Over the weekend, comedians, rappers and fellow celebrities ripped Justin Bieber a new asshole. The 21-year-old singer wasn’t spared at the Comedy Central Roast taped on Saturday. For us mere mortals who weren’t at the taping, we’ll have to wait til March 30 to watch the hilarious affair.
Some of the roasters who took to the stage included Martha Stewart, Natasha Leggero, Chris D’Elia, Jeff Ross, Snoop Dogg, Shaq with Will Ferrell even doing jokes in character as Ron Burgundy. They all took aim at his music, tabloid antics, legal issues and love life. From what I read, the most cutting digs came from Ross. Here’s just a few dingers.
“Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]… proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” Ross added, “If Anne Frank had heard your music, she would’ve Uber’d to Auschwitz,”
Check out two clips below that the network just released.
Jessica Lange previously stated American Horror Story: Freak Show would be her swan song for the FX anthology series. Obviously, no one was a fan of that. The 65-year-old actress IS American Horror Story.
Ryan Murphy kept hope alive by telling fans he promised he’d try anything within his power to keep her for Season 5. It appears, he’s not as powerful as he thought. Lange confirmed this past weekend she was leaving the popular horror series after four seasons.
“Yes, I’m done,” Jessica said. “We’ve had a great run here. I mean, I absolutely love doing these four characters, and in all madness, I love the writers and Ryan and the insanity of shooting it.”
Can we get a collective ‘BOO?’ All I’ve got to say is Lady Gaga better bring it, if she wants to fill the void left by the series matriarch.
As a consolation prize, producers announced two major cast additions. Both of these men have appeared in a Murphy production previously. Find out who below.
It always fascinates me how many people secretly love watching The Bachelor franchise, especially which celebrities love the guilty pleasure. Who knew Sean Penn was such a STAN!!!
When producers of the ABC dating show revealed the Season 11 twist of two Bachelorettes, both Anna Kendrick and shockingly, Penn, chimed in. They echoed most viewers sentiments, hating the twist and believe fan favorite Kaitlyn Bristowe should’ve received the gig hands down over Britt Nilsson.
Reality Steve who has a near-perfect track record of spoiling the results, has uncovered which lady was voted in by the 25 suitors. During the Live After The Rose special, it was quite clear Kaitlyn was everyone’s choice, with slight boos heard when Britt’s name was announced. But would horny single men feel the same or was Kaitlyn merely loved by women. Find out the results below and another surprising twist.
Newly ordained minister and RHOBH star Lisa Vanderpump officiates her first-ever wedding ceremony in the garden of her new restaurant/lounge PUMP in West Hollywood with Bravo camera’s capturing every exciting moment of partners Magno Salva and Dominic Pierson’s memorable moment. Vanderpump tweeted, “Today I had the honour of officiating my first wedding at PUMP, beautiful couple entitled to equal rights. An emotional exquisite day! #LGBT.”
Proposition Love, a fine jewelry company that caters to LGBT couples will be featured on Episode 18 “Confessions of a Housewife”, airing this Tuesday, March 17th on at 9pm EDT/PDT on Bravo. Vanderpump worked with Sam Street and Jonathan Tack (the company founders) for weeks on the design of the rings, an interlocking motif crafted in white gold, symbolizing the love between newlyweds Dominic and Magno and the joining of their lives together.
Just like Friday the 13th in February, FOX has unleashed another teaser for Ryan Murphy’s upcoming horror-comedy anthology, Scream Queens. This time, an actual cast member from the new series actually appears in the clip.
Emma Roberts, like the random blonde previously shown, chews bubblegum. However, instead of blowing up in a bloody explosion, something else happens. I won’t spoil it for you.
In other Scream Queens related news, the cast is losing one high profile name. Sadly, Joe Manganiello dropped out. No official reason has been revealed, but most likely it has to do with the rumors he’s being courted to star in the big budget superhero flick, Suicide Squad. Rumor has it, he’s close to sealing the deal to play Deathstroke. Plus, he has a busy summer ahead of him promoting Magic Mike XXL.
For those reasons, I can forgive him for leaving. Find out who his replacement is below, along with watching the new Emma Roberts promo.
Lena Dunham makes her glorious debut on next week’s Scandal. ABC shared the first bit of footage of the Girls actress‘ guest appearance in a promo aired last night.
Officially the episode is titled, “It’s Good To Be Kink,” but the promo dubs it as 50 Shades of Scandal. Clearly, someone is riding Christian Grey’s coattails :)
Just like Dunham in real life, her character, Kinky Sue, is a hardcore Olivia Pope stan. The two go toe-to-toe over a tell-all book Kinky Sue wrote, revealing the sex secrets of some of Washington’s most elite and powerful.
Based on the footage, things go the lighthearted route next week. I mean, it has to. Not only is some comic relief needed after some pretty intense episodes, but mostly because I just can’t take Lena Dunham seriously. The second she uttered her first line, I immediately thought it was a sequel to her SNL skit. Check out the promo below and see if you think so too.
Well, that didn’t last long. After only seven episodes hosting Fashion Police, Kathy Griffin is calling it quits. Why? In essence, it’s over the oh-so-popular ‘creative differences.’
“I do not want to use my comedy to contribute to a culture of unattainable perfectionism and intolerance towards difference. I want to help women, gay kids, people of color and anyone who feels underrepresented to have a voice and LAUGH!…After 7 episodes of ‘Fashion Police,’ I discovered that my style does not fit with the creative direction of the show & now it’s time to move on,” Griffin says in the statement.
Griffin’s departure is hot off the heels of Kelly Osbourne leaving due to dreadlock-gate. I’m beyond curious to know what’s exactly going on behind the scenes and the real reason people are jumping ship.
I don’t fully buy her reason. Kathy loves making fun of celebs. There’s clearly something else going on. Is it Melissa Rivers or Giuliana Rancic or the powers-that-be that’s a major headache since Joan’s death? Read Kathy and the network’s full statement below.
Kerry Washington just can’t keep away from playing real life Washington women.
The Scandal actress has been tapped to play Anita Hill in HBO’s new film, Confirmation. The project will detail the infamous 1991 Clarence Thomas-Hill Supreme Court nomination hearings which brought sexual harassment in the workplace on the national stage.