Filed under: Donovan, TV Shows
Author: Donovan
Date: Nov 8, 2012
At the top of last night’s X Factor episode, it was announced a HUGE twist was coming our way. Before they said it, I knew they were bringing someone back. The second Demi Lovato eliminated Jillian Jensen aka cutter girl, I was keeping my fingers crossed she would be the Melanie Amaro of this season. Sadly, she wasn’t and instead Diamond White was the lucky recipient of a second lifeline. I like Diamond, but would’ve preferred Jillian. Speaking of White, didn’t those earrings look like they weighed ten pounds each. Poor girl’s earlobes.
While tonight didn’t feature any exposed areolas aka wardrobe malfunction, on Khloe Kardashian’s part, there were a few hiccups. Most notably on Britney’s part. When it was her cue to introduce her first contestant, she was completely lost. Then when Khloe reminded her, all Brit said was Arin Ray’s name. No kind words or build up to the performance, but just his name. LOL. I love Britney unedited. It’s those gems that make watching Spears live worth it.
Thankfully, tonight the sound engineers modulated the music perfectly. Everyone’s performance sounded much better with the correct settings. This week’s theme was at the movies which meant a track from The Bodyguard for sure. Given the young age of most of the contestants, a few Twilight tracks were thrown in for good measure. Check out this week’s Top 13 in action below, plus find out what name the manufactured girl group aka LYLAS aka 1432 choose from all of America’s suggestions.
Song: “American Boy” by Estelle
Movie: Obsessed
Really, you’re picking a song from Beyonce’s Fatal Attraction-lite film, Obsessed??? Ridiculous. Vocally, he’s not the best, but he’s so damn adorable. Clearly, Britney is trying to mold him into the next Usher. Sadly, he’s not there yet. He comes off as a poor man’s Usher/Ne-Yo/ and even Chris Brown. It’s appropriate the checker flags were waving around. I think his finish line is just around the corner.
Song: “Take My Breath Away” by Berlin
Movie: Top Gun
Much better than last week’s Haddaway trainwreck. Loved her entrance from the ceiling, but the wind machine was not her friend tonight. First, it gave an unflattering view of her nude panties as she was coming down, then her gown got caught in her strappy leather shoulder pads. Poor girl, it took forever for her backup dancer to finally fix it. Even with the improvement, I don’t think she’s going to last long. Even the producers are using her as cannon fodder. Last week, Paige went first with Arin Ray second. This week, the spots were reversed. Typically to be fair, the performance order is flipped around for the next week. At least, that’s how they do it on American Idol.
Song: “When A Man Loves a Woman” by Percy Sledge
Movie: When A Man Loves a Woman
I really don’t like Vino. When he first auditioned, I loved his voice, but since then his attitude as turned me off. This week he earned some points back with his fantastic performance. Then in true douchey fashion, he lost all good favor during his critique. Dude started to high-five audience members as Simon Cowell was praising him. It’s one thing to do that to Demi, LA or even Britney, but not Cowell. Sooooooo disrespectful.
Song: “Mu Girl” by The Temptations, “California Gurls” by Katy Perry, “What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction
Movie: My Girl, Katy Perry: Part of Me
I’m going to sound like a thirteen year old girl here, but OMG, they were like the bestest right? In all seriousness, I think it was pure genius to use the beat from One Direction’s “What Makes You Beautiful” for the Katy Perry/Temptations mashup. These boys don’t even need flashy choreography or fancy threads. All they have to do is bop up and down the stage to illicit screams and votes. Emblem3 will definitely make the Final 3 and the Billboard charts soon after.
Song: “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls
Movie: City of Angels
Beatrice was already my favorite on Britney’s team and finding out she has two lesbian parents further solidified that. She’s so likeable. That said, her vocals were a bit off and was a tad painful to listen to. Initially, I was excited about the song choice, but it went downhill after that. To boot her wardrobe wasn’t flattering in the least. She looked like Joey on that episode of Friends when he went into Chandler’s closet and wore everything he owned at the same time.
Song: “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Movie: Crossroads
Why Britney didn’t point out that she did a cover of “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” for her debut movie Crossroads is beyond me? Did she forget she starred in the movie and sang the song? I wouldn’t put it past her. Instead she chooses to say only one word to Jennel which was “hot, hot, hot”. Yup, I know it’s three words, but to Brit it’s one. God bless her little heart. While I personally loved Jennel’s killer performance, I agree with LA and Simon that it was a little too copycat.
