I LOVE that Tyrant is not on this show… so refreshing. I don’t have to see her model with her eyes throughout the entire opening or throw her big ol’ weave all over my 42 incher. Nice. I do, however, have to listen to Jay’s breathy trying-to-be-oh-so-fierce narration. Just read the lines Mr. J. You don’t have to go all Marilyn Munroe.

The episode started with 20 girls strutting their stuff through some barren parking lot in downtown Toronto. Cue the helicopter. Cue total sandwichy bodyguards. Cue Jay in a monstrous cream trench with his silver hair, black turtle neck, black gloves and black sunglasses. Cue the screaming wannabes… Canada’s Next Top Model is back!

But wait. Did I say 20 girls? Here comes reality tv fake dramz twist number 1… “I still haven’t decided which 10 I want on the show”. Bullshit. Any good real reality tv whore is on to you. He calls 9 girls out of the pack and they are all gorgeous. GORGEOUS. Tall, fierce, confident and professional. Oh wait… here comes the twist. They are professionals! Psych! Cue more screaming wannabes. Cue the backfired reality tv overly formulaic stunt. The wannabes all look so tragic compared to those other girls. We need makeovers pronto.

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CANADA’S NEXT TOP MODEL (Cycle 3) Finalists (L-R): Meaghan, Nikita, Maryam, Alexandra, Tiffany, Linsay, Tara, Heather, Jill, Ebonie, and Rebeccah.

Yesterday, CTV announced the wannabes for this year’s hottest Canadian claw fest– Canada’s Next Top Model Cycle 3. But, we all know Homorazzi.com had the list days ago. I would reserve judgment until after we see the first episode, but that is so not how I roll.

Check out the head shots of our 11 wannabes.

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