WARNING. This is gonna be one of the rantyiest Top Model rants of all time. You know that feeling you get when you see a pregnant teenager smoking a cigarette and downing a bottle of wine? That’s how I feel about Tyrant and this episode right now. She so needs to retire. Or is it RETYRA? OMG. I just made up a new word and I’m gonna shove it down your throats. Just like Tyrant. Barf. You have been warned.

Previously on America’s Next Top Petite Never Gonna Be A Model, a bunch of midgets screamed, moved into the Oompa Loompa house, got mediocre makeovers and received stereotypical reality TV whore labels. The Bitch. The Weirdo. The girl who got cut first and no one’s ever gonna remember your name. Lisa? Whatever. Only 13 little people remain. Who will be America’s Next Top blah blah blah?

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