Song: “Wanted Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi
Movie: Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
Is it me or did the bull outline on the screens remind anyone of BBQ sauce? If this singing thing doesn’t work out for Tate, he should really look into endorsing a line of smokey BBQ sauce. By far, it was my favorite performance of his. Being the only country artist, plus giving a solid performance, Tate isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.
Song: “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” by Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke
Movie: Mary Poppins
Loved the concept of urbanizing this classic Disney track, but WTF was up with their styling. As fellow writer Tommy said on his Facebook, don’t dress like Alice in Wonderland when singing a song from Mary Poppins. Definitely a missed opportunity to have pimped out umbrellas flying all over the place. Come to think of it, they could’ve done a mashup with Rihanna’s “Umbrella” with “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”. That would’ve been tiiiiiiiiight. Even though Lyric Da Queen is clearly still the star of the group, the other two didn’t come off as glorified backup rappers this week. Side note, does anyone else thing Lyric looks like a gangsta version of Aaliyah?
Song: “I Have Nothing” by Whitney Houston
Movie: The Bodyguard
The second they introduced Diamond, I knew she was tackling a track from The Bodyguard. You all know, I’m not a fan of repeating songs and that’s exactly what she did. She actually did a better job of “I Have Nothing” during Boot Camp. This version was all over the place. Why the judges praised it was pure insanity. Britney said she channeled Whitney Houston, but I’m sorry. If Whit was watching, she would’ve changed the channel and flicked over to Lifetime to watch her daughter’s reality series instead. While watching her, I cattily said to Matt that she looked like a black lesbian Liberace to which he responded… Lesborace. LOL.
Song: Eye of the Tiger
Movie: Rocky III
OH NO… the cheetah face prints are back. Last week, she looked like Kesha. This week, she sounded like the “Tik Tok” singer. Didn’t she sound like she was sing-speaking “Eye of the Tiger” instead of singing it? Even though it’s not the direction Demi probably wants her to go, I would’ve preferred a ballad from CeCe. She killed “I Will Always Love You” during Boot Camp.
Song: “It Will Rain” by Bruno Mars
Movie: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Thankfully, Britney didn’t use one of her old music videos or live performances as inspiration for Carly Rose this week. Imagine “It Will Rain” with a snake around Carly Rose’s neck. YIKES. So far, it’s the only performance I’ve liked from Carly Rose. Kids who act too maturely beyond their years freak me out. I call it the Dakota Fanning syndrome. Remember how creepy she was when she was a precocious young child actor? She was an old lady trapped in a child’s body. Benjamin Button all the way.
Song: “I Believe I Can Fly” by R. Kelly
Movie: Space Jam
Yes, it was cabaret and lounge singer-esque, but I LOVED it. What do you expect Jason Brock to do? He’s a flaming queen who loves singing ballads. This is, to quote a reality show cliché, staying true to himself. That said, I almost spit out my food when Simon said he was a waiter at an Italian restaurant who all of a sudden broke out into song. That’s the Cowell, I fell in love with on Idol. Hopefully, Jason sticks around. Ashamedly, I look forward to his performances.
Song: “A Thousand Years” by Christina Perri
Movie: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Fifth Harmony, huh? Not the best name, but a million times better than 1432. Vocally, they were pitch perfect and in a different league tonight. Hell, they even harmonized more than they usually do. I really hope America warms up to them. Besides Jennel and Emblem3, they’re the other act I’m rooting for. Bring it home girls.
It’s a little hard predicting the bottom two this week. Not that everyone was great, and no one deserves to go, but it’s the first week of public votes. I’m thinking it’s between Arin Ray, Paige Thomas, LYRIC 145, Jason Brock and Beatrice Miller. I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s going to be Paige Thomas and Beatrice Miller with the latter going home (insert sad face). What do you think? Sound off below.
hizi
November 8th, 2012 at 8:47 am
Diamond SH!TS an ALL of them…..just to be clear. Ok her look that evening was good and bad at the same time….but it was still classy.
And Jason will be kicked this or next week. His vocal range is so limited….yes the voice is strong but it’s always one tone when he sings.
I think Demi trys to sabotage CeCe a bit….I mean the song choices are horrendous. She could not really show off her great voice.
