Sassy Gay Friend: Henry VIII

In: Patrick, Totally GAY!, Videos

Our Sassy Gay Friend is back at it again, this time helping King Henry VIII right before he is about to behead Anne Boleyn for giving him a daughter instead of a son. “I can’t bare to think of a queen in charge,” declares Henry VIII. Yup, you guessed it. That is a PERFECT cue for Sassy Gay Friend! “What, what, WHAT are you doing!?” he asks.

SGF helps teach him a valuable lesson: You can’t shop the head off of every single person that annoys you. Ahh, and what a valuable lesson that is. SGF explains that if he did that, there’d only be a bunch of necks working at the DMV and only three Desperate Housewives LOL.

Of course, the Sassy Gay Friend segment would not be complete without the blatantly obvious MiO flavored water product placement (which I still have YET to try!). Sidenote: I noticed that the SGF videos are now being uploaded onto the “makeitmio” YouTube account in addition to “TheSecondCityNetwork” now. The “stupid bitch” is clearly makin’ monaay! Enjoy the video!

Watch the video after the jump…

Last night, the premiere episode of the sixth season of one of my guilty pleasures debuted: “Keeping Up With The Kardashians“. Based on this first episode and the previews for the rest of the season, dare I say that this will be the best season yet? It certainly looks that way.

The family is struggling to come together like old times because they’re all currently wrapped up in their own busy lives. Kourtney misses family time, but Kris (their mom-ager) is too busy getting the girls work, Khloe is busy with her new marriage to Lamar, Kim is busy with her new love Kris Humphries, and Rob is busy living off of his sisters. Nice.

In this episode, Kim was really trying to get Khloe to realize how into Kris Humphries she was and that he really was “the one:. Khloe is hesitant to let another of Kim’s boyfriends in, so she makes it clear that she’s keeping the relationship at arms length. When they finally make peace in time for a family dinner that Kris Jenner has arranged, it’s now Kim and Rob that go at it. Rob, claiming he was just joking, tells Kim that she is a snob and thinks she’s too good for her family these days. Kim calls him pathetic and tells him to stop living off of his sisters, after he admits to getting an allowance from Khloe. Zing!

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Wear Jeans If You’re Gay In “Longhorns”

In: Movies, Tyrell

Not all gay themed movies are thought provoking, tear jerking and mind blowing. Some are just hilarious comedies that make your stomach hurt after the hilarity of watching an awkward coming out tale. We’ve all had those moments so sometimes, it’s fun to make light of the situation. This movie does just that.

Longhorns takes us back to the 80’s in a hilarious comedy where we meet some college frat boys who are focused one thing… girls. However, one of the boys isn’t really into all of that. He’s more into boys, especially some of the cute ones he’s surrounded by at school. When the boys decide to take a little break and head to a cabin in Hill Country, a few beers and some porn on VHS get the boys open enough to give ride ’em cowboy a whole new meaning.

The film stars Dylan Vox (from Vampire Boys), Jacob Newton, Kevin Held and Derek Villanueva. This movie is sure to get your sexy on, even from the trailer’s little theme song.

Check out the “Longhorns” trailer after the jump

Guess everything that’s old is new again. Hot off the heels of 90s R&B girl group SWV popping up on Chris Brown’s new hot remix, another pop superstar from yesteryear is staging a comeback. Taylor Dayne, one of my favorite 80s and 90s pop dance diva is dropping her new single this Friday. “Floor On Fire” will combine her signature big voice with today’s sound. I can’t friggin’ wait to hear it. It’ll be released on June 17 and available on all online stores worldwide.

For those of you, who have no idea who Taylor Dayne is, she’s pop star royalty. She’s sorta the Anastasia from her day. During the course of her career, she’s sold more than 75 million albums and produced seventeen Top 20 hits including, “Tell It To My Heart”, “Love Will Lead You Back”, “Prove Your Love To Me” and many more. In recent years, she’s shown her love to the gays by performing the official anthem of the Gay Games VIII in Cologne. Reportedly, she received a standing ovation that lasted for more than five minutes. Here’s a fun fact. When Paula Abdul left “American Idol“, Rolling Stone Magazine readers voted Taylor as their first choice to replace Abdul. Unfortunately, due to previous commitments, Dayne had to decline the opportunity.

check out a couple of my favorite tracks from Taylor after the jump

Guess What Turns On Homophobic Men…

In: Donovan, Totally GAY!

