Hey hookers, I’m back with my weekly crushes. Since my last post featured two brothers, I decided to take last week off- loosely translated, I was busy moving ya’ll. This week’s object of my affection is hottie mctottie, Nick Zano. Even though, I’ve always found Nick cute, it took a shirtless scene in ABC’s “Cougar Town” that got me really riled up.
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The 31-year old actor first received nationwide notice as Amanda Byne’s love interest in “What I Like About You”. Throughout the years, he’s done random MTV hosting gigs and guest starred on shows like “One Tree Hill” and “7th Heaven”. Though he’s been acting for a few years now, 2009 is turning out to be his breakout year. Earlier this year, he starred in “The Final Destination” and then scored a recurring role as Courteney Cox’s boy toy in one of the season’s breakout hit.
He’s hoping to parlay this attention-grabbing stint into a more permanent gig. Rumors having been swirling that he’s one of the new residents moving into Melrose Place. With the recent evictions of Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Colin Egglesfield, this rumor seems quite plausible. As cute as I think Michael Rady (Jonah Miller) is, the serial needs a super-sexy stud to take residency and bed hop some of the women (and men, if I get my wish). I’m hoping hardcore the producers approve his tenant application stat.
UPDATE: It’s official, Nick is moving to Melrose Place. With the show’s focus to become more lighthearted and fun, look for a lot of gratuitous shirtless scenes of Zano. Sources say, his character will be a doctor at Wilshire Memorial and have a lot of scenes with Lauren and Michael Mancini.
Unfortunately for us homos, Zano likes the va-jay-jay. He’s been romantically linked to his “What I Like About You” co-star Amanda Bynes, “The Hills” star, Kristin Cavallari and even the-not-so-pretty sister of Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff. He must either be big on personality or a big media whore, how else can you explain him dating Haylie after hooking up with Kristin. Even if you think she’s a bitch, Kristin is one hot piece of ass, and that’s coming from a gay man’s mouth. According to Melrose Place speculation, his character gets romantically involved with med-student turned high-class call girl, Lauren. A friend of mine has a theory when white guys date Asian girls, that they’re just one step away from gay-town. Nick, if you ever want to visit gayville, shoot me an email and I’d be more than happy to be your guide.
Is Nick Zano hot or not? or is he just a Nick Lachey look-a-like? Weigh in below with all your comments and feedback.
Here’s a random video montage I found on YouTube of a few of Nick Zano’s career mixed to Lady GaGa’s “Poker Face”