And even though I HATE Carly Rose…that performance was actually really good.
The ones that should leave like RIGHT NOW are Emblem3. Those guys are getting on my nerves since their first audition. They are not cute and they act like monkeys on the stage…they are all over the place….and ONE place is already too much!!!
JimmyMackey
November 8th, 2012 at 9:25 am
Of those who deserve to go home, I think it is about half of the competition. Arin Ray, CeCe Frey, Diamond White, Jason Brock and Paige Thomas and Jennel Garcia are my least favorite. Carly Rose Sonenclar hit it out of the park though, didn’t she? I mean, no one soloist could hold a candle to her that night. Normally, I watch the show with my DISH coworker, but I was home and I couldn’t resist watching live. Most of the time my schedule is erratic, but I use my Hopper from DISH to automatically record all of the four major networks at night with PrimeTime Anytime. That way I don’t miss any of my favorite shows like X Factor because the timer didn’t get set.
André Dias
November 8th, 2012 at 11:50 am
Britney and Simon are the best judges when it comes to give the right direction for their singers. By the way, it is one word, but said 3 times :p
Arin Ray – vocally weak and his cuteness does me nothing. There should have been no need to wild card Diamond back.
Paige Thomas – better than last week, I reiterate everything what you said.
Vino Alan – What he did didn’t bothered me as much as it did to you. I liked the performance but I’m still expecting more.
Emblem3 – I don’t like these guys. Last week I admit they were AMAZING, the best ones. This week, they were still great, but they didn’t do it for me. Vocally they don’t freeze me in awe.
Beatrice Miller – Definitely better than last week, but still weak. I’m disappointed, she, Carly and Fifth Harmony were my favorites, but I’ removing her from that category for now. I really really hope she does better next time, if she gets a next time.
Jennel Garcia – I liked it but I agree with the copycat comment.
Tate Stevens – Solid performance, yes, but Meh, really. It didn’t awe me.
Lyric 145 – I’m gonna grab a Britney line “I was not expecting that” I really really liked it! And your Umbrella idea awesome !!!! :D
Diamond White – After her sing off last week, this was ant-climatic :/
CeCe Frey – I really don’t know what to say…Misused vocals ! That’s it!
Carly Rose Sonenclar – What’s the problem people have with Carly? Is it because she’s a pretty girl? Is it because she is talented? Is it because she is probably smart too? Is it because she has manners? It it because she has it all? Is it that? Yes, she has maturity beyond her years, so what? In what way is that wrong? Don’t forget she STILL IS 13 years old, and to be able to do what she does, just what an incredible amount of work must be behind it ! This is her dream and just because she can do it so clearly well, she’s becoming an underdog. It’s ridiculous. She doesn’t have a sob story and because she has it all, people want to strip her down to nothing. That’s all I can comprehend of how some people talk about her.
Amazing performance, second best of the night. She is meant to be on the stage alone, there’s no need of anything else. When she sings she sucks all the attention to her.
Jason Brock – I agree with Simon here. But it still way better than some performances.
Fifth Harmony – My favorite of the night. The harmonies, omg ! Perfect.
Tyson
November 8th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Why is there all these elaborate stage gimmicks for all the performances? I feel like they would take way to long to set up, plus they distract from what should actually happen. I fully believe that, had Cece, been standing still, her performance would have benefited.
justin
November 8th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
omg i wish they would talk to the stylist and tell them to stop overdressing some of the contestants. demi threw some shade with her little comment about saying how everyone in fifth harmony are strong singers and that is what is DIFFERENT about them compared to other girl groups. emblem 3 needs to go home since they sound horrible, cant dance and act like jackasses on stage and when la reid said they were perfect it just reinforced the idea that he is a useless piece of shit that needed to be fired and paula and nicole should have stayed. lyric 145 was fun and im still a fan of paige thomas.
justin
November 8th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
BTW UK series is way better.
Matt
November 8th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
Yay! Donovan’s back! :P
Matt
November 8th, 2012 at 8:38 pm
omg. Lesborace. forgot about that gem.
m
November 8th, 2012 at 9:49 pm
demi is getting on my nerves..
HarryR
November 9th, 2012 at 2:34 am
2nd that m. And I like Emblem3
hege
November 9th, 2012 at 6:53 am
Carly Rose Sonenclar will win! whoever wrote the review above has somekinda problems, I can tell.