The worlds of many teenage girls as they knew it crumbled earlier this week when Zayn Malik announced his departure from One Direction. Devastated by the news, they took to social media to express their outrage and broken hearts.
Funny or Die decided to capitalize on the situation by enlisting Billy Zane for their latest spoof. For those youngins who don’t know who Billy is, he’s that bad guy from Titanic ;)
The 49-year-old actor mistakenly thinks all the tweets are directed towards him. “I just way to say to my adoring and mysteriously heartbroken fans, you light up my world like nobody else. You don’t know you’re beautiful, and that is what makes you beautiful.” He jokingly adds, “I don’t want to be nitpicky, but just for the sake of record, it’s Z-A-N-E, not Z-A-Y-N.”
Check out the amusing clip below which features Zane also reciting a few “My Heart Will Go On” lyrics.
2016 GOP presidential hopeful Ben Carson, who’s an anti-gay extremist, recently shared his thoughts that homosexuality is a choice. What’s his proof? The retired neurosurgeon pointed to straight men who go to prison and once released ‘choose’ to be gay. Clearly, very scientific… NOT!!!
Naturally, Funny or Die decided to poke fun at Carson’s ridiculous theory. They hit the streets of New York City to ask gay people when they decided to be gay. Naturally, you can imagine some of the responses. One hilariously blames Will & Grace. Check out the satirical clip below.
Adorable puppies and a shirtless Scott Eastwood. Sign me up!!!
You thought those crazy women on The Bachelor were vicious. They have nothing on these bitches. These canines have their
claws paws out.
On the next season of The Bachelor, Eastwood tries to find a new best friend. Naturally, the 28-year-old shows off his toned physique in the process. Which adorable dog gets a rose, or should I say bone? Maybe it’s a cat instead. Shocking twist anyone? Watch the Funny or Die clip below.
For all those in need of a Bachelor fix, here’s a little something something to tide you over until Juan Pablo’s season premiering on Monday, January 6. Funny or Die enlisted recently-married Jesse Tyler Ferguson to front their parody of the long-running dating show. He plays faux gay bachelor trial attorney Bryden.
As you would expect, it’s wall-to-wall gayness coming from all directions. From George Takei channeling his inner Chris Harrison as host, to Lance Bass as one of the contestants looking for love, brace yourself for one homosexual rollercoaster ride. You haven’t seen a rose ceremony as dramatic as this before. Check out Bryden’s adventures below which includes the show’s signature limousine crying fits which is usually only reserved for rejects.
No one can ever take the place of my beloved Kerry Washington as Olivia Pope, but if there was anyone I’ll allow, it’s Jennifer Hudson. She may not be nearly as believable as the political fixer, but it’s entertaining to see her play the Scandal role for a Funny or Die spoof. Watch the Dreamgirls actress discuss Obamacare in the clip below.
Even though both Chris Brown and Miley Cyrus recently topped a survey naming them as the worst celebrity role models, it appears some parents are angrier with Samuel L. Jackson. At least they are in this Funny or Die clip.
Apparently, if Jackson is in a film, you probably shouldn’t let little ones watch them. His roles in Shaft, Unbreakable, Jungle Fever and several more films have inspired children to behave badly and quote age-inappropriate dialogue. Watch parents yell, “F*ck you, Samuel L. Jackson!” in the video below.
People who have been single for a long time often get a lot of slack from friends and family members about it. In this new vide by Funny or Die, several singles talk about these problems but give you hope in saying that “It Gets Better“.
In the video, the singles explain that name calling is one of things they have to deal with. Some of them include: “Third Wheel,” “Slut Butt,” “Lake Flacid,” and “Weird F*cking Single Guy“. LOL. But these folks are here to tell you that it does get better and that there are several benefits to being single. Having been single for a little over six months now, I have to agree and 2013 has been one of the best years of my life… but that’s a whole separate article.
Enjoy the hilarious video below and remember single people, “It Gets Better”.
I’m sure when David Burtka got the call to appear in Funny or Die’s latest clip, he jumped at the chance. Who would turn down an opportunity to lock lips with a newly-single Cheyenne Jackson? I’m sure making out with Jackson was a nice change of pace from Neil Patrick Harris’ lips.
Burtka and Jackson star in FOD’s “The Gay Christian Mingle.” The spoof pokes fun at closeted Jesus-loving folks looking for their soul mate on ChristianMingle.com. With no male seeking male options on the dating site, the resourceful David finds a way to cheat the system. He then stumbles upon Cheyenne’s profile which features his love for the 3 Gs- God, glamor and gals. Yeah, right!!! Watch the two, along with other same-sex couples finding love below.