Heidi Montag has said that she wanted to replace Megan Fox on Transformers, so naturally she took to her Twitter to audition for the part. You know, because that’s the normal process.

She sends Michael Bay a message on Twitter to check out a video of her in combat to…prove she has what it takes? This chick doesn’t get that no one takes her and her lunatic husband seriously. I think out of spite, they should hire Lauren Conrad to take Megan Fox’s spot. But alas, today it has been confirmed that it’s going to be Victoria Secret Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (pictured above, right). Thank God…not that Montag Monster even had a chance.

Check out Heidi’s audition video. The only guns should she should be in charge of are her boobs. Wait…those are about to pop after her Transformation…on second thought…