I’m going to preface this post by saying that I have had a rotten day so if I’m a bit more sour than usual I apologize in advice (sorta). Not only that but we had to cancel our weekly viewing party chez house of D because they’re changing the pipes, in short it was already a bad scene here. Then you throw on one of the most bizarre, most useless episodes of Drag Race that I have ever seen and it pretty much solidifies the day as garbage. Honestly what the heck was that nonsense we watched tonight? Now I understand the USA is going through an election year and it’s very current but honestly, the only people I know who can make Drag and Politics work are Joan-E and Hedy Fry.
Now that Willam is gone (for reasons we’re still wondering about) the air in the work room is a bit lighter? Mainly because Phi Phi is a bit less sour. There’s confetti being thrown, and few funny insults and an ass imprint on the mirror. She Mail comes up and it’s another nonsense speech that doesn’t make sense, but you get the feel of the challenge. For the mini challenge the queen had to design a shoe that fit with a Absolut Cocktail they were paired with. I’ll cut it short and just tell you that Phi Phi won for making actually some pretty cute fruit platforms. I don’t even think she won anything did she? (someone correct me please). After the mini challenge it was time for the main challenge, which was to compete for the nomination of the Wig party, so the had to come up with a platform. Honestly it was so stupid, and so dumb because politics are tricky. If you don’t know anything about politics and debate, don’t even try to pretend. Which is why even though I HATED what Chad Michaels did, I understood why he did it.
OOOOOK BEYONCE! After tonight’s episode there is only one question on everyone’s lips… WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO WILLAM? Before I get to that let’s recap this week. It was all about FRENEMIES, which is a topic I know a lot about, hell half of the bitches on this site are my frenemies (whatever.) Each of the final 6 were set up to a lie detector, made to answer questions and we paired up with the opposite: Latrice with Willam, Chad with Dida and (shock of all shock) Phi Phi with Sharon. As a duo they had to sing live to a song called So Much Better, so you know exactly what kind of a performance it was going to be. A club style cabaret performance, cute choreography, some singing and call it a day.
Oh the main stage Ru looked AMAZING and was joined by Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Tilly and Lucian Piane (Ru’s producer) As the queens started performing they actually did pretty good. Latrice and Willam were hilarious, Dida and Chad were great (their voices are SO low) and Phi Phi and Sharon…well they didn’t do so well. They tried so hard and it was surprising because Phi Phi is actually a great singer. Latrice and Willam were named the winners while Sharon and Phi Phi were asked lip sync. It was the battle of the decade and it would’ve been a shame to see either go.
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 star (and guest on 30 other television shows) Willam, alongside two incredibly popular performers in the U.S. Detox and Vicki Vox released a parody endorsement video today. Set to the tune of “Hold On” with rap from “Waterfalls” I find it incredibly catchy and have been humming it all morning.
We don’t have Chick-fil-A up here so I can’t comment on the taste of said chain, but they are really really REALLY crazy against homos and such. Check it out below, can you spot Willam’s beard (I’M KIDDING!) Everyone look lovely!
Don’t forget tonight is Drag Race, Willam has made it to the top 6 and is becoming a fan favourite with his sharp tongue. Let’s see if he can hold on…(no pun intended) Follow me on twitter as I’ll be live tweeting the show @TommyD and the rest of the boys here @Homorazzi.
Our Valentines Day-themed pics were such a hit, we decided to do it for St. Patrick’s Day too. For one day of the year, everyone channels their inner Irishman to join in the festivities. Whether it’s enjoying a pint of green beer, sipping on a McDonald’s shamrock shake or wearing a splash of green, most people do a little sumthin’ sumthin’ on March 17. As a side note, did you know blue was the color originally associated with St. Patty’s day before green took over. Interesting, right? I just can’t imagine drinking blue beer. LOL. As if green liquid is any more appealing.
