O. M. God. It’s time to think “Twink” in “this hilarious video by “Straight Up!”, led by Kid & Dandy from Sweden. I have a handful of friends that already do think twink, and my guess is that they’ll be favoriting (or “Like”ing) this video on YouTube in a matter of minutes. In case you are unfamiliar with the term “twink”, according to Urban Dictionary, a twink is “an attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.” That sounds about right. Now, here are some of the lyrics from this awesomely trashy song:

“The only toy, that I enjoy, is young & hung, a boy….I pick a hunk, I wanna funk, and then I get him drunk. Come on I’ll buy ya, baby a drink, twink…twink…twink.”

The chorus has some hilarious lines as well” “It’s a waste of that ass for you to sit. Better let me come sit under it,” and “How’d you get in those jeans they barely fit…better drop them for me just a bit…”

Those aren’t even the dirty lyrics. Despite the cheesiness, the song is very catchy, funny, and the video well shot. It’s worth a watch for sure.

Amazing right? LOL. They also have another catchy track called “Attention Whore“. Of course they do.

I dedicate this article to three of my friends. In the interest of their privacy, one I’ll call “V.H.S.”, another “Ch-na-na”, and the last “Bros Before Hoes”. I also dedicate this to cast member Topher, shown in the photo below:

I think he’s referring to Adam.