OMG. This has got to be the funniest sh*t, I’ve seen in a while. It’s “The Amazing Race” meets “Wipeout“. Surprisingly, during 16 past seasons of TAR, there have been very few injuries considering all the physical tasks, extreme temperatures and unforeseen obstacles. Unfortunately for Season 17 contestant Claire Champlin, she defied odds and was dealt with some bad luck, when a wayward watermelon smacked her in the face. CBS released hilarious footage of Claire’s “accident” during a roadblock and as expected, it has gone viral.
During the task, Champlin had to catapult watermelons in hopes of hitting an armored knight. No one could’ve predicted one of the watermelons would have had a mind of its own and attack Champlin’s face and explode upon contact. OUCH. That’s gotta hurt. Not only is it hilarious watching it once, but thanks to CBS it’s funnier in slow-motion. I can’t believe they replayed it so many times. Those opportunistic hookers knew they struck gold when this was caught on camera.
Last night, Hellcats premiered on the CW and on top of an entertaining premiere episode, I think the way the episode ended, it has left everyone hooked so they at the very least have to see what happens next week. If you haven’t heard a thing about this show let me give you a quick synopsis. Hellcats is a show based on the world of college competitive cheerleading. When the Hellcats’ star flyer goes down, they most replace her quickly and find hope in rookie Marti Perkins. But, will she have what it takes to help the team beat their rival Memphis Christian at Regionals? That’s for you to find out next week.
Here we go again. America’s Next Top Model is back. The catfights are back. The stereotypical casting is back. The bitchy blog is back. Tyra Banks is back, but that is the last time we will use her fake name here at Homorazzi. To me, she will always be Tyrant. Why? Because she is a ridiculous caricature, fake, transparent with her editing, and way too prone to stupid gimmicks. Despite all that… we love her. And, we love Top Model. Still. Here we are at Cycle 15 and the show has YET to produce an actual supermodel. A lot of the girls are working, but there has been no Adriana or Gisele or Agyness. Tyrant has never picked a high fashion winner… Jaslene and midget Nicole were close, but not the real deal. Could this year be different? Will Tyrant’s newfound love for high fashion finally give us a REAL model? Or are we destined to relive the CoverGirl slash Walmart slash Seventeen failures of the past? Who else misses Elyse? Sigh.
As we commence the episode, we know that Lane & Britney are up for eviction and there’s one final Power of Veto to come that will determine who’s in the final three. It’s day 68 and there is only one week left until someone gets a rich.
Britney is well aware that she has to fight incredibly hard to stay in the game – but really, she has no idea. Meanwhile, Hayden and Enzo still hope that Lane’s loyalties are still to them over Britney. As Britney fights for her life, she tries to convince Lane and Hayden that Enzo would win in the final two. She may be right.
At the Veto Competition, the houseguests have 8 clues on top and 8 clues on bottom and they must match the corresponding “movie poster” to the clues. The first houseguest to hit their buzzer with all the correct answers wins POV – it’s called Big Brother Marquee. trivia. Lane is a write-off in this challenge, Britney is too slow and methodical and Hayden looks as though he was gonna win. Enzo buzzes in first but has it wrong. Hayden buzzes in second….and has it right. Now that Hayden won, Lane has to make them believe he was with the brigade all the way and was never going to choose Britney over them.
“I’ll be there for you…” Boy, didn’t The Rembrandts score the lottery with that song. Real-life BFFs, Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston, are together again for “Cougar Town’s” Season 2 premiere. ABC just released photos of the former “Friends” stars’ pseudo reunion.
This isn’t the first time one of Cox’s “Friends” has shown up on the cul-de-sac. Lisa Kudrow played a dermatologist during her guest star stint last Fall. Now, it’s
Rachel Jennifer’s turn to play a member of the medical profession. Aniston will play Cox’s too-good-too-be-true therapist. The two become fast friends (talk about art imitating life), which causes the ire of Cox’s Cougar Town BFF, Ellie (Christa Miller). Hell hath no fury like Ellie scorned.
Since ANTM Cycle 15 premieres tonight, I thought it would be the perfect time to catch up with one of the previous winners. Nicole Fox won the petite cycle last Fall. While most cycle winners have a hard time booking jobs, Fox has had a harder time breaking through due to her tiny stature. In a world of Amazonian women, 5’7″ girls don’t work. But every once in a while, her tiny frame gives her an upper hand.
The gorgeous redhead recently shot an ad campaign for Nicole Richie’s “Winter Kate” clothing line. Fox says her tiny feet helped her secure the job for “Winter Kate”, since the sample sizes are based on Nicole Richie, who also has the same size feet. The photo shoot was shot in two days last week, with Richie on set and very hands on.
“The most awesome thing was that Nicole Richie was there both days,” she says. “The entire time everyone was working on it — two long hard days — and she was just really sweet.”
With Glee’s Season 2 premiere fast approaching (Tuesday, September 23), I thought it was an ideal time to quickly chat about this season’s newest additions and upcoming guest stars. An Oscar-winner, pop princess, YouTube star are just a few of the talented individuals enrolling at McKinley High this semester. Check out the following cheat sheet outlining who they are and what role they will be tackling on “Glee” this season.
Though my life has more TV in it than the highest execs from ABC have, Donovan continues to remain my official spur for the few remaining gems on the tube I haven’t quite added to my repertoire, and this past week, the newest addition has been “The Real Housewives of New York.” Having the Atlanta gurls, the New Jersey gals and the DC ladies already on the PVR (I download, but it sounded better that way), I was prodded week after week by Dono to take on the dames from New York as they would: “Instantly have me hooked,” as they were just the right combination of wit and bitch that I would love. And, he of course was right.
After quickly catching up on the three seasons in about 5 days (this is how I work), I’m enamored by the ridiculous lives of these layered locks lassiesbut while I’ve been able to follow Kelly’s plummet into madness, Bethenny and Jill’s oh-so-familiar to my best friends’ fights and Alex’s husband’s continual denial of his latent homosexuality… there is one thing that doesn’t make sense to me. WHAT’S UP WITH BOBBY ZARIN’S SUNGLASSES?? Jill Zarin and her healthily wealthy hubby Bobby appear frequently at parties, dinners, clubs, day events and luncheons and in every scene, the fabric-king husband is sporting a giant pair of dark sunglasses without seemingly any rhyme or reason.