I personally love this day for a multitude of reasons. One, even if it’s midweek, people love to party this day. Two, I can pull out my awful Irish accent without too much judgment (too much being the operative words). And thirdly, green is one of my favorite colors. So, wearing a splash of green isn’t a lot of effort and actually suits my skin tone. Hopefully, you enjoy our pics. Can’t wait to snap our Easter-themed pics. I call the glittery bunny ears.
Before I start this week’s recap I’ve gotta do a bit of a disclaimer. Last week after a wonderful interview with Milan she came to the site, read my review and made it very clear on my Facebook that she was not happy. Then like a bit of a coward I deleted the post, and even was tempted to change up the review in the hopes of maybe making her not be so angry. After about a minute I decided that deleting the post on FB and wanting to change it was silly, and I come to my disclaimer. To everyone on this show and every other show that we recap, we are giving our super sassy review and honest opinions of what we see on television. You are all wanting to be stars and think you are all fabulous…until someone tells you that you’re not, and then you get angry. If you cannot accept criticism and even an insult, don’t be on TV! And for myself, I’m only judging what I see on television and until I have some sort of interaction with you in real life I will ONLY talk about what you’ve done on the show. GOT IT?
This week on Drag Race we are left with lucky 7. The mini challenge this week was about reading, because it is what? REALLY embarrassing if they aren’t good. Like Phi Phi, oh girl. It was just painful. After a pretty painful library session, Latrice was named the winner and got to chose who gets what magazine. Oh yes, the challenge this week was to created your own Dragazine. It wasone of the weakest and lamest challenges I’ve ever seen on this show. What the heck does this have to do with being a Drag Superstar? So random. Anyway, it was all pretty weak so let’s just talk about the drama. Jiggly got health & fitness (shady Latrice heh) and everyone told her to do funny…except Phi Phi who told her to do it seriously if she believes in it.
When you think of drag queens what do you think of? I know for me personally (and I can say this because I am one) we’re beautiful clowns. That’s really all we are. We wear face paint, and dress is coloured hair, and wear funny outfits, entertain people and get them to cheer or laugh. It is with this feeling that you have to go to Drag Queens on Trial because it’s just a few clowns on stage.
I don’t really know what the play is about, because the plot of it got completely lost due to the fact that no one really knew their lines except for Doug Millar, who was the best out of the cast, which also consisted of Chris Bolton/Conni Smudge and Lance Sandover playing the youngest drag queen out of the three. Each of them are standing trial for being a drag queen, I don’t really know why. Then they are in front of mirrors talking about life as a drag queen, not being let into bars, having sex for money, etc. I don’t know this play was a mess. Breaking character, messing up lines, I mean it was like a really funny drag show.
Yeah, that wasn’t the title of the episode but I thought it was WAY more fitting due to the Wet T Shirt contest and Pride (“Let’s Get Soakin Wet” is one of the biggest pride songs ever!)
We had a lot in this episode: A lot about the history of pride, a lot of Willam being absolutely brilliant (YES! I said it, so there), a lot of Jiggly’s forehead and a lot of shade from dearly departed Kenya Michaels.
The mini challenge this week was awesome! Wet T-Shirt contest. Each of the queens had to wear new tits courtesy of boobsforqueens.com. Those boobs are so expensive – have you BEEN to that site? Almost $1000 – HELLEAU! After watching the girls get drenched, my money was on DiDa and Willam. Willam mainly because well let’s face it, he’s a big ho (said with love gir), and Dida cause those tits were bouncing all over the place.
This is what it’s all about. The Snatch Game is the episode where we are going to be separating the boys from the true queens. To impersonate a character is tricky. You have to make sure you choose one that has a quirk that you can really play up. If you take a character and just make them a disaster that’s not cute as we saw. But I’m getting a bit ahead of myself so let’s start at the beginning.
The mini challenge this week had to do with chickens. I don’t really know it was kind of silly. Phi Phi won and got a phone call home, but she gave it to Chad to call his partner because it was their anniversary. Cute.
Enough about the mini challenge because this was ALL about the Snatch Game. Some of the stars they chose were great, and some were bad…