Let me preface this post by saying that I am an UBER Lambert fan…I think we’re called GALMBERTS correct? I caught on a bit late this season, but have never jumped on a bandwagon faster than I did the Adam Lambert bandwagon. Yes he’s gorgeous, yes he’s a sister, but the bottom line to all of this is…YES HE CAN SING!
Sadly, that isn’t the only thing that is going to matter in this year’s Idol decision. It’s true that it’s not all about the voice. You need stage presence, a good look, you gotta be charming and approachable. Check all four for Adam Lambert. He’s got it all, but he’s also got one more thing…
HE IS GAY!
I know what you’re thinking, how typical getting behind the nelly. Say what you will, but this is probably the first year that American Idol actually found one! They found a star. One of my good friends, legendary Drag Diva Joan-E, even went as far as saying he is Freddie Mercury re-incarnated. I can totally see that, and I’m sure everyone else does. The bitch has talent, can hit high notes, wears wicked threads, kills every performance, and even had Cowell give him a standing ovation which, if my memory serves me correctly, he’s never given a performer who isn’t already a star.
But, HE IS GAY!
What’s the big deal right? Well, that little tidbit might be the reason he does not win this year’s idol competition. I honestly STILL don’t think America is ready for it. Kris (who I think fucking sucks sweaty balls…and not in a good way) is apparently a major religion guy right? I don’t really know cause I don’t care about him, but from what I’ve been reading it’s sexuality vs. religion…
Not to mention that America has only gotten it right a couple times…they are kinda bad at picking their Idol! Hello, the only two that were any good are Kelly and Carrie. Like Ruben, Taylor Hicks, Jordin Sparks, David Cook..puhleeze they were all second rate to the real talents. TAYLOR HICKS, that one still makes me laugh. He’s like 500 years old…haha what a douche. FOCUS!
So, I guess what I’m saying is this. I really want Adam Lambert to win. I think everyone does…but I’m honestly not going to be surprise if he doesn’t.
God, I REALLY hope I’m proved wrong. That would be SO fucking cool if the winner was a ‘mo!
OH and a sidenote, how much did the IDOL finale suck in general? How underwhelming. The Idol song sucks so hard, stupid 4th judge. Simon was trying so hard not to diss her. That’s one thing I like about Canadian Idol, is the winners song doesn’t suck SO bad. But Canadian Idol sucks in general. Remember Ryan Malcolm… what a geek. CANCON…right Jonny? FOCUS!
If Adam Lambert loses…I will never ever ever EVER again watch that show as long as I live for real. And I will have even less faith in the brains of Americans than I do now…Sorry Kevin.