Since today is Friday the 13th (The second of the year, we are having another one in November), I’ve decided to do things against the grain. We always post about things we enjoy, and things we love, but I’m going to post somethings that I absolutely can’t fucking STAND! It’s a neverending list really, but these are the ones that are annoying me today!
You might not agree with it, you might not like it, but I am the one writing so let me vent! Khay?
Here they are in absolutely no particular order
As discussed in the Mean Scenes post, we’ve put together some Mean Girls scenes starring the Homorazzi cast, as a tribute to one of our favorite movies. If you haven’t seen the movie before…(WHAT!?), it’s described as Clueless meets The Heathers. Throughout the day today, I’ll be releasing the Regina George, Cady Herron, and Mirror Montages. This is the first of the three – “Regina George”. It’s so fetch.
Here’s a little taste of things to come with our Mean Girls tribute project. For over a year we’ve been quoting the amazing Tina Fey movie, which stars Lindsey Lohan as the new girl in school being introduced into girl world. Now – we pay tribute.
This is the teaser. Tomorrow, the first couple scenes will be released so be sure to keep checking back!
Sadly, the Blue Duck is about to go extinct in the UK. But the good news is that there are still three Blue Ducks left . . . a female named Cherry, and two males named Ben and Jerry . . . which COULD re-populate the species.
So what’s the problemo? Poor Cherry can’t get her “cherry” popped ‘cuz the boys are both GAY. And instead of mating with the female . . . they’ve paired up with each other.
Says an official at the bird sanctuary, “Ben and Jerry stay together all the time, parading up and down their enclosure and whistling to each other as a male might do with a female he wants to mate with . . .”
Love sees no borders…Cherry will need to take up knitting or something!
Recently, my Texas ex from 5 years ago came to Vancouver for a “surprise” visit. It had been years since our break up and almost as long since we’ve connected.
Rewind to 5 years ago when I boarded a plane, that stopped down 3 times before it arrived at George Bush Airport (IAH) in Houston. I knew I had to do it, he had no clue. I kept hoping the aircraft wouldn’t be able to sustain being airborne, as a crash was about to happen either way. After deplaning, I waited to be the last one off….took the long walk down the arrivals hallways and was greeted with his big ol’ Texas grin.
I told him right then and then. He wasn’t the one.
He cried. I cried. He begged me to just fake it for the evening as his family planned a huge BBQ with relatives waiting for us to come back. I couldn’t do it, nor would I, simply to have the truth come out later. Could you imagine, people taking pictures of us and video cameras rolling as we sat there lying?? It’s like going back into the closet. I felt awful, my heart hung low and I tried so hard to keep it together while waiting to get back onto the next dreaded flight home. “The least I could do was break up with him in person” I thought to myself, a phone call or e-mail just didn’t seem right.
FFW to now, and seeing him… it was lovely. We talked about old times and got caught up on each other’s lives. But if I could go back in time, to that version of Jonny, waiting for that trip back home, I would tell him “I’m proud of you”. I made the right decision after all. Hard choices are sometimes the ones that truly set you free. Thank GAWD I listened to my soul and my inner truth. I couldn’t be happier with where the path has brought me today.
Check out this video teaser of some of the random fun you can expect from the Homorazzi cast.
A compilation of some events that all took place within the past 30 days. There are more videos to come. Be sure to check back tomorrow for the first of our “Mean Girls” scenes! I know right!?
And so begins the first, long-awaited posting from Jake, AKA Ginger Snaps….
As of Wednesday, it will have been exactly eight weeks since I left my lifetime home of Seattle to seek out adventure and new professional opportunities. And while my time here has been brief, I have some bits of wisdom acquired from the locals to impart upon you all…
Transplantation and Acclimation: Tips for Surviving Gay DC
No One is Ever Going to Meet You Anywhere Outside the NW
For those of you who aren’t in the know, DC is divided into four geographic quadrants, NW, NE, SW and SE. The gaybourhoods, Dupont Circle, Logan Circle and the U Street Corridor are all located in the NW, as are most of the bars. But occasionally, a random friend will invite you out to a new hot club in the NE or a chill lounge on the East Hill. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT fall for it. Essentially, it’s like someone saying to come out to Kitsilano (sorry Saleem) for a rockin good time. These offers will only bring you lame times with sketchy Metro rides.
The 6th Annual Oscar Party at Brian & Donovan’s was bigger and better than ever. From sexy photos on the red carpet to hilarious oscar award presentations , the event was golden.
Aside from watching the actual Oscar’s, fabulous bevvies and appies were served, while various projects were underway in a few of the rooms. These include a few hilarious videos and photoshoots, so stay tuned in the month ahead as they are released!
Adam did his annual improvised commentary on what everyone’s votes were and how they placed in terms of the Oscar awards pool, while I unveiled my 2nd Annual Oscar video presentation, made specifically for the event as well.
Check it out!
Be sure to also check out the photos taken that night. Click Here.