That’s the name of her new hour long show (ONC) as she wraps up her daytime talk show after about 25 years. She will travel to “places such as Egypt and China,” and the show will most likely debut late next year. Sounds like a great way to spend her faux retirement. She’ll move from the Queen of Daytime to Queen of Nightime, perhaps! “I’m going to take viewers with me, going to take celebrities I want to interview with me,” said Oprah in an interview. I’d tune in!
A more in depth of the approximately 15 new shows for her OWN (the network venture between her and the Discovery Channel) is set for this Thursday, so advertisers can get a look at what the content is. One new show is a reality series about country singer Shania Twain that will follow her recovery from a broken marriage called “Why Not? With Shania Twain”. Ooh, a comeback? Maybe the theme song will be her hit, “Up”? Seems fitting. Another show is a reality show, created by the king of Reality TV Mark Burnett, which will search for the next TV-show star among Oprah fans.
Previously on America’s Next Top Model, my effin’ PVR forgot to record the damn show so I missed it and then you all missed the glory of my recap. Oh well. Clearly you got over it. To catch up… the wannabes learned some acting and improv, Brenda’s hair got cut shorter, and the girls all bathed in some vampire blood. Nasty. Anslee and Alasia fought about some peas, but drama queen Alasia ended up getting the best photo of the week. Anslee, meanwhile, ended up with Simone in the bottom two. Simone got the bite… I mean boot. Who doesn’t love vampire porn! Oops. I mean pun. Now on to this week. Who will be eliminated tonight?
We start off this week with sappy letters from home. Lame. Tears tears tears. Blah blah blah. Blubber blubber blubber. Anslee sobs. Tatianna tells us how much she loves “bodily functions” and wants to be a coroner… and a model. Riiiight.
Tyra Mail arrives and tells the girls that they don’t have to be a scientist to be good at chemistry. I hope this means there will be some hot buff boy cameos! Nope. It’s Miss J. Not hot. Thankfully, he calls in Nigel Barker for some backup. The girls have to create chemistry with ANTM’s own noted fashion photographer. Unfortunately for Nigel, a whole bunch of really REALLY awkward conversations ensued. Angelea started it all off by doing the hammer dance. Ouch. Jessica actually tried to molest him. Not pretty.
After all the awkwardness was over, Nigel took the ladies to meet Ann Shoket, Editor-in-Chief of Seventeen, for an intimate photo shoot challenge. Ann lets them know they’ll have to pour on the seduction and Nigel will be the photographer. And then Ross Mathews (AKA “Ross the Intern”) shows up with his big floppy gay arms waving about like a tranny octopus on speed. This should be interesting. Bring on the LOLs. The winner gets a whole bunch of diamonds.
That’s right ladies and gentlemen, my favourite gals have finally made it to the big leagues; PORN! Decades have past since the four raving beauties; Rose, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia have graced the television screen in their hit comedy sitcom, The Golden Girls. I have been in love with these ladies since I was a young boy and it looks like I’ll now be getting the opportunity to ‘love’ them in an entirely different way.
Naturally, Betty White was first contacted to reprise her role as the blissfully unaware and innocent character, Rose, in the upcoming porno debut. Sadly, at her age, she just didn’t feel she would live up to the demographics expectation that would be tuning in/downloading this epic saga sure to cause a stir. I jest of course with the inclusion of Betty White in this film (although I do hope someone in the production department decides to offer her an obscene amount of money for a walk-on cameo).
The sitcom is being revamped into a steamy session by porn company, New Sensations (oh I just love the name), and have aptly named the film The Golden Girls – An All MILF XXX Parody. Seriously, MILF?! Not GILF?! Is GILF even a thing? Filming is rumoured to be starting next week and will be staring adult film starlets Lisa Ann, Puma Suede, Julia Ann and Diamond Foxxx.
For possibly NSFW photos of the ladies who will be playing each of the four legendary actresses, read on (and try to guess which one will be cast as Dorothy).
WOW. I wasn’t expecting that. When Ryan Seacrest prefaced the night with his usual grandiose statements, I didn’t anticipate the degree of his claims. The night was definitely a shocker and not just because they brought back the group number (aargh). Here’s how it all went down.
The remaining nine contestants perform a Lennon/McCartney medley. With three performances lined up for tonight, I was expecting them to forgo the group medley again. Side note, how much does it suck to be Ringo Starr or George Harrison? Why not call it a Beatles medley and instead of just highlighting the other two. Sure they wrote most of the songs but the other two just didn’t sit there and look pretty.
One by one, the three remaining ladies are instructed by Seacrest to head to the center of the stage. After playing with them for a bit, all three ladies are safe. WOOHOO for Crystal, Siobhan and Katie. Finally a guy is going to go home tonight.
Based on the huge response to my previous roulette articles, I have discover that there are a lot of gay or bi guys searching the web for the best roulette site. This is a new phenomenon of randomly video “chatting” (and I use that term very loosely) with other men (in this case) somewhere in the world. It started with ChatRoulette.com, a site with both men and women (and children for that matter) clicking through to find whatever it is they’re looking for, if only just a laugh. Then, gay copycat sites started popping up everywhere, essential for guys to, well, get off with each other randomly – oh yeah, maybe even chat a little too. Well, I’ve compiled a list of all the ones that I’ve been told about or investigated on my own, and I’m curious to know which one is the most popular amongst you guys.
Firstly, I’d like to mention, if this is your thing, you should use your judgment when showing your face on these sites. People are able to take a snapshot on their computer, and there’s no way it can be controlled. That’s why you agree (or disagree) to the terms & conditions before you start. So, be careful.
Following up to my recommendations for the Top Gay-Themed Comedies, here are my recommendations for the Top Gay-Themed Dramas. Each of the movies on this list tell a unique and meaningful story about a different aspect or common occurrence within the GLBT community. Whether it’s the struggles of a transgender woman, school boys falling in love, dealing with HIV or fighting for gay rights, each movie carries an important message and are sure to pull at your heart strings.
Again in no particular order, click the title to watch the trailer:
This guys is absolutely hilarious in discussing a few of his pet peeves…mostly because I can relate to a lot of them. My absolute favorite is one mentioned in the title. Seriously, what the hell is that stupid-ass cover for? It doesn’t fit in with the rest of my normal DVD cases, that already are in a case, and don’t need another cardboard case with the exact same information and image on it. That’s just annoying!
Other things that I find annoying:
Now, watch Kingsley’s video of his pet peeves. It’s hilarious.
This is so bizarre. KFC is introducing the most bizarre sandwich ever, and Burger King is copying one of McDonald’s sandwiches so they decided to make a commercial about copying McDonald’s sandwich.
First there’s KFC:
“The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real and it’s coming April 12th! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!”
The Double Down comes in two versions – Original Recipe® (32 grams of fat, 540 calories, & 1380mg of Sodium) or Grilled (23 grams of fat, 460 calories, & 1430mg of Sodium). Throw two pieces of chicken together, some bacon, sauce, and cheese in the middle, and you’ve got something that would make Jamie Oliver the opposite of proud. PS. There’s even a countdown clock for this!
Now, in the following commerical, you witness the Burger King breaking into McDonald’s headquarters to steal the recipe for the Sausage & Egg McMuffin. He is successful, and leaves without getting caught. Here’s the twist – It’s Burger King’s commercial! I actually kinda love, since it’s so in your face and they’re definitely pushing the limit and likely figured out what they could & couldn’t do. So, they want to introduce their own Sausage & Egg muffin (BK Breakfast Muffin Sandwich), saying, “It’s not that original, but it’s super affordable.”