Halloween is just around the corner and among the most creative costumes will be a sea of hideous costumes. Here are the Top 10 Most Hideous (slash Offensive or both) Halloween Costumes of all time. I guess just as Cady (Lindsay Lohan) says in Mean Girls, “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”Apparently it’s also a the time when people can wear the most hideous things and no one can say anything about it. Consider what you’re going to wear this year and put a little thought into it.
9. Sex Act Costumes – At what party would this costume be comfortable to wear at? Really. Get this, other versions of this costume include a priest and another one is a man with a child stuck to his crotch. Can you say Pedo!
7. Appliance/Gadget Costumes – These costumes scream geek and not the hot dorky kind. I’ve also seen a toilet costume… why? I guess they want someone to sit on their face? Leave that in the privacy of your own home. Perv!
5. Fat Superheroes – I didn’t know spandex could stretch that much. If you’re going to save lives… you will have to be able to run and fight so muscles are a pre-requisite.
3. Tarzan/Caveman – A typical cliché costume for both fags and douchebags.
1. Angel – What is it that compels gays to put on a pair of angel wings and prance around in their underwear? Enough!