Last week, Team Lesbos almost got Team Cowboys booted by beating them to the pitstop. Lucky for those two farm studs it was a non-elimination round, but they will have to complete a speed bump in this episode to make up for it. There are six teams left – away we go!
The teams have to board a 2am ocean charter to the airport, then they’re off to Penang, Malaysia to find the Snake Temple for their next clue. Lucky for Team Dad & Daughter, it’s somewhere warm as they don’t have any other clothes anymore, having forgotten their bags behind. The Daddies (as Caite refers to the Detectives) and The Models, reaffirm their unified quest to get The Lesbians out. Caite says she’s gonna “U-Turn the shit out of them.”
Miss-Probably-Voted-Yes-On-Prop-8 Teen California certainly needs to turn down the bitch factor against The Lesbians.
This episode has a lot to do with cabs. Seriously, this is one reason why I think I would stress out too much on this show. Too much is riding on the cab driver you get. “Your cab can cost you $1 million,” as Louie puts it at some point during the episode (or $500,000 after tax). Anyway…
Oh how I love spending two hours with Sharon Osbourne & Cyndi Lauper every week, and yes, even on Easter. I’m being sarcastic – but those two do make this show though. So, after last week’s episode, the teams are brought back in the boardroom right away and have to pick a project manager on the spot. Michael Johnson immediately says caveman-governor Rod (who can’t type or text) for the men, while Victoria’s Secret model, Selita Ebanks volunteers herself.
Well, things are a bit different in this episode as Trump tries to shake things up a bit (contrary to his famously retarded hair-do). For the first time in Apprentice history, the Project Manager will not be physically working with their teams. In fact, Rod & Selita have to immediately leave right away on a plane to an undisclosed location. Their limo picks them up and away they go. They arrive in Orlando, Florida. The task is to create & present a three dimensional interactive display to Harry Potter Fans, as they promote the newest attraction at Universal Orlando.
Looks like the Easter Bunny isn’t the only thing hopping around today – a 7.2 earthquake shook up Baja California, Mexico this afternoon at approximately 3:40pm. This place is approximately 19 miles southeast of Mexicali, where magnitude 3.0 quakes have been occurring all week. There were several after shocks reported, but not deaths or serious injuries have been reported at this point – thank God.
Eerie. I just watched 2012 yesterday and obviously a lot of the movie shows California getting rocked by quakes…but on a more extreme level. Earthquakes are one of my biggest fears. I used to have nightmares about them all the time.
You think this is the big one or is California expecting another big one in the near future?
Okay, so Tommy has been MUCH better at these fitness updates than I have. Good job, Tommy! Actually, one of our loyal readers (Jared) commented on an article a while back, calling me on my lack of updates on this. Haha. So here’s an update, a few months from the start date. Three to be exact. To be fair, the Olympics were smack dab in the middle of this, as was my birthday and apparently every other friend’s bday as well, so I know I could have done better. That being said, I’m quite happy with my results so far with Rick Bulley, my personal trainer from Steve Nash | Fitness World. The first few months we were focusing on building muscle size – so heavier weights, fewer reps type thing. Recently, we’ve switch to focus on toning, so more reps at a lower weight. We also have incorporated TRX on one of the training days as well which I really love.
The figures don’t lie. Diet is more than half the battle. If you’re not eating right and your drinking beer celebrating the Olympics, you’ll pay for it. So that’s what I noticed. My lower abs paid the price for all of that. Now, I’m focusing on eating better, getting back into my interval runs, and lucky for me, soccer is starting up in May as well. I’m gonna rip it up so that my next update will have some more exciting new results. Along with summer being around the corner, I’ve had some extra inspiration lately along with some fresh hot tunes to keep me pumped.
Can’t keep up with the latest & greatest songs & remixes? I know, it can be tough if you don’t have a gay roommate DJ like me. Even then, what do I do when he’s not around? Well, thank goodness I was informed about this App: GIRL. There’s a website with the live internet radio station, but there’ also an iPhone App too! The best remixes, the hottest songs – all with the push of a button on your phone. Great for working out, or if you’re having people over and are worried about preparing a party iTunes playlist. No need. Plug your iPhone (or iTouch or iPad) in, and presto.
YOU GO G.I.R.L. – There’s an APP for that!
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Get your glasses ready because another 3D movie hits the big screens today, and I had the chance to check it out earlier this week: Clash of the Titans. Sam Worthington who made his big break on Avatar, is back with his second big blockbuster as the lead in this war between the gods and man. Wiki explains the remake of this 1981 (when I was born) film much better than I could.
In ‘Clash of the Titans,’ the ultimate struggle for power pits men against kings and kings against gods. But the war between the gods themselves could destroy the world. Born of a god but raised as a man, Perseus (Sam Worthington) is helpless to save his family from Hades (Ralph Fiennes), vengeful god of the underworld. With nothing left to lose, Perseus volunteers to lead a dangerous mission to defeat Hades before he can seize power from Zeus (Liam Neeson) and unleash hell on earth. Leading a daring band of warriors, Perseus sets off on a perilous journey deep into forbidden worlds. Battling unholy demons and fearsome beasts, he will only survive if he can accept his power as a god, defy his fate and create his own destiny.
Just when you think you can’t love Chelsea Handler any more than you already do, and can’t dislike Michelle McGee anymore either, this happens. Michelle McGee, as you recall, is that tattooed Nazi bimbo floozy that was Jesse James’ “mistress” behind Sandra Bullock’s marriage blind side. Well, recently, Chelsea Handler had said that McGee “doesn’t read magazines and she basically has one on her face.”
In response, McGee had written on her Facebook: “Use some of that botox from your forehead and used it on your flabby underarm skin.”
To which Handler wittily replies in the following video. Her opening line? “First of all, look at my forehead you dumb bitch!”
Check it out. It’s amazeballs!
Ok, we all know Adam Bouska’s NOH8 Campaign right? Well, a guy named Steven Paul just crapped all over it. Literally. He says:
“One day last week I was on Facebook and I came across another fucking (NOH8) picture and I’m like, ‘Ahhhhh! I’m sick of seeing it. I get it guys, I get it. I wanted to come up with something that was a slap in the face to this fucking campaign. I just thought this is a clever play on words, it’s disgusting, and it will get peoples’ attention.”
That’s right, this campaign is full of pictures with people with crap on their face in, suggestive poses, and it’s totally disgusting. Sure, I understand his point that the NOH8 turned into a lot of glammed up self promotion for a lot of familiar faces, and really, not a lot of action. But, does this help anything at all? Hell no. This is a total insult to gays and everyone fighting for equality, in my opinion. Instead of putting all the effort into publishing that revolting garbage, the Steven Paul could have come up with something that actually helps, and perhaps something more clever than Adam Bouska’s for that matter. If he wants to challenge Adam Bouska’s campaign for it’s flaws, the least this guy can do is man up and come up with something at all useful himself.