Scarlett Johannson’s Super Bowl commercial has been banned but not for reasons you’d think. It’s not because it’s too sexy nor due to recent criticism from Oxfam, but rather for the almighty dollar. Reportedly, it’s because Johansson’s Sodastream commercial takes aim at major sponsors Coca-Cola and Pepsi. No need to buy their products if you can make your own soda in the comfort of your own home.

Just in case you’re wondering why Oxfam took aim at Scarlett’s endorsement of Sodastream, here’s a quick rundown. The charity blasted Johansson because pro-Palestinian activists have condemned the carbonation Israeli company for maintaining a large factory in the Israeli settlement in the West Bank: a territory captured by Israel in 1967, but claimed by the Palestinians. Scarlett who is an Oxfam ambassador responded back with the following.

“I remain a supporter of economic cooperation and social interaction between a democratic Israel and Palestine,” Scarlett Johansson in a statement to Huffington Post “SodaStream is not only committed to the environment but to building a bridge to peace between Israel and Palestine, supporting neighbours working alongside each other, receiving equal pay, equal benefits and equal rights.”

Even with all that controversy, in the end, the advert was pulled because it threatens to reduce both Coca-Cola and Pepsi’s bottom line. Hilarious. Check out the banned commercial.

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Everyone loves Grease. Based on this video, it’s clear that these Swedish Marines really, really, really love the classic musical. During some downtime while stationed in Afghanistan, Sweden’s military finest filmed an impressive recreation of John Travolta’s “Greased Lightning” number. It truly is pretty remarkable. The guy playing Danny Zuko with the sexy 70s pornstache is beyond adorable. Check out the parody below.

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I vowed to avoid twerking videos as much as possible in 2014. Since I’m secretly a hardcore Star Wars fanboy, I caved in when I saw the title of this clip. Who doesn’t love the Stormtroopers?

I’m surprised I haven’t dressed up as the Imperial soldiers for Halloween yet. Perhaps this year. If I do, I’ll be sure to incorporate some of these sick moves as part of my costume. I had no idea stormtroopers had so much rhythm. Maybe if they weren’t distracted practicing their moves, they could’ve stopped Luke Skywalker from blowing up the Death Star.

For next year’s Streetstar Festival, I’d love a showdown between this squad and Sailor Moon and Wonder Woman. Check out the viral clip below if you haven’t already seen it.

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Now this is how you celebrate turning a century. Great-great-grandma Doris Deahardie hired a male stripper to mark the momentous milestone. Deahardie, who lives with her son Barry and his wife Sharon, had originally wanted to mark her century birthday by booking a helicopter ride which would’ve been repeat of her 90th birthday celebration.

But when she was told by her son that the pilot probably wouldn’t strip for her, she took the matter in her own hands (literally). You go girl. She picked an exotic dancer herself and asked for the full monty. LOL.

Doris didn’t just sit back while the stud danced to LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It.” The young-at-heart senior citizen was an active participant and interacted with her birthday gift. At one point, she even took a bite out of a banana that was located on the stripper’s crotch. Saucy little minx, isn’t she. Check out the hilarious clip below.

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As you can see by our other 2013 year end post published today, we’re doing a little housecleaning of overdue articles. I originally intended to write this around New Years Day but things got so hectic between getting ready for NYE, familial obligations and heading to Seattle last weekend to celebrate Adam’s birthday. At long last, I found some time to analyze our site statistics.

Once again, I’m limiting articles that were only written in 2013 to be included in the Top 25. Otherwise, we’d have popular posts from previous years infiltrating the list. After compiling the results, one thing is clear. You guys are major pervs ;)

Sure, there are articles about America’s Next Top Model, Teen Wolf and other entertainment, but for the most part, it’s the gratuitous skin-baring posts you like. Celebrities publicly declaring their homosexuality were popular reads as well. Hello, Mr. Wentworth. Check out below what most of our horny readers (I’m talking to you) clicked on last year.

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Can you believe it’s been a decade since Mean Girls hit theaters? The high school classic marks its tenth anniversary this year. Can you imagine a world without Tina Fey’s bitchy and quotable dialogue? One person I know who definitely can’t is Todrick Hall. He’s back with another parody of the Lindsay Lohan film. This time, he takes it out the hood and to West Hollywood. Regina George has nothing on these bitchy queens.

Hall plays Reggie George, the queen bee of the Ken Dollz aka the gay Plastics. The sun shines on them while everyone else is in their shadow. Popular underwear model Colby Melvin tackles transfer student Cody Heron. Melvin’s real life lover, Brandon Brown, makes a cameo. My favorite of the bunch though is Fetch’in Weiners whose dad invented Grindr. LOL. Kory DeSoto and Willam Belli also appear as Kameron Smith and Ms. Norbury respectively. In lieu of the “Burn Book,” there’s a “Shade Book.” The shade of it all ;)

Check out the parody below. While not as brilliant as Hall’s “Mean Gurlz” clip, it’s still pretty hilarious. My biggest complaint about his latest is the amount of make-up caked on the cast. It’s kinda distracting. Less is more, especially in this case.

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The title pretty much says it all. News Be Funny has compiled some of the year’s best on air flubs, unintentional sexual innuendos and other mishaps newscasters often experience in studio or out on the streets. I don’t know about you, but it never gets old watching experienced pros realize they’ve accidentally use words like fag, twat, shit and other television inappropriate words. Check out the hilarious video compilation below.

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Hello America. It’s recently come to my attention that Drew Droege has never done a Christmas video before. Shame on him. Tsk, tsk. His Chloe Sevigny impersonations have covered the wonders of Summer, Hallowe’en, Memorial Day and even Valentine’s Day. Thankfully, he’s back and wearing that layered blond wig once again. This time he’s sharing his thoughts about the holiday season. Let the Yuletide fun begin.

For his festive new video, Chloe rocks sheer blouses, animal prints, plenty of accessories and floral pants to reveal what her true love has given during the 12 days of Chrisss-mas. I just love her hilarious mispronunciations. Her gifts include a crib of childish animals, murder of crows, a Louis Vuitton bindlestick, Mamie Gummer (The WB’s Emily Owens, M.D.) and even a crisp slap. Chloe’s love is certainly very generous. Looks like Chloe has been more nice than naughty this year.

Watch the video below and see what else she scored from her true love. Personally, I want what she got on Day 4. Ooh na na.

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