Last year, Jimmy Kimmel got a countless number of celebrities to participate in an elaborate movie trailer spoof he called Movie: The Movie. This year, he’s doing it again and on Oscar Night, he’ll debut the trailer for Movie The Movie : 2V

A preview for this trailer came out today, starring Jimmy Kimmel (of course), Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Amanda Seyfried, Bruno Mars, Rachel Weisz and Bradley Cooper. As the trailer begins, Chastain says to Kimmel, “Sir, we’re under attack!” Kimmel responds, “By who?” Chastain responds, “Everything.” LOL.

My favorite part of the preview video is Bradley Cooper getting attacked by a hot, half-shirtless male zombie. He screams and cries in panic, “They’re just too sexy!!” as a small child clings onto his back. Watch the video video below.

Video preview after the jump…

Let’s get the tears and anger out of the way: Donovan is gone for the week living it up in LALA land so you have the blog bitch taking over to tell you EVERYthing that’s wrong with the girls and boys of Idol this year and if you’re lucky I’ll throw one or two compliments into the mix.

Tonight the ol’ show tries to mix things up as they’re down to the Top 40 and are looking to go sudden death for a live audience as we leave the night with the Top 5 ladies from 10 who will sing of the total remaining 20. Complicated right? Randy tries to explain it and basically over the next four nights of idol groups of ten (by gender) will sing off and be pared down to their “best 5″ according to the judges until only 20 remain to be voted on by the kids at home. Boys hit the stage tomorrow so it’s the “5 years and still no winner” girls who start it off. The judges look covered in makeup while Mariah looks gorgeous and comes across as very well spoken when you remember the sad and go nowhere ramblings of past panelists like Paula and J Lo. Jimmy Iovine looks more disgustingly tanned than ever and Nicki manages to say “better BRING it” in the first ten seconds of speaking: huge shocker. Okay, click through and let’s get this show on the road folks: PLEASE note that I picked these video versions for their quality and full length, each starts with an advert but just click the x in the top right corner to skip!

Click through to see the performances from tonight and read the rest of my review

Previously on America’s Next Top Model, Tyrant did some stuff, some models cried, some new judges came on board, some girls cried some more, and a wannabe was given a relatively pointless title. Other than that, I have no idea. I took the Cycle off. That’s right. Tyrant’s punishment for the debacles that were Angelea’s force fed win slash re-shot ending in AllStars and then AzMarie’s brutal dismissal for refusing to booty touche in the British Invasion cycle and then firing Nigel, I just couldn’t do it anymore. After 17 Cycles of bitchy, fun, and loyal recaps, Tyrant finally wore me down with her nonsense. But I’m back! Fresh from months of blissful ANTM-free life. New boyfriend (woof!), new job (yay!), and the same snarky attitude towards the wannabes. And blessed be… we have boys and girls this year! There better be some chest hair.

Okay. Ready. I’m going to live type this reveal… clicking link now… waiting… oh GOOD LORD. There is some serious heroin crystal chic shit going on! Seriously. My first reactions:

• A) Feed those boys!
• B) There is way too much eyebrow trimming going on. Everywhere.
• C) Give that blonde some sunscreen!
• D) What’s with the emaciated boy faces! Not hot, not cute, certainly not woofy.
• E) OMG somebody mashed Lluvy and Allison into one freaky model!

Okay… let’s take a look at these wannabes one by one.

Meet the cast & vote for your fave after the jump…

If you’re chomping at the bit for Game of Thrones to return on March 31 on HBO, then this might your satisfy your GoT craving. The Season 2 DVD and Blu-ray hit shelves yesterday and includes a slew of treats for hardcore fans of the fantasy series to enjoy. Four of which are deleted scenes featuring Ser Sandor Clegane (Rory McCann), Lady Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner) and Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage), as well as Lord Petyr Baelish (Aidan Gillen) and Lord Varys (Conleth Hill) to name a few. From murder to passionate love scenes and everything in between, the clips definitely give you an eyeful. Check them out below.

check out the deleted scenes after the jump

DOUBLE ELIMINATION means DOUBLE INTERVIEW!

