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How To Tell If You’re A Basic Bitch

In: Donovan, Random Reads
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What is a basic bitch? She’s an extra regular female according to Urban Dictionary. I have a few other definitions but definitely not suitable to share here. Get me drunk one night and I’ll spill ;)

College Humor has come up with a hilarious new clip featuring Patrick Warburton. He plays a doctor who unfortunately has to diagnose a basic bitch about her basicness. From Uggs, tacky tattoos, to lame-ass hashtags, this poor bitch is oozing basicness from every pore. Is there a cure? How will her boyfriend react? Watch it all unfold below. It’s definitely something not to be missed.

The only thing that would make it better is if some homo was being told he was basic. I fully expect a gay version of this to surface online in the coming days. I can’t wait.

watch the hilarious clip after the jump

I hope HBO executives take these ladies’ threats to heart. They’re tired of getting the shaft and instead want to see the shaft. HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality in a hilarious new clip from College Humor. They have a huge boner to pick with the network. They definitely have my support ;)

There’s no denying the female breasts and male full frontal nudity ratio is quite disparaging. On Girls alone, for every quick glimpse of Adam Driver’s butt, we get ten scenes of Lena Dunham showing off her titties. Props to her for feeling comfortable enough to show what a real body looks like, but how some dick from the boys.

HBO is a premium channel, therefore some premium dick is needed. On top of that wish list has to be True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten and Joe Manganiello and Game of ThronesKit Harington. Don’t you agree? Check out the clip below.

watch the clip after the jump

A couple of days ago, Miley Cyrus revealed a new cut of “We Can’t Stop” is in the works once the original video reaches 100 million hits on YouTube. The 20-year-old singer teased that an “even crazier version” was in store for her fans. Call me crazy, but I thought it was trippy enough. I can’t wait to see what else is up her sleeves. With the video already passing the milestone, I fully expect Cyrus to drop the alternate edit any moment now.

While we wait for her new masterpiece, I thought I’d share College Humor’s “no music” version of Miley’s hit that went viral earlier this week. The humor site teamed up with Music Videos Without Music to create a version featuring just sound effects and Miley singing without any of the background music. Watching the clip is even more wacky with random sounds to accompanying the eerie imagery. One of my favorite parts occurs at the .52 mark when Cyrus just oohs and aahs. Hilarious.

Alternate versions of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis‘ “Thrift Shop” and Psy’sGangnam Style” were also created. Check the stripped-down “We Can’t Stop” clip below.

watch the version with only sound effects

This is freaking awesome. I freaking love a good Disney Parody and this new sketch from College Humor is pretty bang on. The video is a parody of the new film, Spring Breakers which stars former Disney stars Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez who, with a couple other girls, let loose during Spring Break. Next summer, it’s the former Disney Princesses that take a turn and they “let looser.”

What happens in the Magic Kingdom, stays in the Magic Kingdom as four of the Disney Princesses decide to venture out for a wild vacation, showing a side of themselves we’ve never seen before. Abby Elliott (SNL) stars as Cinderella and joins her badass friends, Snow White, Ariel and Jasmine for one hell of an adventure. Jasmine suggests they rob Cinderalla’s “b*tch Stepmother” and then head on vacation for Spring Break. James Franco’s character is the Genie in this parody. Here are some of the best quotes from this faux trailer:

  • Prince Charming: [To Cinderella as he holds glass slipper] “Wear this… and only this.”
  • Jasmine: “Here goes, better throw my hand in, wish me happy landing… All I gotta do is… this bump.”
  • Ariel: “Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, under the sheets.”
  • Snow White: [as she eats an apple] “You just take one bite and it will f*ck you up.”

Watch the hilarious trailer below. It reminds me of The Real Housewives of Disney sketch they did on SNL. So good! Enjoy the video below.

Video after the jump…

Kids Recreate The Oscars 2013

In: Movies, Patrick, Videos

Last year, I wrote about the hilarious parodies College Humor released for Kids Reenacted the Oscar-Nominated films from that year. Well, the creators have done it again!

In the video you’re about to watch, kids reenact Argo, Django Unchained, Zero Dark Thirty, Lincoln and Beasts Of The Southern Wild. Now before you ask, “What about all of the other films like Les Miserables?” Well, last year they broke it up into two videos, so I have a feeling that will be the case this year as well. Once the second one comes out, I’ll update and repost so you can check them out.

Watch these cute kids reenact these very adults movies below and be sure to tune into the Oscars on Sunday!

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Probably my favorite comedy on television right now is Happy Endings – a show that without a doubt has me laughing more than any others. I love all of the characters and their respective quirks so much that I have such a tough time decided who is my favorite.

Anyway, in a new College Humor video, actor Damon Wayans Jr., who plays Brad on the hit show, teams up with actor Vincent Oshana (Showtime’s The Underground) in a hilarious sketch called “Boobs.” The two handsome guys are in line to get into a bar that the bouncer says is at capacity. Immediately following that, the bouncer lets two girls in and when the guys complain, they get banned from the bar.

After leaving feeling dejected about the whole situation, they realize that what they needs are boobs to get what they want. Once they do, they get into the bar with no problems at all and get carried away with all of the positive attention they’re getting for their new lady parts. Watch the sexy duo put their best breasts forward in the hilarious video below.

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Have you ever contemplated whether or not you should watch a new series because you’re not sure that you have the time or that you should even be investing time in a new show? Have you ever had a discussion about it with your partner? I have. LOL. Coincidently, most recently that show for Tyrell and I was Breaking Bad.

In a new video by College Humor, a woman decides to bring up something serious with her man. She wants to start watching Breaking Bad. He’s a little hesitant about it because it’s a big commitment and he’s not sure it’s a good idea to rush into it. There are so many “what ifs” in this situation. What happens if he’s working late – will she watch an episode without him? LOL.

The video is actually called “Let’s Have A TV Baby” because the whole conversation is almost as if committing to a new series is equivalent to having a baby. Seriously, it’s over the top yet there is some truth to it. Watch the funny video below. What TV shows are you obsessed with right now?

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Every once and a while a really good music video parody comes along and this is one of them. College Humor has just released a music video parody of One Direction‘s love song, “Little Things” and it’s called “What You Wanna Hear.”

Aside from the hilarious lyrics, the singers are actually really good as well. In the second verse, one of the guys sings, “I love to watch you shop in Anthropologie / And I totally agree that we should go… completely gluten-free / You totally look good in high-waisted jeans / I love monogamy.” LOL. Another guys sings, “My favorite position is ‘eye-contact with you’ / When I watch porn I think of you.

But hold on there, the ladies have a say as well. One girl sings, “None of my guy friends and I… have ever screwed / And you could beat up any guy… here if you wanted to / I’m into morning sex, naked texts, and splitting the check / Baby your penis size, is per-fect“. Towards the end, both guys and girls join in for the chorus and sing, “We just say these little things to keep each other around / Are they true / What is truth / There’s only fights, and not fights / So I keep telling you, what you wanna hear.” Watch the funny video below.

Video after the jump…

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