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This summer comedy has the potential to be the next great quotable film. Mean Girls, Clueless and Drop Dead Gorgeous better watch out, I might have a new go-to flick to steal lines from.

A red-band teaser trailer first debuted last year in August. Thankfully, a full-length one has finally been released and it doesn’t disappoint. The To-Do List is the writing and directorial debut for Maggie Carey, wife of Bill Hader (who makes an appearance in the film). This ’90s-based teen comedy looks to give a new female spin on a tried and true classic tale of sexual conquest.

Aubrey Plaza plays an intelligent high school graduate who’s not so experienced in the boudoir. In other words, she’s a big ol virgin. She decides to make a list of things to accomplish before hitting campus in the fall. Given her initial thoughts on what teabagging and pearl necklace are, she’s in for a rude awakening when she finds out the latter isn’t as elegant as she thinks. I can only imagine how graphic the film is going to be. I’m so excited.

Also starring in the film are Alia Shawkat, Donald Glover, Bill Hader, Connie Britton, Rachel Bilson, Clark Gregg, Scott Porter and Adam Pally. Check out the trailer below of what will undoubtedly be the raunchiest movie of the summer.

watch the hilarious trailer after the jump

Get your mind out of the gutter. It’s not that kind of blow job, but rather one that involves a leaf blower. And if for some reason, you have a fetish for that tool, I don’t even want to address that. Dirty, dirty, dirty. LOL.

Not sure what the context of why this stunt happened, but the outcome (animated gifs) is friggin’ hilarious. I guess, when your daytime talk show is canceled, you have nothing to lose.

On yesterday’s show, Anderson Cooper and his guest co-star, Emmitt Smith, took turns pointing leaf blowers on full blast on each other. It’s astounding how big Emmitt’s mouth gets. Like, seriously huge. Cooper, on the other hand, seems to try quite hard not to let it show that he’s really enjoying it. I wonder if at anytime during this schtick he was worried that his journalism credibility was being blown away, along with his adorable cheeks. Check out the animated gifs and video below. It’s definitely worth it.

check out the video and hilarious animated gifs after the jump

As you probably already know, Looper is a film that came out this past September starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Bruce Willis who played the same person (one from the future, the other from the past). In this new parody video from College Humor, the time travelers explore having sex with themselves.

A guy comes face to face with his older self and in a matter of seconds, both guys are eager to have sex with their self. The younger version says, “I can’t wait to get my d*ck sucked by me.” It’s at that point that there’s a bit of a disagreement as to who is giving who head and it only gets more complicated when others show up.

Find out what happens and what the younger guy decides to do in the end. *Hint, the ending…”sucks”. ;) Enjoy the funny video below.

Video after the jump…

One of the most talked about new features (and arguable the only reason you’d want or say you need this latest version) is for a feature called “Siri“. Siri on iPhone 4S is your virtual assistant and allows you to use your voice to send messages, schedule meetings, place phone calls, and much more. You can even ask her to do things and she’ll understand what you’re saying. You can ask her to look things up, and she will. This brings me to the following video. One guy tests out what she’s capable with his buddies by asking her the following:

Q: “Siri where can I find a blow job?”
A: “I found 3 escorts fairly close to you.”

They die of laughter, as do I! How crazy is that!? What kind of world are we heading into when your phone knows a few escorts in the area she can hook you up with? Besides being a valuable resource, it seems the engineers behind Siri have also given her a sense of humor. When asked, “Who’s your daddy?” She says, “You are. Can we get back to work now?” LOL. Enjoy some Siri humor in the videos below.

Watch the video after the jump…

Let me begin with a disclaimer that while my sensational title may seem to attempt to speak for all gay men, this polemic is my opinion alone- though I do think that more than a few gay men out there will find some of themselves in my words. Still, I do not at all presume omniscience of anyone else’s thoughts: this article is the culmination of my experiences and the shared experiences of some of my closest friends.

About a month ago, I developed a really bad knee infection that later was diagnosed as being the result of sliding and tearing up my legs on a heinous turf field during soccer. When it happened, I started to swell up something fierce and get physically ill; as a result of these amalgamated symptoms my mind went straight to one thought and one thought alone: I have HIV. Now, before I lose most readers to eye rolling thoughts at Homorazzi’s more “liberal lover” getting his just desserts, I feel the need to universalize myself to most of you by admitting that while I’ve had my share of sexual encounters over the past few months, I’ve been the top and I’ve always, always used a condom. Still, the second I felt sick and started to get a seemingly unwarranted swelling in my knee, I became obsessed with the notion that I had contracted HIV.

Call it histrionics, call it a lack of education, or hell, call it being realistic, personally I’d call this a pretty typical reaction for a 21st century, sexually active gay male. I go from testing to testing, constantly worrying that some accident occurred and that my negative status will have finally been compromised and my worst fear come to light… And, I personally know of no way to abate this tiring, seemingly eternal obsession.

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The Blowjobber

In: Patrick, Totally GAY!, Videos

“The blowjobber….you mean as in a guy who sucks dick?”

LOL. This latest Funny or Die video is hilarious. Three buds hanging around a camp fire telling ghost stories when one guy (the hot one) starts telling them a not so spooky story about a guy who gives blowjobs – amazing ones actually. The other two guys are thrown off, as this isn’t their typical ghost story…

“After a moment of rhythmic perfection, Tom’s face contorted, his legs shimmied, and spunk cascaded like shattered glassed in a moonlit parabola.”

That’s not even as dirty as it gets…and let there’s a twist at the end! You have to watch this!

Check out the video after the jump…

Top 5 Male Erogenous Zones

In: Reader Submissions
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I have been in my relationship for over seven years and my partner and I have successfully dealt with almost every issue that a couple may encounter. However, I came to the conclusion that we will never stop facing new challenges.

This time we are facing a common one in most relationships: sex. Is our sex life becoming monotonous? Have we tried it all already? Are we too tired to have sex? Do we know each other so well that nothing these days surprise us? Do we dare to think out of the box when it comes to sex? I asked all of these questions to other gay and straight couples that have been together for over five years and the answer that I got from most of them is that yes, your sex life changes after certain period of time.

Looking at statistics, some say that almost 80% of couples start experiencing low libido after five years of having sex with the same partner. I panicked when learning more and more about these statistics and decided to instead do more positive research to find out how to not get to that stage. Thankfully, the information I found was vast and somehow overwhelming, so I decided to focus on one thing at the time and start with the basics: the erogenous zones of men.

Click Here to Read About the Top 5 Male Erogenous Zones

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