Yes I know we missed Serena and Monica with their elimination interviews but due to scheduling conflicts we couldn’t get them. That being said, we found a perfect plan and we are back on schedule with our interviews.

This week we’ve got two fabulous queens for you, Honey Mahogany & Vivienne Pinay who were both sent home this week is a (not so) shocking elimination. The reason I keep saying “not so shocking” is because there were 14 contestants, and Vivienne explains it in her interview so you’ll get the scoop.

Also we talk about Honey’s new single, “It’s Honey“, her collection of caftans & how she felt being the first SFO queen on the show. I’ve also included the new music video for “It’s Honey”! Enjoy everything after the jump!

Music video and interviews after the jump…

Before you get too excited, it’s not someone playing in the NFL. It’s not even a real person, but a character on USA Network’s sports drama Necessary Roughness. The show starring Callie Thorne and Marc Blucas airs its second season finale tonight and does it with a bang.

The team tackles their quarterback’s coming out. The fear, anticipation, support and relief will resonate with viewers who have faced this milestone and give strength to others faced with their own coming out not to mention the current fervor over the iron-clad closet of professional sports.

The hot QB is played by the super sexy Travis Smith . Too bad it wasn’t Mehcad Brooks who also appears on the show. If you recall, the former Calvin Klein model appeared on the second season of True Blood. I certainly do. He ranked in my Top 10 Hottest True Blood Actors list. In a recent interview with uinterview.com, Brooks talks about when the NFL will have a gay star.

“I want to see it happen. Obviously, there are guys who are in the closet in professional sports. There’s a community of men, and, in that large male population, there has to be some gay and bisexual players in the NFL and or in the NBA. I know a couple of guys who are in the league and they’ll talk about having a gay teammate who’s open to them in the locker room. There’s just nobody out in public yet. So I think that we’re going to see somebody coming out. Hopefully we’ll see a few cases soon and back him up.” – Mehcad Brooks

check out a clip of the character coming out after the jump

In the famous words of Drag Race All Star Jujubee I want to start off this review by saying MEEEOW! RuPaul was not havin it tonight hunty! Did you see it? Did you SEE the (not so) shocking double elimination? I have to be honest I totally saw it come because the LSFYL was kind of lamesauce. Who were the bottom two? Well before we get to that let’s spill the T on tonight’s episode or RuPaul’s Drag Race.

I’m really loving the post elimination work room start they are doing this season, it’s really good. After Monica’s elimination everyone was all ears about Vivienne who right away was making some excuses about being in a group with too many loud queens. All T, All Shade, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen girl. She was mainly going after Roxxxy Andrews who I have to say is turning out to be the one to beat this season.

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Since the most common nickname for Portland is The City of Roses, its residents are probably used to beautiful things with pricks and thorns. That said, I’m sure the city wasn’t ready to be invaded by visitors this prickly nor thorny. The cast for MTV’s upcoming Real World season are definitely not wallflowers. This group came to party, fight and hookup.

For it’s 28th season, the veteran reality show heads to the Pacific Northwest for the second time. The first being The Real World: Seattle which aired back in 1998. If I’m not mistaken, this is the first season to feature five girls and three guys in the cast. I’m curious to know why there wasn’t an even gender split.

I haven’t watched The Real World for several seasons now. I hate to admit it, but I’m getting way too old for this sh*t. Last season’s The Real World: St. Thomas didn’t appeal to me in the least, even with its man candy. For me, to reject a reality show with hot guys… that’s saying a lot. With all this said, I think I might have to sample The Real World: Portland. Why? Easy… the city is one of my favorites to visit. With its abundance of microbreweries, food trucks, male strippers and no sales tax, how can I not ;) Check out the trailer below. Portlandia, this is not.

watch the trailer after the jump