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Out of Gas

In: Behind The Cast, Reader Submissions

GAS, we all have it, and those that “don’t” are lying. When food is broken down by our digestive system, gasses are released and expelled. Just because it is a natural process, does not mean that there isn’t etiquette that should be practiced when we fart. Let’s face it everyone, it stinks and no one wants to smell it. Even if you think yours doesn’t smell too bad, trust me, others will disagree. Plus, consider how we go about sensing odors: basically, the gas particle from someone’s butt is entering your nose, makes contact with your olfactory cells and is then sensed by your body. Not exactly romantic, is it?

Farting was funny on occasion when you were a kid, and at one point I’m sure everyone was blamed for a smell they did not emit, or blamed someone else for the bomb they dropped. Some still think farting is funny. But, as we get older, I think everyone can practice some control of our gas- most of the time anyway. I think it’s likely unhealthy to try to hold it in too long, and gas will happen, but we should try to be kind to others and act responsibly.

Click here for my rules for gas

So… How Hot Are Your Nuts Again?

In: Behind The Cast, Jonny

Let me just say this, I am a total knowledge freak. I wanna know shit, and I’ll ask just about anyone. In fact, a few years ago, one of my ex-boyfriends said that a key attribute of mine that constantly drove him nuts was that I had “so many questions.” I still say the break up was mainly his fault because he was a backwards tool and overall schmuck (circa 2007).

But I digress…

While randomly flipping through some newspapers/magazines/online dailies for my weekday radio show, I came across some very useful knowledge. Or at the very least, a convo-starter when you’re hammered and have nothing to say to the guy that you’re interested in but who’s unfortunately boring, but “hotandnowwhatamIgoingtosay…”

It’s all about men:

* The average man gets FIVE boners each night. (Lucky us!)

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Last Friday night was SUPPOSED to be an “easy one” in for the Homorazzi cast… then, we found out our studly friend Jeff was beer boying at 1181 so we thought we’d head down for a quick drink there. Ten minutes after that decision was made, we were informed that Landon was djing at Maxine’s Hideaway… so we figured we’d throw that into the mix. And, as I’m sure it’s happened to many of you before, one thing led to another and suddenly the O was the final destination for the evening. So, after a magnum of some terribly low-priced wine, we headed out for 3 dollar shots of fireball and the infamous Odyssey free-pour. As friends dropped off and found their own warm bodies for the night, one writer was left alone to his own machinations… which apparently meant heading home with a 30-something ginger he’d met the weekend previous. What follows is the conversation between said writer and a fellow Homorazzite via iPhone texting the following morning as he awoke to the nightmare of all nightmares. Enjoy the misery!

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I Never Came ‘OUT’ Technically

In: Behind The Cast, Redd

I never really came out. I was basically yanked out of the closet by my mother one day by asking me indirectly if I was gay. Which I really didn’t have a problem with since I wasn’t intending to come out anyhow. What I was didn’t affect my relationship with my family or my feeling of acceptance.

I was raised a born-again christian most of my life and internally I battled with coming out. My issues were not really so much about what other people thought but what I personally believed was right (ok maybe a little of what people thought but that was secondary). Religion and my beliefs made this battle difficult. Everything I realized that I was, was everything my religion told me was wrong and immoral. Through the years my beliefs have changed…I began to question religion and the many loopholes it had. I mean seriously….if God loves everyone, how come these religious people say he doesn’t love gays? Since when did the word ‘everyone’ have an exception…isn’t that the point of the word is that it encompasses all?

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Candid MSN Coversations: Redd n’ Topher

In: Behind The Cast, Redd, Topher

Ever wonder what the Homorazzi cast talks or rants about on instant messenger at home, at work, or on our iPhones? According to the daily polls, 32% of you want to hear more about our personal lives. Here’s a conversation Topher and Redd had yesterday:

Redd says:

finding a clothed pic of myself is a challenge lol

topher says:

haha, hooker
what do you need it for?

Redd says:

I’m writing a short post of my uneventful coming out lol
my mother asked me if i was dating the guy i moved in with
and i said yes
that was it lol

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NOT Vancouver’s Next Gay Top Model

In: Adam, Behind The Cast

Well, it all came to an end last night. The culmination of months of photo shoots, a dozen scarcely covering outfits juxtaposed by a myriad of glittering accessories, an abundance of angry/loving/supercilious/inquisitive blogs, and more makeup than Tammy Faye Baker on her worst day- this competition saw its explosive finale last night at Celebrities night club. How did I do? Well, my fancy Microsoft Paint “photoshopped” profile pic up there should give you a clue ;)

The crown- I refuse to call it a tiara… too easy- was passed from last year’s winner, Aaron Ursacki, to a beaming Calan Breckon.

Now, there will be a lot of articles out there covering the facts of the evening and of the process up to this point, so I thought I’d throw a personal wrench into the story- something’s got to come out of me letting them put that much spray paint on my face (the eyeliner STILL won’t come out… who just has baby oil lying around their house?? I mean really, it’s not even condom-friendly… what’s the point?)

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Karma Cent My Way?

In: Behind The Cast, Reader Submissions

I had a rather odd encounter the other day.

It started with a very slow morning. I woke up to pouring rain and did not want to get out of bed. I hit the snooze a few times; dragged my butt downstairs; made my lunch, and ate some All Bran Strawberry Bites. I read my mail, caught up on the news some and did a few Ebay searches (my usual routine to let you know). I spent more time on my computer than usual before heading upstairs to shower and get ready for work. I’m glad I was extra slow today, showing up to work at 9 AM rather than 8 AM because by the time I made it to the door the sun was blazing. Well, it was bright, it wasn’t exactly hot- as we all remember.

I walked nice and slow to work to embrace the sun. My workstation only has some nice, warm, florescent lighting: my office only has windows in the bosses’ offices and in the meeting/boardrooms. I’ve spent many years now missing out on sunlight. Not only from living in the rainy city of Vancouver, but also because for my master’s I worked in a lab- under a gym- with zero access to those occasional rays of sun.

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Homorazzi’s Top Model Spoof

In: Behind The Cast, Videos

As you may or may not know, yesterday was the finale to Vancouver’s Next Gay Top Model, featuring our own Adam as one of the 9 finalists. It was hosted by Mathieu Chantelois, with special performances by Armstrong Jr., Jaylene Jerome Mandrake, mArte, Peter Breeze, Sambe, DJ Zach Shore, our own DJ Landon James and co-hosted by our own Jonny Staub… AND, a surprise presentation from

Congratulations to Calan, who was the winner of Vancouver’s Next Gay Top Model, with Joel and our very own ADAM who were the runners up!  

So, back to the surprise… Homorazzi was asked by the the event organizer to put together a Top Model “spoof” for the event, and we graciously accepted the request. The following video is the Homorazzi cast’s version of ANTM- hope you enjoy it!
Who do you think will be sent home? Find out…!

** Click the ‘HQ’ button below to view the video in higher quality **

What show should we spoof next?

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