Whenever I visited Chipotle, I always ordered the chips and guacamole along with my chicken bowl. That is, until I made the mistake of reading the calorie count. Now, I only eat them if someone else I’m with orders them. It’d be rude not to help them reduce their caloric intake ;)
Since it’s Cinco de Mayo, I figured it’s the day to indulge, even though summer is just around the corner. Honestly though, you can’t have a margarita without some nachos and gauc ;)
The fast casual dining restaurant decided to share the recipe for their signature guacamole for this festive holiday. No need to shell out that cash for extra gauc ever again. Check out the recipe below.
Do you love The Avengers? I mean, really love them? Like they get you all hot and bothered. If so, these will be up your alley.
A very adoring and creative fan designed sex toys based on each of the superheros and uploaded them on tumblr. Do you enjoy your vibrators long and lean? Then Iron Man might be of interest. However, if you prefer your dildo thick and veiny, The Hulk’s 12 ” green dong will do the trick. Check them all out below.
Say it isn’t so. It’s not like people go there for the over-priced collegiate wear. Or do they still? I can’t even remember the last time I walked into an Abercrombie & Fitch store.
The retailer is making some huge changes to its policy, specifically its highly-sexualized marketing. For starters, shirtless models or ‘lifeguards’ as they like to call them, will no longer be on hand for store openings or events. The policy extends to all promotional material including shoppping bags, gift cards, in-store photos etc.
All this is part of the store’s strategy for “a customer-centric store-operating model and making it more convenient, friendlier and easier to shop.” Can they do something about the overpowering cologne that infiltrates into the entire mall?
The lengthy press release also talks about its commitment to inclusion and diversity and also not hiring “based on body type or physical attractiveness.” Read it in its entirety below.
This clip first hit online a year ago but I just stumbled upon it this week. I thought I’d share it despite its age, assuming some of you haven’t seen it before like myself.
With the help of real doctors, Buzzfeed shares five things every man should know about their bodies. From why we get morning wood to if tight pants really do lower one’s sperm count and if a curved penis is common, all is answered. Watch the informative clip below.
Ever wonder what Cinderella, Belle and Hercules would do if they had Instagram accounts? Take a bunch of selfies of course. Duh!!!
Italian artist Simona Bonafini sketched gorgeous illustrations of several Disney characters as part of her ‘Selfie Fables‘ series. Whether it’s telling the world what book they’re reading or showing off their newest designer heels or taking a selfie after a good workout, as it turns out, Disney characters are just like us.
Check out the spot-on sketches below. Be sure to read the hashtags as well. Some are quite hilarious.
It’s not a typical prank you’d expect on April Fool’s Day, but bravo to Google for this fun little stunt. To celebrate the special day, the search engine is allowing its users to transform their maps functionality into one huge Pac-Man maze.
Feel like chasing Blinky on the Champs-Élysées? How about eating Pinky at the Taj Mahal. Or play hide and seek with Inky and Clyde in your hometown? Wherever suits your fancy, Google can convert practically every location on planet Earth.
Simply head over to Google Maps and click on the Pac-Man icon to spend countless hours playing the iconic 80s video game. I’m sure your boss will appreciate it.
On a side note, Google’s stunt reminded me of Bud Light’s epic Super Bowl commercial this year where one lucky mofo got to play a life-sized version of the classic arcade game. If you missed it, check it out below.
This will be the cutest thing you’ll see all day. I guarantee it!!! Unless of course, you can’t stand animals, specifically monkeys and dogs ;)
The love shown by this monkey is just beyond adorable. The little guy hugs and caresses newborn puppies like they were his own. If this doesn’t warm the cockles of your heart, nothing will.
Watch the viral clip below. Prep yourself for cuteness overload.
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I’d rotate up this Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap post featuring a trio of hot Irish studs originally posted back in 2012. It was long before people were lusting over Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey. #justsaying
With a long list of sexy men hailing from Ireland including Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Daniel Day-Lewis, Pierce Brosnan and Stuart Townsend to name a few, narrowing it down to just three proved very difficult. There’s something very attractive about that charming Irish rogue these men possess. In the end, I chose Colin Farrell, Michael Fassbender and Jamie Dornan to represent the rolling hills of Ireland. I’m sure you won’t complain about my choices. They’re all sex symbols and worth lusting after. Get to know the men in more detail below.
You know how the game works. Pick one to marry and live in wedded bliss, and another to have a hot passionate one night stand with, while the other is the subject of your bitch slapping. Happy choosing everyone.