When did HBO become the subject of every online spoof? First, yesterday’s College Humor clip and now this one.
Directed by Alberto Belli (any relation to Willam Belli???), this one shows a bunch of actors telling their loved ones about their latest acting gig. As they describe their respective scenes, their big break sounds more like a scene from a cheesy skin flick. Obviously hearing the plot, their friends and family are disgusted and saddened they’ve resorted to porn. When it’s revealed that it’s for an HBO sex scene, all parties rejoice. With 108 nominations, it’s not porn… it’s HBO. Right?
I hope HBO executives take these ladies’ threats to heart. They’re tired of getting the shaft and instead want to see the shaft. HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality in a hilarious new clip from College Humor. They have a huge boner to pick with the network. They definitely have my support ;)
There’s no denying the female breasts and male full frontal nudity ratio is quite disparaging. On Girls alone, for every quick glimpse of Adam Driver’s butt, we get ten scenes of Lena Dunham showing off her titties. Props to her for feeling comfortable enough to show what a real body looks like, but how some dick from the boys.
HBO is a premium channel, therefore some premium dick is needed. On top of that wish list has to be True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten and Joe Manganiello and Game of Thrones‘ Kit Harington. Don’t you agree? Check out the clip below.
All hail Jimmy Kimmel. The late night talk show host can execute a prank like no other. Late last week, a girl calling herself Caitlin Heller uploaded a video on YouTube that went viral. In the clip, she caught on fire after a twerking mishap. Millions viewed it and numerous media outlets showed it on their respective telecast.
As it turns out, the woman is a stuntwoman named Daphne Avalon and Kimmel was the mastermind behind it all. He made the juicy revelation on his show last night via a director’s cut of the clip. Watch the reveal below.
Typically when I’m looking for the best monthly news bloopers, I look to News Be Funny for the best compilation. To tell the truth, once I finished watching their August 2013 montage, I barely remember laughing even a couple of times. After searching YouTube, I found another round-up that had me laughing a bit more.
A few of the more notable moments involved people falling (0:42 and 4:28) or getting hit (4:00) What is about those actions that people find universally funny? Also equally amusing are verbal mishaps. One reporter uses the n-word and he happens to be African-American (1:45), while another says dildo instead of dodo. Check out the compilation below which also includes Snoop Lion going off on a Norwegian interviewer and a motorcycle getting into a fender bender.
Miley Cyrus, look what you’ve done. She made twerking look so easy in front of millions of people, girls across the nation are copying the “We Can’t Stop” singer. Little do they know, you need expertise training to pull off the booty-shaking dance. That or just plain common sense. This girl is on fiyaaaaaah.
I don’t want to give too much away, because I want your reaction to be as genuine as mine. Let this be a lesson to all you potential twerkers out there. Never attempt it upside down and especially never in front of a door. Enjoy this twerking disaster.
Hey nerds, it’s been a while and unfortunately I come bearing REALLY awful news. At 10:11pm PST the brilliance that is JH Williams III tweeted with a heavy heart that he was leaving Batwoman. This is the single most devastating news that I could’ve heard on new comic book day.
For me personally, Batwoman was the only perfect book that DC Comics had left after their new 52 change. Sure some books are great, but most are a mess and Batwoman was one that stood out every month for me. Not only that but Batwoman: ELEGY was the first story I read as a new comic reader just 2 short years ago. When I met JHW at Comic Con this past year, I didn’t have much to say to him but Thank You. Thank you for getting me into comics because I have truly found something that I love. Thank you for the stories, and for the art. Thank you for taking a strong lesbian character and putting her at the forefront of superheroes, and thank you for making the fact that she’s a lesbian not a big deal. Batwoman is so much more than just a female Batman. She is a strong, beautiful, intelligent and FIERCE character. She’s as beautiful as any of the girls and as tough as any of the guys.
The reason for his departure is (SHOCKING…not) DC Comics and their 11th hour editing which has become the norm right now. As a new reader I was just going with the flow with their changes; the new 52, the different writers going back and forth, Damian getting killed, zero month..whatever, but this one is so sad for me. This news has actually made me so upset that I don’t even think I will continue with the title after JHW leaves.
Shame on you DC Comics, shame on you for not letting your writers and artist have the creative freedom that they need to tell their stories. Shame on you for not letting Kate and Maggie get married. Shame on you for once again being the cause of a great storyteller quitting HIS story. Even though you may own the rights to Batwoman, you did not give her life, you did not give her a soul. That honour belongs to JHW & Haden.
It’s the age-old question. Boxers or briefs? Before, one could assume a few things about the man wearing a particular style of underwear. Nowadays, given the abundance of styles and brands, it’s a lot more difficult to surmise one’s personality based on their skivvies selection. Let’s face it, men’s brand name underwear is the equivalent to women’s designer shoes. I’m sure your underwear drawer is full of styles depending on your mood and event.
Britain’s Underwear Unlimited came up with a handy chart deciphering what your underwear says about you. Wearing boxers can either mean you’re easy going, geeky or lack confidence. If your boxers are the color red than perhaps you’re driven and adventurous. Factor in a designer brand and you come up with a whole new bundle of adjectives. You might’ve seen this chart kicking around already, but if you haven’t check it out below.
Apparently, there was a time when I was seriously high on crack. I had no idea I had a severe problem ;) For some reason I placed Zac Efron on my 5 Guys Everyone Finds Smokin’ Hot… But Me list. In my defense, the 25-year-old has gotten much hotter as he’s aged. Wasn’t feeling his twinky High School Musical days.
In a newly-released still from his upcoming film Neighbors, Efron sports some serious chest fuzz and rock hard abs. Formerly titled Townies, the film follows a couple with a newborn baby who face unexpected difficulties after they are forced to live next to a fraternity house. Neighbors opens in theaters nationwide on May 9, 2014. If there’s more revealing shots of him, I’ll be at the cineplex opening night.