to Dr. Jordan Mansbacher, her Pschologist. Please make Heidi a normal person, please make Heidi a normal person. Well, that’s not the focus today. Like every other episode, the focus is babies, babies, babies. Heidi discusses the fact that Spencer doesn’t want kids and that she’s considering going off the pill and surprising him, rather than waiting for him to never decide to have the kids she thinks he wants (but doesn’t know yet). The doc says, “the decision has to be a rational decision, not a hormonal or emotional decision.” Duh, Heidi. You are not fit to be a mother.

It’s a night out with the boys, and Brody, Taylor, and Frankie are playing pool at Hollywood Billiards. Taylor brings up the fight, with Jayde and Kristin and Taylor and Frankie bring up the fact that he’s more fun with Kristen than when he was with Jayde. They tell Brody that he’s mean and sad when he’s around Jayde. Brody doesn’t really want to hear it.

Check out the rest of the recap & this week’s VIDEO PARODY after the jump…

Okay I know this show is real fake real, but this season is getting A LOT worse – especially the Heidi & Spencer baby crap. They are like nails on a chalkboard to me. Since it’s fake, can they fake get them in a car accident so they aren’t on the show anymore? Anyway, as the episode begins, Kristin and Brody are at dinner. Now that Brody and Jayde are on a break, and Kristin & Justin are dunzo, Kristin’s going in for the kill. Brody asks what she’s gonna do now that Justin and her are through and Kristin replies, “Onto the next.” Kristin suggests, “Let’s do this again,” in reference to their date.

Next, Speidi scene about babies. Heidi wants babies. Spencer doens’t. Wow. This is the 7th episode, they’re still discussing this, and we’re supposed to think it’s interesting? The only way they’ll be interesting on this show again is if Holly tries to sleep with Spencer. Forget commercial breaks, whenever you see a scene with Speidi in it, feel free to go make yourself a snack in the kitchen.

Next, Audrina and Lo go to lunch so Audrina can talk about how she hasn’t learned anything and is planning on meeting up with Justin because she thinks they still have sparks.

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Okay, don’t forget, as always, there is a Video Parody/Spoof in this recap, so be sure to check it out. Okay. So. Kristin’s & Brody are walking along the beach, and Brody tells Kristin that he and Jayde are on a break, paving the way for him to get into her pants in future episodes. Kristin says he’s more fun when she’s not around aka in bed (except that he is a little vanilla according to her).

The main event for this episode takes place at Speidi’s house. It’s Heidi’s birthday, and Princess Heidi wants Spencer to throw her a birthday party in their party house that she never wanted. Boy do these two drive me nuts.

Meanwhile, LO & Audrina are folding laundry and discuss that they’ve both received an invite for Heidi’s party, but Lo can’t make it. Audrina wants to go, so naturally they discuss if Kristin will be there and how that will be. Seriously. The Hills formula is: Birthday Party + Unwanted Guest = Episode. Repeat. Always a birthday party. Always a confrontation.

Then, Kristin and a clean shaven Justin are out for a drink. They too talk about Speidi’s party. and what it’d be like if Audrina was there. Justin wants to avoid any potential drama, so he says he won’t be going. Not much chemistry going on with these two. It’s a ticking time bomb.

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As this episode starts off, Kristin & Stacie are at the the beach talking about having a beach party at Kristin’s. The talk about the guest list and the fact that Justin Bobby already has a strike one. Hmm. Party + Alcohol + Bitches = Drama. Looks like it’ll be a good episode.

Jayde & Brody have lunch and Brody’s telling Jayde about the party, which Jayde doesn’t want to go to. They’ve been fighting a lot lately, and Jayde seems to be very jealous of Brody around Kristin. Brody says he’s going with our without Jayded.

Heidi & Spencer are with Enzo, babysitting him. Ugh, these two are so boring now. They talk about Kristin’s party and the fact that Holly says she’s gonna go, considering her last drunken incident at Brent Bolthouse’s party.

Time for the partay at Kristin’s house in Malibu. Stephanie & Holly arrive, to Stacie and Kristin. Holly grabs a drink right away and it’s “Holly and Jack sittin’ in a tree”. Check out the video recap parody of the whole episode after the jump, as well as the entire written recap. Enjoy!

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Nothing that is part of either show, last night, Jayde Nicole (2008 Playmate of the Year from Ontario, Canada) and her boyfriend Brodie Jenner, both stars on The Hills, were out celebrating Brody’s birthday at a club called Guys and Dolls. At the club, they see Joe Francis, the douche from Girls Gone Wild, hitting on /harassing some girl that they knew so Jayde went and intervened and threw a drink on Francis, who is a known trouble maker.

What happens next?

He PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE! He then threw her to the ground and started Chris Brown-ing punching her even more. Security then broke up the fight and Brody, who happened to be outside the club at the time, rushed back to see his girlfriend, but security wouldn’t let him. Then he saw Joe Francis outside and went straight up to him and punched him in the face, and someone else TASED HIM which needless to say took him to the ground. WOW. Who carries around a TASER??

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