Homorazzi’s favorite too-tanned-too-hilarious-duo has done it again- they’ve created yet another brillballs 2012 masterpiece. In the veins of D-list celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, Jessica and Hunter have decided to make and leak a SEX TAPE. Their ultimate goal… to make it on the cover of In Touch Weekly. Hey if it worked for Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayfart, then it will for them.
Not only is this their usual laugh-out-loud hi-jinx, but this time they’ve included one HOT PIECE of ASS for Eye Candy. YUMMY. Billy Snow plays the “love interest” for their video and he’s absolutely filled with tonnes of “perfection sections”. Just like Jessica, I’d drink a couple of NIPPLETINIs, if it came from his juices. RWAAARRR.
Here’s the official description from YouTube
Jessica and Hunter decide the best way to fame is to follow the Laboutined footsteps of idols PARIS HILTON, KIM KARDASHIAN and PAM ANDERSON and bust out into fabulous notoriety with …a sextape. With Hunter trying his sequine gloved hand as director slash producer and an amazeballs performance by the sexy and snookie coifed Jessica … its sure to be a hit.
In her first TV interview since this scandal broke, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee apologizes to Sandra Bullock on Australian TV. She said she feels bad for what Bullock’s been going through and her embarrassment, and also makes reference to Bullock’s speech at the Oscars, where she said Jesse James has always had her back, when really he was actually behind her back – cheating on her.
She does seems remorseful in her apology, but it’s really hard to take her seriously: a porn star, tattooed from head to toe, that has participated in a Nazi photo shoot. I know you can’t judge a book by it’s cover, but I feel in this case, we already know the content of the book.
I’m torn. What do you think? Apology sincere, or simply for trying to improve her image? Watch the video and let me know what you think.
I actually didn’t know this, but the song Louboutins was originally written for Brandy but because her career bombed, J.Lo ended up recording the song. Ironically enough, J.Lo’s career/album also bombed and she was let go by SONY BMG. I always wonder how these tracks would have done if it ended up being recorded by the intended artist. Like the song “Umbrella” by Rihanna was originally written for Britney Spears and was rejected then offered to Mary J. Blige.
Here’s Brandy’s demo track for Louboutins. I think Brandy’s soulful vocals were a better fit for this song and actually hide the fact that the song is kind of stupid. Definitely a fan of Brandy’s version! Which one do you like better? Keep in mind that Brandy’s version is only a demo and does not have the full production like J.Lo’s so listen to the vocals not the track behind it.
Lin Yu Chun sings Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You” in a Taiwanese singing competition called Super Star Avenue…and is absolutely amazing. As you know, very seldom on American Idol can someone take on a Whitney Houston song without butchering it, but this 24 year old was pretty incredible.
“I now have more confidence in pursuing a singing career,” he told The Associated Press in a phone interview. “You don’t have to be a good-looking man or woman to succeed. Just be yourself and try your best.” He also added “”Being fat draws a lot of mockery in our society.” He would play the song over and over again in his room. He also listened to songs from Celine Dion and Mariah Carey to give him the motivation to keep moving on, despite what people said about him. Inspiring story.
Haha, I can’t even believe I’m writing about this but it just blows my mind, and it’s creating quite the stir. This song/video by 23 year old Kiely Williams (formerly of The Cheetah Girls) is about a woman who goes out, essentially
gets date raped by has a one night stand with a guy, but says the sex was Spectacular (which is also the song name) and he could do it again if he wanted to. I’ll share the music video, as well as the video response she released today defending the video, later in the post.
“Last I remember I was face down/Ass up, clothes off, broke off, dozed off/Even though I’m not sure of his name/He could get it again if he wanted….What was I drinking…I can’t believe I blacked out.”
This chick gives trashy Ke$ha a run for her money…and she sounds better too! I don’t mind the track to tell you the truth – LOL. Oh, it’s not like I don’t know a few (or a lot) of people that can relate to this song. Anyway, Williams is defending the song and video and has said the following in response:
“I am an actor and performer. I have been so since my first role in a television pilot at five-years-old. I am playing a character in the music video for the song ‘Spectacular’, as I did in the ‘Cheetah Girl’ movies….The fact is, that sometimes women get intoxicated and have unprotected sex. My video puts this issue fron and centre. It is absurd to infer or suggest I am condoning this behaviour.”
WTF does that even mean? Well, a family battling it out on the game show Family Feud was working on a category called “Things We Know About Ellen Degeneres.” There are several things we know about Ellen:
- She has a talkshow
- She’s a judge on American Idol
- She’s gay
- She’s a comedian
- She’s “married” to Portia
I could go on and on and on. Never would it cross my mind to say “Ellen doesn’t like our country very well,” for several reason. (a) Because it grammatically doesn’t even make sense. (b) Because Ellen is one of the kindest people out there. (c) As if that’s one of the answers, bozo! Check out the clip of Ellen showing the footage of the contestant saying this from the Family Feud show on her talk show, and her response to it. “Show Me Ellen Hates America….” I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say that perhaps it was coming from a place whereby she doesn’t like the country, because the U.S. doesn’t recognize her marriage – which in that case would be fair. It just, well, didn’t come out right.
A pretty 18-year old YouTube star (she turned 18 yesterday on April 7th) is now releasing a single under Jay-Z’s label and making her debut with Roc Nation and Sony Music Entertainment. The song “Happiness” is actually really hot, and she has an amazing voice. She says, “I only sing songs that are from my heart….Because if I can’t feel it, it’s not going to come out right.”
Makes sense, and I’m sure she’s feeling pretty happy right now – so it’s definitely coming out right. When she was 14, she entered America’s Got Talent and made it all the way to the semi-finals, with a show stopping performance of Whitney Houston’s “I Have Nothing.” Simon said, “You are an amazing singer,” and we all know he only says that when he means it.
Her next single will be “How You Like Me Now” where she struts her stuff and “let’s us know that success is always within her reach and that she is better than ever.”
This guys is absolutely hilarious in discussing a few of his pet peeves…mostly because I can relate to a lot of them. My absolute favorite is one mentioned in the title. Seriously, what the hell is that stupid-ass cover for? It doesn’t fit in with the rest of my normal DVD cases, that already are in a case, and don’t need another cardboard case with the exact same information and image on it. That’s just annoying!
Other things that I find annoying:
Now, watch Kingsley’s video of his pet peeves. It’s hilarious.