On this week’s Dancing With The Stars, I thought for sure Kelly Monaco and her partner Val Chmerkovskiy were getting the boot. Thankfully for me, I have a few more Monday nights to lust after him. Before he joined the ABC dancing show, his older brother Maks was my crush. That was then and this is now. Who doesn’t like a newer and younger model? I love me some new car smell. His “leather” must feel good and his “stick shift” really easy to handle. LOL. So dirty.

Val (or Valentin as he likes to be called now) joined DWTS on Season 13. Prior to that, he was a decorated ballroom dancer, winning the US championships 14 times over his 15-year dance career. The 26-year-old owns a chain of dancing studios with Maks and Tony Dovolani.

When he’s not sweating it up on the dancefloor, Val is a budding musician. He plays the violin and fancies himself as a rapper. Yup, you read that right. Homeboy has a rap music video titled “White Boy Boogie” and does a good job shaking it. Check it out at the end of this post, after a whackload of pictures. Luckily for us, Val has no hangups showing off his body on Instagram. Get to know this week’s Man Crush below.

Is Val into bondage? I can think of a couple of things I can do with those cables ;)

Glad he’s comfortable posing for an iPhone. Wouldn’t want to deprive the internet of all that hotness.

Giving some attitude in the street.

Some downtime with partner Kelly Monaco.

Those flowers better not be for Kelly. Bring them over my way, along with those purple pants. Me want.

Posing with big bro Maks. Which Chmerkovskiy do you want?

Getting a little frisky with Maks’ girlfriend Peta. If only that towel wasn’t in the way.

I can’t figure out who’s sexier. The Irishman Tristan or my juicy Russian Val. PS. Why are his pants unbuttoned? Hmmmmmmm.

Who knew he played the violin?

An urban Val is a hotter one. Who doesn’t love a bad ass with some swagger?

Good sense of fashion as well. Mind you, anything would look good on him.

WOOF.

I wonder if he helps his friend manscape down there as well? Side note, I’m loving the moles underneath his pecs. Super sexy.

I’d like to snap those suspenders. Who’s a bad boy now?

Awwwww. Helping his buddy move, and shirtless nonetheless. What a good friend.

Val in underwear and a bowtie serving a martini. Talk about nirvana.

Val Cherkovskiy ‘White Boy Boogie’

Check him shake his white boy booty in the clip below. Baby got back, front, side, face, etc…