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Porn Hub Unleashes Cute Ad Campaign Contest

In: Donovan, Random Reads
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Over 35 million people visit PornHub.com every day according to their statistics. The YouTube of adult clips wants to reach the next 35 million. To do so, they recently launched a contest searching for their next Creative Director. They’re asking people to submit work-safe ads that can be channeled through mainstream media.

Obviously the artwork has to be relatively “G-rated.” Pornhub.com Vice President for Marketing Corey Price revealed that early submissions had the appropriate level of humor without being explicit. Check out a few below. If you’re interested, you only have until March 31 to submit your creative.

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How To Tell If You’re A Basic Bitch

In: Donovan, Random Reads
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What is a basic bitch? She’s an extra regular female according to Urban Dictionary. I have a few other definitions but definitely not suitable to share here. Get me drunk one night and I’ll spill ;)

College Humor has come up with a hilarious new clip featuring Patrick Warburton. He plays a doctor who unfortunately has to diagnose a basic bitch about her basicness. From Uggs, tacky tattoos, to lame-ass hashtags, this poor bitch is oozing basicness from every pore. Is there a cure? How will her boyfriend react? Watch it all unfold below. It’s definitely something not to be missed.

The only thing that would make it better is if some homo was being told he was basic. I fully expect a gay version of this to surface online in the coming days. I can’t wait.

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I’m sure by now you’ve seen the “First Kiss” clip. It featured twenty complete strangers kissing for the first time. Naturally, since the video went viral, parodies would follow.

One of the first and most hilarious comes courtesy of Pimm’s Girl Comedy. Featuring cinematography by Luke Wyatt, their version is a bang-on take but with a twist. Instead of locking lips, the twenty strangers jerk each other off. It’s a definite must-watch. Check out “First Handjob” below. I guarantee a happy ending ;)

watch both clips after the jump

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For those gays who don’t watch Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise (Atlanta specifically) or RuPaul’s Drag Race, you probably aren’t up-to-date with all the latest gay lingo. Even if you do follow those shows, perhaps you don’t exactly quite understand what ‘hunty,’ ‘turnt up‘ or other numerous catchphrases mean. If either is the case, you’re in luck. Eliot Glazer is here to break it all down for you.

The comedian gives in-depth definitions for all of them in his Reluctant Gay Dude’s Guide To Modern Day Vernacular. He posted part one of his definitions when HBO’s Looking premiered. With the season finale upon us, Glazer uploaded the second part. Check out both clips below.

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At a certain point during Seattle Seahawks’ massive beatdown of the Denver Broncos, the commercials were far more interesting than the big game itself. Without a doubt, the advert that generated the biggest buzz was Coke’s “It’s Beautiful” spot. It showcased a wide array of American life including a same-sex family. According to GLAAD, it was a Super Bowl first.

“Including a gay family in this ad is not only a step forward for the advertising industry, but a reflection of the growing majority of Americans from all walks of life who proudly support their LGBT friends, family and neighbors as integral parts of ‘America the Beautiful.’” – GLAAD

Not surprisingly, many praised the commercial but others were outraged by it. However, it appears what angered people most was the fact the patriotic song “America the Beautiful” was sung in different languages. Yup, sadly racism reared its ugly head once again. Some even claimed Coke committed corporate suicide with their spot. Last time I checked, the nation was built by immigrants.

Personally, I thought it was an elegantly crafted commercial. It wasn’t the only one. The Microsoft ad was also a highlight, along with Radio Shack, Doritos, Cheerios, Hyundai and Budweiser. Check out all the commercials that aired during the telecast below. Be sure to share which ones were your favorite and which were the worst.

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“Show Your Love” On Valentine’s Day

In: Nic, Random Reads
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Single? Couple? Open? Married? It’s complicated? No matter your relationship status, there’s something for you to do on Valentine’s Day this year besides sit in bed with a box of turtles and a Nicholas Sparks movie. Oh, just me? Cool.

The Haus of Jaja is a new group of guys doing some great things and making waves in the LGBT community here in Toronto and they’ve picked V-Day to throw their first event and chosen the LGBT Youthline to help support.

“THE LESBIAN GAY BI TRANS YOUTH LINE IS A TOLL-FREE SERVICE PROVIDED BY YOUTH FOR YOUTH. THEIR MANDATE IS TO OFFER SUPPORT, INFORMATION AND REFERRALS.”

With proceeds going towards such a great cause, an equally great event is necessary, and Jaja is nailing it with a night of dance and romance, great music, a great TO drag host, and a bounty of entertainment including underwear balloon boys, (what does that mean? You’ll just have to come and see, I may be one of them).

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Supposedly, this commercial was banned from the Super Bowl 2014 lineup according to the YouTube description. The skeptic in me can’t help but think it’s just a ploy by the company to get some free press for its product. Based on the production value, I just can’t see Dream Water shelling out the mega bucks required to air this during the telecast. Judge for yourself below.

What is Dream Water? It’s a premium 0-calorie all-natural sleep and relaxation shot. If the side effects of the concoction are anything remotely like the one shown in the raunchy commercial, then count me out. For those who love pussy (in both varieties) by all means, proceed.

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I guarantee this will be the cutest thing you’ll see all day. It’s so darn adorable, I nearly choked up. Perhaps, it’s just me because I’m in a puppy state of mind right now. Brian and I recently got a dog and experiencing the joys and pains of training a new pet ;)

For it’s 2014 Super Bowl commercial, Budweiser is going the sentimental route. The advert features the brand’s signature mascots, the Clydesdales, and a too-cute-for-words yellow Labrador pup. The two form an unlikely friendship. Sadly, they are separated when the puppy gets adopted. As if the visual wasn’t enough, the use of Passenger’s “Let Her Go” will put you over the edge. Check out the clip below to see how it all unfolds.

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