In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I’d rotate up this Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap post featuring a trio of hot Irish studs originally posted back in 2012. It was long before people were lusting over Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey. #justsaying
With a long list of sexy men hailing from Ireland including Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Daniel Day-Lewis, Pierce Brosnan and Stuart Townsend to name a few, narrowing it down to just three proved very difficult. There’s something very attractive about that charming Irish rogue these men possess. In the end, I chose Colin Farrell, Michael Fassbender and Jamie Dornan to represent the rolling hills of Ireland. I’m sure you won’t complain about my choices. They’re all sex symbols and worth lusting after. Get to know the men in more detail below.
You know how the game works. Pick one to marry and live in wedded bliss, and another to have a hot passionate one night stand with, while the other is the subject of your bitch slapping. Happy choosing everyone.
Time travel is all the rage these days in romance movies. First we have Rachel McAdams starring in About Time and next Valentine’s Day we have Colin Farrell in the romantic drama Winter’s Tale. The latter is based on Mark Helprin’s 1983 novel of the same name. Prolific producer Akiva Goldsman (A Beautiful Mind and I Am Legend) makes his directorial debut with the movie adaptation.
Set in 1916 and present-day Manhattan, Winter’s Tale follows the story of Peter Lake (Farrell). Peter Lake is a thief who falls in love with Beverly Penn (Jessica Brown Findlay), a dying girl who occupies one of the houses he breaks into. Lake is saved from the insane gangster Pearly Soames (Russell Crowe) and his gang of thugs by Athansor, a mysterious white horse who becomes his guardian angel.
The film also features performances by Will Smith, Jennifer Connelly, Matthew Bomer and William Hurt. Check out the first trailer below.
The trailer for an upcoming crime thriller called Dead Man Down is out, directed by Niels Arden Oplev who directed The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. The film stars Colin Farrell and Noomi Rapace (who played the lead in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo) and is set in New York City where a crime lord’s right-hand man is seduced by one of his boss’s victims, a woman seeking retribution.
Farrell is the one who plays Victor, the right hand man to an underground New York crime lord, played by the amazing Terrence Howard. Victor is spotted killing on the job by Beatrice and she reaches out to him to help her get revenge on what Terrance’s character did to her – “Blood demands blood,” they say in the trailer.
The film also stars Dominic Cooper and hits theatres on March 8. Check out the trailer below!
From the creators of Ice Age and Rio comes a new 3D CG action-adventure comedy called Epic that reveals a hidden world unlike any other.
Epic tells the story of an ongoing battle deep in the forest between the forces of good and the forces of evil. When a teenage girl (Amanda Seyfried) finds herself magically transported into this secret universe, she must band together with a rag-tag team of fun and whimsical characters (ie. Aziz Ansari from Parks & Recreation as a slug) in order to save their world… and ours.
The animated features is jam-packed with the voices of many other well known actors & musicians including Josh Hutcherson, Beyoncé Knowles, Colin Farrell, Johnny Knoxville, Pitbull, Jason Sudeikis, Steven Tyler, Blake Anderson, and Judah Friedlander. The music playing in the background really compliments all of the animated action that is going on and makes the trailer more or less live up to the title of the movie. It looks like a really cute, well-made film! Check out the first trailer below.
Truth be told, Christopher Walken could recite the phone book and make it pass as a literary masterpiece. So you can only imagine what happens when he delivers Here Comes Honey Boo Boo dialogue. We’re talking Pulitzer Prize worthy material here. His dramatic voice has the ability to transform the most inane conversation and give it purpose.
While promoting their upcoming film Seven Psychopaths, Walken and his co-stars, Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell, are asked by ScreenJunkies.com to recite actual conversations from the hit TLC reality show. The initial look on all three actors is priceless. They’re all probably thinking, if this guy is effing for real. The good sports that they are, they oblige him and deliver spirited readings.
One of my favorite things in the clip involve Rockwell and Farrell talking in their ‘best’ and somewhat offensive Southern accents. Another keeper is Walken’s attempt to pronounce ‘vajiggle jaggle‘. You’d have a hard time too if you never watched the show ;) Rockwell could barely contain himself during that moment. Check out the entertaining ridiculousness below.
The trailer for a new twisted comedy called “Seven Psychopaths” has just come out and it looks hilarious. In the film, a struggling screenwriter somehow becomes caught u in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster’s beloved Shih Tzu. So there’s one Shih Tzu, but who are these seven psychopaths mentioned in the title of the film? They are:
There’s also a funny scene in the trailer with ‘Precious‘ actress, Gabourey Sidibe (love her). The film, which was written and directed by Oscar-winner Martin McDonagh comes out on October 12. Check out the trailer below!
Back in April, the first trailer for the 2012 remake of ‘Total Recall‘ was released, wetting our appetites for more. Now, the second official movie trailer has debuted and and we now have a much better idea of what to expect. It looks really good!
‘Total Recall’ is an action thriller about reality and memory. As you know Colin Farrell stars as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s former character (a factory worker named Douglas Quaid) who is frustrated with his life and decides to check out “Recall” for a mind-trip that will help him get away from it all. His character has no idea what he’s about to get into. The film also stars Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, and John Cho.
It’s an action packed adventure that I definitely can’t wait to watch. There’s even a three-boobed lady in this one too! I totally remember that from the original. The effects look great, the cast is amazing and you can count me in for this one. Check out the NEW trailer below.
If you “recall”, the 1990 blockbuster, “Total Recall” is being remade and today Sony Pictures released the first teaser trailer! The first official movie trailer comes out this Sunday, so for now this 30-second clip will hold you over.
In this remake, Colin Farrell has taken the role of who Arnold Schwarzenegger played in the original, and also stars Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, and Ethan Hawke. In case you forget the premise of the film, here’s a little reminder: “As the nation states Euromerica and New Shanghai vie for supremacy, a factory worker (Farrell) begins to suspect that he’s a spy, though he is unaware which side of the fight he’s on.”
The film hits theatres this August, and like I said, the full trailer comes out this Sunday. Enjoy the teaser below. Are you excited for ‘Total Recall’? Do you think that they’ll have a triple-boobed lady in this version?