When people hear plumber’s crack, typically an image of an overweight older man with saggy underwear pops in your brain. This calendar is the furthest thing from that. You’ll have a whole new visual when you hear that term again. Admit it, when you call a plumber, electrician or landscaper, you secretly hope it’s some hot stud with bulging muscles. I know I do ;)

While the chances of any of these guys featured in the Hunky Handyman 2013 calender showing up on your doorstep is practically none, it’s still nice to hope and wish. I’d like a front row seat to watch any of these hotties show exactly how skilled they are at their respective trades. I’m sure their ‘toolboxes‘ are full of surprises and I’m not referring to their hammer or nails. Speaking of hammer *wink*… Check out the photos below and vote for your favorite month.

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The Sports Stud 2012 Showdown is well under way now, with the first round completed. The winner of round one was yummy soccer player, Lance Parker, who happened to be my first Sports Stud of the year in 2012. I had a feeling when I wrote that one that he was going to be a contender in the end. In second place was sexy volleyball player, J.P. Calderon whom you know best from Survivor.

With Round 1 completed, it’s time to move on to the second batch of boys. There are a lot of hot ones in this group as well so it’ll be interesting to see who comes out on top. The details of how the winner will be determined in the end are once again listed below.

Sports Stud Showdown Dates:
The Top 2 from each round automatically advance to the finals. Four wildcard spots will be given to the athletes who garnered the four highest vote totals from all rounds tabulated (winners excluded).

• Round 1: Dec 15-21, 2012 (click here for contestans)1st: Lance Parker, 2nd J.P. Calderon
• Round 2: Dec 22-28, 2012 (results announced Dec 29)
• Round 3: Dec 29-Jan 4, 2012 (results announced Jan 5)
• Finals: Jan 5-11, 2013 (Final Results announced Jan 12, 2013)

Check out the Round 2 competitors after the jump

If NBC’s Chicago Fire is one of your favorite new shows, then this is the calendar for you. Just imagine 12 blokes as handsome and buff as Taylor Kinney greeting you every day on your refrigerator but with British accents. Not only will they make each day more beautiful, but they might make you think twice before going for that second (or third) helping of your favorite treat.

Pound for pound these guys are as heroic as they are muscular. The calendar comes in a standard poster size, but also a slim version for those extra tight *wink* places. If you like men holding hoses, check out the following photos. My favorites are Jamie Johal (January) and Simon de Gruchy (July) shown below. But I’m also smitten with Rich Young who can be found on their website. Link is at the end of this post.

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The sexy Benjamin Godfre just announced that he’s launching a new website, doing away with what he had called Intersanctum before and introducing The Diamond Lounge. To kick off the launch, Godfre posted naked pictures of himself and Big Brother 5 star Will Wikle, photographed by Rolling-Blackouts Photography.

“We are properly starting off the new website with these scorching HOT images by Rolling-Blackouts feat. Will Wikle. Will is famous for being on the 5th season of Big Brother. During the day he’s an RN, and at night he’s pimping the NYC night scene. He’s also an awesome guy and a pleasure to work with. If you’re in NYC, make sure to go to one of his events and squeeze his ass. Tell him BG sent you. Enjoy! –bg”

In a short video included below, Godfre makes the announcement about the new site and the naked pictures and also gives fans a nice big wet kiss. Check out the video below, where I’ve also included a link to the nude photos.

Announcement video & link to pics after the jump…

Since Jersey Shore is signing off forever after tonight’s series finale (Thank God), I thought I’d share this piece of eye candy. Much like the Seaside Heights crew, I haven’t watched their UK counterparts in a few seasons. That said, who doesn’t love seeing British lads drop trou for the holiday season. The sexy blokes of Geordie Shore posed for a very festive (and revealing) photo shoot for NOW magazine. The group photo is nice, but the behind the scenes videos is even better. You get to see certain parts jiggle ;)

My favorite has always been that tasty Ricci Guarnaccio (second from right). He’s so adorable and has the nicest six pack. Too bad he’s so short and straight ;) Unlike the Jersey Shore boys, the male cast has changed several times. The only originals are Gary “Gaz” Beadler (center) and James Tindale (far right). The two on the left- Daniel Thomas Tuck and Scott Timlin- joined the cast for Season 4. Overall, a very buff and handsome crew. Check out their naughty picture below.

check out the sexy pic and sexier behind the scenes video after the jump

Just like my 2012 Model Behavior Showdown, the annual Man Crush Showdown is also off to a resounding success. Almost 20,000 votes were cast in Round 1. Unlike the first round of the Model Behavior showdown, the gap between the Top 3 here was more than five votes. There was a clear winner.

