Eight girls remain. Who will be Canada’s Next Top Model? It sure is hell isn’t going to be the girl that got the boot. She got booted for a good reason with a healthy dose of karma smack. Where to start? This ep was all over the map and all sorts of buck. Lil’ C, stop trying to make “buck” happen. “Buck” is never going to happen. Wrong show. I know. Whatever.

Right after Jill (the fugly one with the roots) got eliminated, the girls climbed into the waiting SUVs and got J Mail right away with black bathing suits. No rest for the wicked. The wannabes are off to a pool with top model judge Yasmin and woofy photographer Mike for a lesson in being beautiful while being splashed in the face. I do that all the time. Duh.

I’m not even going to talk about their performance other than the fact that Meaghan did the best. Obviously she takes it in the face all the time. More importantly was Mike getting all shirts off dance party with his hot muscle daddy self! Woof. Look at him waving his shirt in the air like he just doesn’t care. McSteamy, McDreamy, McYesPlease!

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