Soccer Is Officially Gay

With the World Cup taking the focus of sports for the month (and our focus for daily hotties), the sport has taken this opportunity to be up front about it’s sexuality. Here’s an excerpt from the video broadcast you’re about to watch:

“Soccer has come out of the closet to tell the world it’s gay…Soccer is about a bunch of guys running around, trying not touching a polk-a-dot ball with their hands.”

Gotta love The Onion. Check out the breaking news on a sport that’s all about “balls”, playing “the field”, “making passes,” and “blowing” whistles. All the signs were there – how did we not know?!