According to a report on Psychology Today, the answer is gay porn. Thought I would share this juicy morsel I stumbled upon the web with our readers. Not that it’s probably a big surprise to anyone out there. With regards to mostly everything in life, the people who usually have the biggest problems with anything are usually the ones that are afraid to admit they are the same person.

Whether it’s an annoying habit or in this case sexual preference, the old Shakespearean adage applies… me thinks thy lady doth protest too much. Well, homophobic men can doth protest all they want, it doesn’t change the fact they probably want some man-on-man action themselves. Check out the study below.

One study asked heterosexual men how comfortable and anxious they are around gay men. Based on these scores, they then divided these men into two groups: men that are homophobic, and men who are not. These men were then shown three, four minute videos. One video depicted straight sex, one depicted lesbian sex and one depicted gay male sex.

read the rest of the report after the jump

Over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez performed “On The Floor” on the UK version of So You Think You Can Dance. She doesn’t perform live all that often, so when I saw that she had, I was most definitely lured into watching the video!

The pop diva definitely knows how to make an entrance, commencing her dance track from high above the stage while perched on a giant heart. It reminded me of an entrance Madonna would make! She eventually gets lowered to stage level and girl stomps it out as she struts her way towards the front of the stage. Cue the wind machine, lighting, and backup dancers, and you have yourself a performance that the audience can really get down “On The Floor” with. Lopez really works it out with the dancing, at one point even turning to the audience and shaking her infamous JLo booty towards them. She didn’t disappoint at all and I was thoroughly entertained. The Idol judge surely must have impressed the UK SYTYCD judges.

Check out the video of the performance below!

Watch her performance after the jump…

New Releases Out This Week: June 13th

In: Charge It, Movies, Music, Tyrell

This week’s featured new release gives us one of our favorite fairy tale, revamped for this generation. I’m talking about Red Riding Hood. This film features the acting styles of Amanda Seyfried, Lukas Haas and Max Irons.

Valerie (Seyfried) is a beautiful young woman torn between two men. She is in love with a brooding outsider, Peter (Fernandez), but her parents have arranged for her to marry the wealthy Henry (Irons). Unwilling to lose each other, Valerie and Peter are planning to run away together when they learn that Valerie’s older sister has been killed by the werewolf that prowls the dark forest surrounding their village. For years, the people have maintained an uneasy truce with the beast, offering the creature a monthly animal sacrifice. But under a blood red moon, the wolf has upped the stakes by taking a human life. Hungry for revenge, the people call on famed werewolf hunter, Father Solomon (Oldman), to help them kill the wolf.

But Solomon’s arrival brings unintended consequences as he warns that the wolf, who takes human form by day, could be any one of them. As the death toll rises with each moon, Valerie begins to suspect that the werewolf could be someone she loves. As panic grips the town, Valerie discovers that she has a unique connection to the beast–one that inexorably draws them together, making her both suspect…and bait. Tommy D checked out the movie so you read his review here.

More new releases after the jump.

Lady Gaga At Rome Gay Pride

In: Dan, Music, Totally GAY!

Okay, I don’t want to take too much time on this intro and instead I’ll just get on to the goods. Lady Gaga took to the stage in Rome, Italy for EUROPRIDE 2011. She performed simplified (acoustic) versions of Born This Way and Edge of Glory, with just herself and her piano out on stage. A friend posted this video on Facebook and I immediately clicked on the link to see the live performance.

It’s moments like that I truly respect Lady Gaga as an artist. She stands up for what she believes in, brings awareness to gay and lesbian issues and wears killer outfits while doing it! Watch the video and enjoy, I won’t babble on any longer.

Watch her chilling performance after the jump…

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