In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I’d rotate up this Marry, F*ck, Bitch Slap post featuring a trio of hot Irish studs originally posted back in 2012. It was long before people were lusting over Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey. #justsaying
With a long list of sexy men hailing from Ireland including Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Daniel Day-Lewis, Pierce Brosnan and Stuart Townsend to name a few, narrowing it down to just three proved very difficult. There’s something very attractive about that charming Irish rogue these men possess. In the end, I chose Colin Farrell, Michael Fassbender and Jamie Dornan to represent the rolling hills of Ireland. I’m sure you won’t complain about my choices. They’re all sex symbols and worth lusting after. Get to know the men in more detail below.
You know how the game works. Pick one to marry and live in wedded bliss, and another to have a hot passionate one night stand with, while the other is the subject of your bitch slapping. Happy choosing everyone.
The ground-breaking operation took place in South Africa on December 11, 2014. After a 9-hour operation, pioneering surgeons from Stellenbosch University were able to perform the first ever successful penile transplant.
The 21-year-old, whose name is being withheld, had his penis amputated three years ago after complications he experienced due to circumcision. It’s more common than you think. Experts estimate as many as 250 amputations per year across South Africa as a result of circumcision mishaps.
“This is a very serious situation. For a young man of 18 or 19 years the loss of his penis can be deeply traumatic. He doesn’t necessarily have the psychological capability to process this. There are even reports of suicide among these young men,” says Prof André van der Merwe who led the operation.
Gingers are hot commodities these days. You can blame Prince Harry for all the madness ;)
The folks over at Archie Comics realize this and are giving the iconic character a huge makeover. It’s the first time in 75 years, the company is rebooting the beloved comic.
The adventures of the Riverdale gang as we know them will come to a conclusion in June. Fittingly, the end will take place during issue #666. Archie will then relaunch with an all new look and story in July. It will usher Riverdale into the 21st century. Mark Waid (“Daredevil”) penned the reset with artwork by Fiona Staples (“Saga”).
Until Archie #1 arrives on July 8, we’ll have to wait with bated breath to see the new look. MTV got their hands on some variant covers illustrated by a roster of award-winning artists from the comic industry.
Dare I say, without sounding super creepy, that a couple of them re quite bangable :) Get a sneak peek below.
Adorable puppies and a shirtless Scott Eastwood. Sign me up!!!
You thought those crazy women on The Bachelor were vicious. They have nothing on these bitches. These canines have their
claws paws out.
On the next season of The Bachelor, Eastwood tries to find a new best friend. Naturally, the 28-year-old shows off his toned physique in the process. Which adorable dog gets a rose, or should I say bone? Maybe it’s a cat instead. Shocking twist anyone? Watch the Funny or Die clip below.
“Stop jacking off and start jacking on!!!”
Pornhub is concerned about the amount of energy consumed by their users while enjoying the millions of hours of porn they provide on their site. They’ve thought of an innovative way to harness all that energy for the greater good.
Wankband is wearable tech that allows you to love the planet, by loving yourself. The energy generated from all that masturbatory motion can be harnessed and stored to be used later to recharge electronic devices via USB. It’s not available yet, but it’s
coming cumming soon. Watch the instructional video below.
This isn’t the typical calendar we feature on Homorazzi, but it’s so darn adorable, I couldn’t resist. Philip Kirkman (live432.com) and Shannon McLaughlin (Fauna Photography) gathered New York City’s best-humored taxi drivers for their project. These gentlemen put a face to one of the most dedicated workforces in NYC, driving day and night to transport New Yorkers and our guests alike. I’d gladly take a ride with any of these cabbies. I love drivers that have a sense of humor and these guys demonstrate they have plenty.
According to the website, 100% of net sales proceeds will go to University Settlement. For over 125 years, America’s oldest settlement house have been serving over 30,000 immigrant and working individuals and families every year with basic services like quality education, housing, and literacy programs. They are based in the city’s Lower East Side. Check out the adorably cute calendar below.
Last year, Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok, Thailand was the most Instagrammed location. In 2013, it falls all the way to #9. Fret not Thai people, the top slot still remains within the country at Siam Paragon, a shopping mall in Bangkok earning the distinction as Most Instagrammed location of 2013. Random, right?
New to the list this year are Walt Disney World, High Line and Central Park in New York City and the Bellagio Fountains in Las Vegas. Au revoir Eiffel Tower, you’ve been bumped off the list. Coming up just short in second place is Times Square in New York. If it’s any consolation prize to the Big Apple, it came first on the social media’s most Instagrammed cities of the year list.
Check out the rest of the top locations below, along with stats about the most popular picture and holiday of the year.
If you are of superstitious nature, then today is definitely not your day: Friday the 13th. I learned an interesting fact that Friday the 13th will happen at least once a year but never more than three. If the month begins on a Sunday, then you are destined for a Friday the 13th. The fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia.
According to history, there was no sign of a Friday the 13th phobia before the 19th century. One thesis states that the superstition came from the amalgamation of two older thoughts: that 13 is an unlucky number and Friday is an unlucky day. I also read that during the last supper, there were 13 sitting at the table. Therefore, it brings the idea that if you dine with 12 by your side, death may come to one who eats with you. Crazy theory I know but really interesting when you think that Jesus ate his last meal with his twelve disciples and then was hung from a cross. (Meanwhile, everyone reading this article is cancelling their weekend dinner plans or adding more to the bunch.)
So is there any way to save of us from the perils of the cursed day? In my hunt for research on why this day is so damn unlucky, I also came across some ways to keep yourself safe from the things that may (or may not) happen to you on this day of doom. Try them out, they may be helpful to you.