The Big Brother 11 Finale is only a few minutes away. Patrick & Donovan are going to watch it and do a bit of live blogging. Warning, there will be some spoilers for all you not on the east coast. At this point we’d be okay with anyone winning besides Natalie Scrappy.

Donovan: OMG, Julie Chen looks like a pregnant Asian Barney.

Patrick: Okay, we know that Jordan and Kevin are competing in the final part of the three-part HOH competition. Natalie will sit out because no one likes her. Here fate lies in the hands of Kevin and Jordan. Hmm, will they pick her? I hope not.

Patrick: OMG they just mentioned Michele and I think she was in my dream last night. We won’t get into that.

Donovan: We’re 6 minutes in and they’re still recapping the season. Totally unnecessary.

Patrick: Holy crap…they just recapped all the yelling, crying, and drama this season. I almost forgot how many tears were shed and how many huge yelling matches their were.

Patrick: Donovan’s right. Julie does look like prego Barney. Meanwhile, Dono’s laptop is frozen and he’s running around plugging in another one. Natalie doesn’t think that Jordan will take Natalie, and she feels that Kevin is not taking her. And yup, she is right. She’s trying to totally guilty him, “I just hope I could trust you,” she says.

Live blogging after the jump

Okay, wow. One more episode left after this one and we’re done. With the three part FINAL HOH competition, Part One was won by Kevin, after he made a deal with Natalie to get her to let him win the competition. In Part two between Natalie and Jordan, Jordan won, which means that Jordan and Kevin will go against each other in Part Three, and one of them gets to decide who they want to go up against on finale night. If Kevin wins, he’ll take Jordan and if Jordan wins I think she’ll take Kevin. I don’t think anyone is taking Natalie – thank goodness.

This is a unique situation because the person that doesn’t make it to the final two doesn’t have enough time to trash talk one of the finalists, swaying the votes of the other jury members.

Let’s be honest. This episode was missable from an “exciting new things” happening standpoint. It was essentially a recap: talking about Jesse being obsessed with himself, Casey the banana, Ronnie the snake, Chima the original biznatch, Lydia and Natalie’s obsession with Jesse, and more. I have to say though, I did get a chuckle out of rewatching Lydia, Natalie, and Chima CRYING over Jesse’s departure. “And do you know he prayed for all of us,” whimpers Lydia. Seriously. Also, watching Natalie scream from the dragonfly was also pretty funny. Also, I can’t forget Chima losing it and getting kicked out of the game by producers.

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Okay. Who to route for now? I’m left with three people that I have to choose from. It’s going to have to be Jordan. Although she hasn’t been the leader in any strategic plans and really hasn’t put herself on the line to get where she is, I want her to win over Kevin and Natalie. Even further, if NataLIE wins this game, I will not watch this show next season (or so I say at this point). With the final four, I wanted Michele to win, but alas she is gone and I have to work with what I’ve got.

Log On. The three finalists are on a spinning log, grasping onto a key, competing in the first part of the 3 Part HOH competition. “Its raining, it’s pouring, I love all the backdooring”. Kevin essentially wants to take Jordan with him to the end because Natalie has more votes in the jury house. Kevin is totally relying on Jordan at this point. Um really? Good luck with that. As much as I love her, she is the rely-er! She relied on Jeff, so if you want to take her to the end, you have to TAKE HER to the end.

In an effort to distract Jordan, Lydia says that Michele is happy that she gets to spend time with Jeff with Jordan not there in the jury house, to which Jordan responds, “You’re a little instigator.”

Go Jordan, Please! YESSSSSS!!! As soon as I said that (for real out loud), Natalie almost fell (I’m THAT powerful). Jordan seems really focused. So far so good – I’m happy. Kevin is complaining about being a Californian and it never raining. Whatever, I don’t care. Anyway, then it start snowing! Elapsed time = 1.5 hours. Pretty much hailing now. Hail Mary, Full of Grace, PLEASE let Jordan win. Elapsed time = 3hrs 2 minutes. When Natalie asks how everyone is doing, Kevin responds, “I’m going until the sun rises, wench. Kevin’s hand is totally shaking. Natalie and Jordan are whispering to each other as they watch Kevin’s hand. Jordan says she’s freezing. Kevin then tells her that that if she keeps shaking it will warm her up, trying to distract her. Just then, the log starts to move and she falls. Falls! 3 hrs 27 minutes in. “I would say it was a $500,000 mistake,” Jordan says.

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