Heidi Montag: Officially Superficial (Duh)

11 Jan 2010 In: Music, Patrick
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Unfortunately, she’s still at it, and unfortunately I like some of the songs - as hard as that may be to admit. Her 12 song album is officially available on iTunes tomorrow for $9.99. I expect some “she’s everything wrong with the music industry today” from Tommy for this one (cuz you know, I’m not listening to Susan Boyle on my iPod at the gym). Really, I do agree in this case that she is everything wrong with the music industry: She’s totally manufactured, she can’t even sing, but at the end of the day if I like the beat to the song, and it’s catchy, generally I could careless who sang it. That’s how the music industry works now. You don’t have to be good, because they can make you sound good. It probably doesn’t even have to be your own voice - haha! She’ll never be taken seriously, but I’m fine with listening to a song of hers here and there for a week until I get sick of it.

She’s as Superficial as her album title, and she’s not ashamed of it. I mean, her and her hubby, Spencer, recently came out with the book “How To Become Famous,” she performed on Miss Universe, and she and Spencer have certainly maintained their media attention, be it negative or positive (always negative) - which they earn a living from, on top of their fake The Hills barfalicious life.

I haven’t heard the rest of the album yet, but here are some of the catchy tunes from the bimbo’s album that I have heard…

My “favorite” songs after the jump….

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Although I watch The Hills each week (which is getting faker by the second) and I make spoofs of the couple, I seriously, seriously dislike Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. A HUGE part of the last few seasons was the fact that Lauren Conrad did not want to be friends with Heidi anymore because Spencer was a douche and he had changed her for the worse. Well, God was she ever right. These two are out of control. They just came out with a book on how to become famous which has given them a new circuit of media interviews. They embarrassed themselves and humankind by their “performance” on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!” and now they are only getting worse with this extremely childish and hate-filled argument with The Insider Panel, stemming from the fact that Al Roker had had a scheduling conflict with an interview he were supposed to have with Speidi, and Spencer “The Villain” decided to take it to Twitter, calling Roker fat and that he looked like he was going to die soon.

You know what, maybe they do have this fame thing down. I’m talking about them, The Insider is arguing with them, and isn’t any press good press? I don’t know anymore. The Insider Panel say that their 15 minutes will be up soon, and I really do hope that this is true. The two really irk me - especially Heidi. Spencer’s a jerk, fine… whatever…he was raised that way. But Heidi pretends to be on this religious, moral high ground, yet she’s absolutely just as bad as Spencer, except with less brains and more plastic surgery. She’s merely a puppet and an embarrassment to her family.

You have to see this video.

Check out Speidi vs The Insider panel in a heated argument, after the jump…

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