halloween

Halloween is just around the corner and among the most creative costumes will be a sea of hideous costumes. Here are the Top 10 Most Hideous (slash Offensive or both) Halloween Costumes of all time. I guess just as Cady (Lindsay Lohan) says in Mean Girls, “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”Apparently it’s also a the time when people can wear the most hideous things and no one can say anything about it. Consider what you’re going to wear this year and put a little thought into it.

10. Little Hitler – Why would you do this to your child? I wonder where in the world this kid went trick or treating at? When and where would this costume be suitable except for a Glee Club performance.

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9. Sex Act Costumes – At what party would this costume be comfortable to wear at? Really. Get this, other versions of this costume include a priest and another one is a man with a child stuck to his crotch. Can you say Pedo!

8. Pimp Costume – This is neither cool nor funny. Let’s leave these costumes for the rap videos that promote excessive living. If you had all the moneys and the ho’s, get a better costume.

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7. Appliance/Gadget Costumes – These costumes scream geek and not the hot dorky kind. I’ve also seen a toilet costume… why? I guess they want someone to sit on their face? Leave that in the privacy of your own home. Perv!

6. Genitalia Costumes – No matter how pretty your genitals according to your tricks, it’s not a reason to dress like it. All this is saying is that you’re such a dick/prick.

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5. Fat Superheroes – I didn’t know spandex could stretch that much. If you’re going to save lives… you will have to be able to run and fight so muscles are a pre-requisite.

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4. Kids Costume worn by adults – Get a costume that fits. What is up with the mashup of Tigger & Spiderman LOL

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3. Tarzan/Caveman – A typical cliché costume for both fags and douchebags.

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2. Fairy – Ain’t nothin’ dainty about this Fairy. Leave the fairy costumes for the little children and shave your back!

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1. Angel – What is it that compels gays to put on a pair of angel wings and prance around in their underwear? Enough!

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