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It’s not a typical prank you’d expect on April Fool’s Day, but bravo to Google for this fun little stunt. To celebrate the special day, the search engine is allowing its users to transform their maps functionality into one huge Pac-Man maze.

Feel like chasing Blinky on the Champs-Élysées? How about eating Pinky at the Taj Mahal. Or play hide and seek with Inky and Clyde in your hometown? Wherever suits your fancy, Google can convert practically every location on planet Earth.

Simply head over to Google Maps and click on the Pac-Man icon to spend countless hours playing the iconic 80s video game. I’m sure your boss will appreciate it.

On a side note, Google’s stunt reminded me of Bud Light’s epic Super Bowl commercial this year where one lucky mofo got to play a life-sized version of the classic arcade game. If you missed it, check it out below.

watch Bud Light Super Bowl commercial after the jump

Watch Monkey Adorably Fawn Over Puppies

In: Donovan, Random Reads
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This will be the cutest thing you’ll see all day. I guarantee it!!! Unless of course, you can’t stand animals, specifically monkeys and dogs ;)

The love shown by this monkey is just beyond adorable. The little guy hugs and caresses newborn puppies like they were his own. If this doesn’t warm the cockles of your heart, nothing will.

Watch the viral clip below. Prep yourself for cuteness overload.

watch after the jump

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I’d rotate up this Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap post featuring a trio of hot Irish studs originally posted back in 2012. It was long before people were lusting over Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey. #justsaying

With a long list of sexy men hailing from Ireland including Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Daniel Day-Lewis, Pierce Brosnan and Stuart Townsend to name a few, narrowing it down to just three proved very difficult. There’s something very attractive about that charming Irish rogue these men possess. In the end, I chose Colin Farrell, Michael Fassbender and Jamie Dornan to represent the rolling hills of Ireland. I’m sure you won’t complain about my choices. They’re all sex symbols and worth lusting after. Get to know the men in more detail below.

You know how the game works. Pick one to marry and live in wedded bliss, and another to have a hot passionate one night stand with, while the other is the subject of your bitch slapping. Happy choosing everyone.

check out the men after the jump

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The ground-breaking operation took place in South Africa on December 11, 2014. After a 9-hour operation, pioneering surgeons from Stellenbosch University were able to perform the first ever successful penile transplant.

The 21-year-old, whose name is being withheld, had his penis amputated three years ago after complications he experienced due to circumcision. It’s more common than you think. Experts estimate as many as 250 amputations per year across South Africa as a result of circumcision mishaps.

“This is a very serious situation. For a young man of 18 or 19 years the loss of his penis can be deeply traumatic. He doesn’t necessarily have the psychological capability to process this. There are even reports of suicide among these young men,” says Prof André van der Merwe who led the operation.

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Archie Gets A Hot New Makeover

In: Donovan, Random Reads
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Gingers are hot commodities these days. You can blame Prince Harry for all the madness ;)

The folks over at Archie Comics realize this and are giving the iconic character a huge makeover. It’s the first time in 75 years, the company is rebooting the beloved comic.

The adventures of the Riverdale gang as we know them will come to a conclusion in June. Fittingly, the end will take place during issue #666. Archie will then relaunch with an all new look and story in July. It will usher Riverdale into the 21st century. Mark Waid (“Daredevil”) penned the reset with artwork by Fiona Staples (“Saga”).

Until Archie #1 arrives on July 8, we’ll have to wait with bated breath to see the new look. MTV got their hands on some variant covers illustrated by a roster of award-winning artists from the comic industry.

Dare I say, without sounding super creepy, that a couple of them re quite bangable :) Get a sneak peek below.

check out the new Archie after the jump

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Adorable puppies and a shirtless Scott Eastwood. Sign me up!!!

You thought those crazy women on The Bachelor were vicious. They have nothing on these bitches. These canines have their claws paws out.

On the next season of The Bachelor, Eastwood tries to find a new best friend. Naturally, the 28-year-old shows off his toned physique in the process. Which adorable dog gets a rose, or should I say bone? Maybe it’s a cat instead. Shocking twist anyone? Watch the Funny or Die clip below.

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“Stop jacking off and start jacking on!!!”

Pornhub is concerned about the amount of energy consumed by their users while enjoying the millions of hours of porn they provide on their site. They’ve thought of an innovative way to harness all that energy for the greater good.


Wankband
is wearable tech that allows you to love the planet, by loving yourself. The energy generated from all that masturbatory motion can be harnessed and stored to be used later to recharge electronic devices via USB. It’s not available yet, but it’s coming cumming soon. Watch the instructional video below.

watch the video after the jump

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This isn’t the typical calendar we feature on Homorazzi, but it’s so darn adorable, I couldn’t resist. Philip Kirkman (live432.com) and Shannon McLaughlin (Fauna Photography) gathered New York City’s best-humored taxi drivers for their project. These gentlemen put a face to one of the most dedicated workforces in NYC, driving day and night to transport New Yorkers and our guests alike. I’d gladly take a ride with any of these cabbies. I love drivers that have a sense of humor and these guys demonstrate they have plenty.

According to the website, 100% of net sales proceeds will go to University Settlement. For over 125 years, America’s oldest settlement house have been serving over 30,000 immigrant and working individuals and families every year with basic services like quality education, housing, and literacy programs. They are based in the city’s Lower East Side. Check out the adorably cute calendar below.

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