Happy New Year everyone!!! Hope you all had a fun and safe night partying last night. Undoubtedly, I’ll most likely be nursing a hangover all day today. Not a great way to kick off the new year. What is, however, a great way to start 2013 is ogling at hot men showing off their bodies to sell some calendars. If you’ve haven’t purchased a 2013 calendar yet, check out a few we’ve featured leading up to the new year.
Whether sexy UK firefighters hosing you down is your fantasy or German cowboys riding horseback makes you giddy up, there’s a calendar for you. If forbidden fruit is your thing, there’s a calendar featuring hot Orthodox seminaries showing off their holiness. Perhaps Swiss men in the Alps is what makes you yodel your little heart out. Whatever it is, I’m sure one of the following calendars will float your boat. In the end there’s always the adorable Colby Melvin to do the trick. Who doesn’t love a cute bubble butt. Check out all the eye candy below.
As 2012 is coming to a close, you’ve probably noticed we’ve amped up our coverage of the hottest 2013 calendars around. At this time of year, not only is it practical since a new year is upon us, but it also serves as a gentle reminder not to overindulge too much during the holidays. We all know how crowded gyms can get in January with all those people trying to keep their brand New Year’s resolutions. Guilty as charged.
For today’s eye candy, I thought I’d combine two of our more popular topics- Germans and cowboys. A few weeks ago, I shared a calendar featuring sexy studious types from a German university and it was a hit with you guys. And who doesn’t love a guy with a cowboy hat wearing jeans while riding bareback *wink*. I had no ideas German cowboys even existed. You learn something new everyday here on Homorazzi.com ;) Check out some hot looking Fraus below.
When people hear plumber’s crack, typically an image of an overweight older man with saggy underwear pops in your brain. This calendar is the furthest thing from that. You’ll have a whole new visual when you hear that term again. Admit it, when you call a plumber, electrician or landscaper, you secretly hope it’s some hot stud with bulging muscles. I know I do ;)
While the chances of any of these guys featured in the Hunky Handyman 2013 calender showing up on your doorstep is practically none, it’s still nice to hope and wish. I’d like a front row seat to watch any of these hotties show exactly how skilled they are at their respective trades. I’m sure their ‘toolboxes‘ are full of surprises and I’m not referring to their hammer or nails. Speaking of hammer *wink*… Check out the photos below and vote for your favorite month.
If NBC’s Chicago Fire is one of your favorite new shows, then this is the calendar for you. Just imagine 12 blokes as handsome and buff as Taylor Kinney greeting you every day on your refrigerator but with British accents. Not only will they make each day more beautiful, but they might make you think twice before going for that second (or third) helping of your favorite treat.
Pound for pound these guys are as heroic as they are muscular. The calendar comes in a standard poster size, but also a slim version for those extra tight *wink* places. If you like men holding hoses, check out the following photos. My favorites are Jamie Johal (January) and Simon de Gruchy (July) shown below. But I’m also smitten with Rich Young who can be found on their website. Link is at the end of this post.
Last week, Ryan Murphy tweeted a picture of Ryder (Blake Jenner) shirtless wearing only patriotic shorts and an Uncle Sam hat. The Glee co-creator captioned the picture, “Meet Mr July in our Men of McKinley High calendar!” At first, I thought it was a joke, but I think it actually might be a THING. Today, Murphy released a new picture featuring yet another Glee stud showing off his torso. This time, for all you Darren Criss fans, it’s Blaine showing off his candy canes and much more ;)
Personally, I hope this Men of McKinley High calendar comes to fruition. I would love to see Jacob Artist (Jake Puckerman), Chord Overstreet (Sam aka White Chocolate) and Dean Geyer (Brody) skimpily dressed for their respective months. Yes, I know Brody technically didn’t go to McKinley High, but I hope Murphy makes an exemption and exploits him as well. Hell, I’d be happy if Geyer represented more than just a month. His scorching buff bod can span all through the summer months. In the meantime, we have Jenner and Criss’ photos to tide us over. Check them out below.
I could sit here and type sentence after sentence trying to fluff up this post, but what’s the point. It’s Sunday and everyone just wants to chillax. What better way to spend a lazy day on the couch then perusing through Cosmopolitan’s 2013 calendar.
Spoiler alert!!! It features sexy shirtless men smizing their little hearts out and showing off their hard work at the gym. Bet you didn’t see that coming. LOL.
I tried to find out where you can purchase the calendar for those who were interested, but couldn’t find out where. Horrible job by the publisher. It’ll most likely be available at one of those temporary pop-up kiosks in the mall during the month of December. Check out which Cosmo stud will be warming up your birthday month below.
According to Google translate, “Geist ist Geil” loosely means “spirit is horny“. While that may not be technically the correct translation, you’ll definitely find your spirit among other things horned up after checking out the following images. If campus libraries were this sexy, I don’t think I would’ve ever graduated university. I definitely might’ve considered becoming a career student. All for the name of higher education, right?
Once again the Dresden University picked the hottest and studliest from their student body for their annual calendar. They also have one featuring women, but clearly our target audience loves the male physique. Trust me when I say, the other months are as steamy as the cover model, Marco. Damn, that boy is fine. I’m sure his schnitzel and bratwurst taste delicious ;)
Check out what the school has to offer in German studies, architecture, engineering, veterinary medicine and other faculties below. December’s cover boy even shows off his buns in the kitchen.
Spanish swimwear brand, ES Collection is launching a sexy 2013 calendar called ‘BLACK2BLACK’ and with their new advertising campaign, they charge to bring to life the “sophisticated masculinity“.
The promo video of the calendar features two incredibly hunky hotties named Remigiusz Sido and Miguel Ortiz Vera, who happens to also be Mr. Gay Europe. The men gaze into each other’s eyes with longing, oozing sex and desire. The video aims to demonstrate a masculine power, with a “dreamy, spiritual allure of ethereal beauty.” The photographer for the shoot was Joan Crisol.
In a second video, you get to see the behind the scenes footage of the shoot, including seeing the models getting painted head-to-toe in a a shimmery black color. The lucky makeup artist was Lewis Amarante and it looks as though he enjoyed that job thoroughly – I know I would.