I’m sure by now you’ve seen Jean-Claude Van Damme’s video where he’s doing the splits between two trucks. The viral clip demonstrating the precision and directional stability of Volvo Dynamic Steering has amassed over 34 million views since debuting last week. With that kind of popularity, naturally spoofs were bound to follow.
Taking a break while filming 22 Jump Street, Channing Tatum filmed a parody of Van Damme’s signature splits. Instead of two massive trucks supporting his feet, he opts for two food carts being pushed by members of the movie’s crew. Obviously without the stability of Volvo’s technology, things go awry for Tatum. Without spoiling too much, last year’s People’s Sexiest Man Alive’s clip ends with him yelling a few expletives while holding his naughty bits. Check it out below.
“At over 346,000 square feet, there is no sense of direction. No silence. Bad Cell Service. It’s way too big.”
Amen to that. While not clearly as vast as outer space, if you’ve ever been to an Ikea store, you’re fully aware how practically impossible it is to find someone you’ve momentarily separated from. When you factor in shoddy cell service, good luck. I assumed crappy cell reception only existed at my local Ikea. After seeing this hilarious spoof, I can see not.
Watch Alex Viola and Daniel Hubbard try to reunite in this Gravity spoof. With difficult furniture names to pronounce, low cell battery and the feeling of loneliness, Alex is frantic to find her friend. Spoiler alert. There’s a happy ending. Well, to me it is. I love me some Swedish meatballs.
I absolutely adore Lily Allen. I’ve alway been a fan of hers and her thought provoking lyrics. I’m very glad to see her getting back into the game and that she’s witty as ever. She reminds me of the days when I lived in London and now that I’ve just made the big move to New York I’m glad I have a little Lily to go with it!
After a long break to focus on her personal life she’s back and wants you to know that it’s “Hard Out Here.” The video and song depict what it can be like getting back into the game after such a long break and the industry pressures that go along with it. I always enjoy her thought provoking lyrics that aren’t just senseless words like some artists. I’m excited to see what else she has coming out and look forward to a new album! Anyone else out there a big Lily fan? Let us know what your favourite song from her past is in the comments below!
Adam Lambert doesn’t make his Glee debut for another week, but he’s already hanging out with one of its stars, Amber Riley aka Mercedes Jones. The 31-year-old singer kicks off Todrick Hall’s latest masterpiece, Spell Block Tango.
The YouTube sensation teamed up with Marlon Wayans’ new company “What The Funny” to produce a viral Halloween video. Not surprisingly, Disney characters are incorporated in the clip. Hall definitely has a hard-on for all things Mickey, doesn’t he? This time he allows a few of Disney’s most infamous villains to tell their side of their respective fairytale while set to the music of Chicago. It’s actually quite funny.
Along with Lambert and Riley, the clip features appearances by Blake McGrath, Pia Toscano, Cassie Scerbo, several hot shirtless models and Todrick himself. Check out Spell Block Tango below.
Keeping up with the latest internet meme is tiring work. You never know what these crazy kids will think of next. While some are absolutely ridiculous (ie cats being thrown as bridal bouquets), this one I guarantee will be up most of our readers’ alley. The latest fad sweeping the online nation is boys grinding on the floor. Yup, you read that correctly.
Set to Pretty Ricky’s 2005 hit single “Grind With Me” (explicit title “Grind On Me”), boys go shirtless as they make sweet nasty love to carpet, mattresses, linoleum. Pretty much anything they can get horizontal with.
I’m not sure what most of their career goals are, but might I suggest auditioning for the Magic Mike sequel or their local strip joint. Check out the montages below. Try to keep it clean as I’m pretty sure some of the guys are not of age. #justsaying #illegal
It’s almost GAY CHRISTMAS ya’ll!
Halloween is my third favourite time of year (after PRIDE and actual Christmas) and to celebrate our friends over at WOW have released a terrifying trio of clips from reigning Scream Queen SHARON NEEDLES.
All of October you’re going to get Sharon Needles’ HORROR SCOPE where she’s going to dust off the old horror VHS’ and review them. So far she’s released The Return of the Living Dead as well as Baby!
And finally my favorite weekly web series TRANSFORMATIONS which I have written about before many times, had Sharon come on and beat James St James’ face. It’s a great episode and you’ll never believe the transformation. Check out all three clips below!
Not going to lie. This is absolutely ridiculous, but just like roadkill or a car accident, everyone slows down and takes a peek. Well, this is your YouTube version of that. Who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of boys singing about washing from their ball sacks to their cracks? There are definitely a few cringeworthy and “did they just say that?” moments, but it’s perfect lazy Saturday viewing. Check it out below.
We’ve all given our notice before, but I’m sure never in this fashion. Marina Shifrin’s job required to film high generating-viewed videos. Ironically, her latest creation has become arguably her biggest viral video. At last count, it’s amassed over three million views simply by leaving her current occupation. She taped herself dancing to Kanye West’s “Gone” as she explained her frustrations with her previous employer.
I’m curious to know if this thing is actually real, or simply another faux clip. If 100% genuine, two snaps for having the guts to do it. With that being said, I’m sure one day this vid will haunt her. Don’t you think? Check out her epic job resignation below.