Coming in first place was actor Brandon Quinn with 5,001 votes. To be perfectly honest, I was a little surprised. Though sexy in that rough kind of way, I didn’t think he’d win Round 1. The other person to earn an automatic berth in the Final Round is Mario Casas (4,446 Votes). Props to our readers for advancing such a tasty foreign dish. Just missing out in third place is Aussie hunk, Dan Ewing with 3,743 votes. I’m sure with that total, he’ll earn one of the four wild card slots for the finals.

With Round 1 in the history books, it’s time to shift focus to Round 2. Check out this crop of my previous weekly Man Crushes. If you want more pictures of each stud, click on their name for their feature.

Man Crush Showdown Dates

The Top 2 from each round automatically advance to the finals. Four wildcard spots will be given to the Man Crushes who garnered the four highest vote totals from all rounds tabulated (winners excluded).

• Round 1: Dec 13-19, 2012 (click here for contestants) 1st: Brandon Quinn, 2nd: Mario Casas
• Round 2: Dec 20-26, 2012 (results announced Dec 27)
• Round 3: Dec 27- Jan 2, 2012 (results announced Jan 3)
• Finals: Jan 3-9, 2013 (Final Results announced Jan 10, 2013)

check out the Round 2 competitors after the jump

The 2012 Model Behavior Showdown is off to a great start. Thanks for all the votes from Round 1. To say it was close is putting it mildly. Only five votes separated first to third place. Sadly for the poor chap in 3rd, he’ll have to wait till all the rounds are completed to see if he gets one of the wild card slots.

Landing in first place with 1,296 votes was Sean O’Pry. Not surprising, given that he’s currently the No. 1 ranked male model on Models.com. Coming in at the runner-up slot with 1,293 votes was sexy Aussie Ryan Cooper. Good job Homorazzi.com readers. He’s a personal favorite of mine. Missing out on an automatic berth to the Final Round was former Survivor Jay Byars. He fell short by only two votes with 1,291. Depending on how the next two rounds of contestants fare, he stands a chance at the 2012 Model Behavior title.

With Round 1 in the history books, it’s time to shift focus to Round 2. Check out this crop of sexy male models and pick your favorites. If you want more pictures of each stud, click on their name for their feature.

Model Behavior Showdown Dates

The Top 2 from each round automatically advance to the finals. Four wildcard spots will be given to the male models who garnered the four highest vote totals from all rounds tabulated (winners excluded).

• Round 1: Dec 11-17, 2012 (click here for contestants) 1st: Sean O’Pry, 2nd: Ryan Cooper
• Round 2: Dec 18-24, 2012 (results announced Dec 25)
• Round 3: Dec 26-31, 2012 (results announced Jan 1)
• Finals: Jan 2-7, 2013 (Final Results announced Jan 8, 2013)

check out the Round 2 competitors after the jump

I could sit here and type sentence after sentence trying to fluff up this post, but what’s the point. It’s Sunday and everyone just wants to chillax. What better way to spend a lazy day on the couch then perusing through Cosmopolitan’s 2013 calendar.

Spoiler alert!!! It features sexy shirtless men smizing their little hearts out and showing off their hard work at the gym. Bet you didn’t see that coming. LOL.

I tried to find out where you can purchase the calendar for those who were interested, but couldn’t find out where. Horrible job by the publisher. It’ll most likely be available at one of those temporary pop-up kiosks in the mall during the month of December. Check out which Cosmo stud will be warming up your birthday month below.

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