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This is absolutely ridiculous and that’s exactly why it’s so hilarious.

Donald Trump is a lightning rod for controversy given all his politically incorrect comments and opinions. He’s pretty much a real life ‘mean girl.’ But how would the 69-year-old fare against the Plastics? Let’s just say, Regina George has finally met her match.

Check out the parody by The Crazy Gorilla below. If you love Mean Girls, it’s a definite must-watch. He did a fantastic job of integrating The Donald’s rhetoric into classic scenes from the teen flick.

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In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I’d rotate up this Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap post featuring a trio of hot Irish studs originally posted back in 2012. It was long before people were lusting over Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey. #justsaying

With a long list of sexy men hailing from Ireland including Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Daniel Day-Lewis, Pierce Brosnan and Stuart Townsend to name a few, narrowing it down to just three proved very difficult. There’s something very attractive about that charming Irish rogue these men possess.

In the end, I chose Colin Farrell, Michael Fassbender and Jamie Dornan to represent the rolling hills of Ireland. I’m sure you won’t complain about my choices. They’re all sex symbols and worth lusting after. Get to know the men in more detail below.

You know how the game works. Pick one to marry and live in wedded bliss with, and another to have a hot passionate one night stand with, while the other is the subject of your bitch slapping. Happy choosing everyone.

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It’s recently come to my attention that it’s been ages since I shared a “Chloe” clip. Shame on me. I used to be obsessed with Drew Droege’s hilarious videos impersonating Ms. Sevigny. His pronunciations always cracked me up.

Droege recently uploaded a clip educating the world about the abomination that is litter. The pseudo PSA is ridiculous but that’s what makes it amazing. I also included a vintage clip from Drew about the month of March. Check both clips out below.

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On March 9, 1959, Ruth Handler introduced the iconic doll at the American International Toy Fair in New York. Ever since then, the day has been used as the toy’s official birthday. Happy Barbie Day everyone.

Over the years, Barbie has been criticized for promoting an unrealistic idea of body image to young girls. Just a few weeks ago, Mattel introduced four body types for the first time: original, tall, petite and curvy. It’s just the latest evolution of the doll which has tried to reflect the changing with the times.

In honor of Barbie Day, Entertainment Weekly has selected a few of the celebrity Barbies issued throughout the years. I’ve picked my favorite ten from their batch. Check them out below. Just in case you couldn’t do the math, Barbie is 57-years-old today.

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I would assume returning back to normal life after The Bachelorette is a shock to the system. Obviously, walking around without cameras following your every move would be a nice change, but I would assume there are letdowns as well.

Season 11 Bachelorette Kaitlyn Bristowe and her fiance Shawn Booth show Funny or Die five ways that dating on the show differs from real life. From having dinner to simply walking into a room, life in front of the cameras is certainly different off. Check out the clip below.

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Britney Gives Adele ‘Tips’ In Viral Clip

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You might’ve already seen this hilarious clip which made the rounds this week. If not, you definitely have to, even if you’re not fans of either ladies.

The two divas, played by Adele and Britney Spears impersonators, meet backstage for a little girl talk. But instead of chatting about boys, they talk shop. Specifically, vocal lessons, but the teacher might surprise you. The “Toxic” chanteuse shares her sage wisdom with the “Adele” songbird.

“I just got your album and I love it,” faux Brit tells faux Adele. “But you need to work on some vocals a little bit.” Watch their amusing interaction below.

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Formation” touches upon plenty of social issues, most notably the Black Lives Matter movement, but it appears people are also walking away with something else on their mind. Red Lobster!!!

The seafood chain reports its saw a sale surge of 33 percent on Sunday from a year ago, after Bey sang this saucy lyric, “When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster.” They don’t call her Queen Bey for nothing.

“It’s clear that Beyoncé has helped create some Red Lobster fans, and we are very grateful to her for that,” Red Lobster CEO Kim Lopdrup said in a statement. “’Cheddar Bey Biscuits’ has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?,” the chain tweeted.

Admittedly, I’m craving a little Red Lobster too. Sadly, there isn’t a location anywhere near me. Do you think Beyonce will ever be an official spokesperson for the restaurant? It’s never going to happen but I’d love to see it. Weigh in below.

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Were the sales for Emotion so awful that it’s come to Carly Rae Jepsen singing for loose change? Sure, her last LP didn’t exactly burn up the charts, but Jepsen’s stint as a street performer was for Funny or Die.

The 30-year-old singer headed to Santa Monica’s Third Street Promenade to give shoppers an unexpected surprise. At first, no one recognized her but once she started belting out “Call Me Maybe” and other hits, pedestrians caught on. Watch below to find out how much the Canadian earned as a busker.

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