Filed under: Fashion, Random Reads, Redd
Author: Redd
Date: Oct 9, 2009
Halloween is just around the corner and among the most creative costumes will be a sea of hideous costumes. Here are the Top 10 Most Hideous (slash Offensive or both) Halloween Costumes of all time. I guess just as Cady (Lindsay Lohan) says in Mean Girls, “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”Apparently it’s also a the time when people can wear the most hideous things and no one can say anything about it. Consider what you’re going to wear this year and put a little thought into it.

9. Sex Act Costumes – At what party would this costume be comfortable to wear at? Really. Get this, other versions of this costume include a priest and another one is a man with a child stuck to his crotch. Can you say Pedo!


7. Appliance/Gadget Costumes – These costumes scream geek and not the hot dorky kind. I’ve also seen a toilet costume… why? I guess they want someone to sit on their face? Leave that in the privacy of your own home. Perv!


5. Fat Superheroes – I didn’t know spandex could stretch that much. If you’re going to save lives… you will have to be able to run and fight so muscles are a pre-requisite.


3. Tarzan/Caveman – A typical cliché costume for both fags and douchebags.


1. Angel – What is it that compels gays to put on a pair of angel wings and prance around in their underwear? Enough!

Timothy
October 9th, 2009 at 6:31 am
I kinda love the little Hitler costume… this is why I’ll never have children
Will X
October 9th, 2009 at 7:17 am
the tigger costume is PRICELESS. hahaha. oh dear.
Redd
October 9th, 2009 at 7:28 am
I know… Little Hitler is so adorable but all sorts of wrong as well.
Rich
October 9th, 2009 at 8:02 am
With regards to number 1… you’re just jealous batch!
Topher
October 9th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Also, sailors. Along with Angels, I see gays as sailors way too much on hallowe’en
Ryan
October 9th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Totally agree with your list. Angels!!!! The same tweeked-out twinks wear “wings” & glitter every year! Super annoying. Unfortunately, I have no creativity when it comes to costumes and have been an “’80′s/retro jock” (short shorts, etc) for the last three years, which is also a homo costume fave.
Redd
October 9th, 2009 at 8:44 am
The good thing about the non-descript costumes are they’re not offensive if done right. Sure we see a lot of cowboys, sailors and jocks…. but that’s way better than angels & fairies lol
So I’m assuming you’re going to be a retro-jock Ryan?
Rich
October 9th, 2009 at 9:00 am
OMG Redd…. you are going to HATE my costume… or you might just love it.
Redd
October 9th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Oh no! LOL
Rich
October 9th, 2009 at 9:30 am
lots of glitter, tons of green and gold, perhaps a tutu, maybe some wings, and definitely something VERY tight from American Apparel.
Redd
October 9th, 2009 at 9:32 am
The Ginger Fairy!
Rich
October 9th, 2009 at 10:01 am
not quite… but close. Think Disney.
Redd
October 9th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Tinkerbell!
Rich
October 9th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Work!
Aaron J
October 9th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Another one you can add for the ladies, is “Sexy (fill in the blank)”. Now this is usually Nurse, Cop, etc. When they come to me for makeup and they tell me they are going to be a Sexy Nurse…what they’re really saying is “I want Porn makeup”. Its a lame costume…they want to dress up, but still get laid.
bruin
October 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
lol at the first pic
Redd
October 9th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Dang Aaron… there goes my “Sexy Fireman” costume LOL So I should come to you for porn makeup?
Aaron J
October 10th, 2009 at 9:32 am
I’d like to see the Sexy Fireman with dark smokey eyes and over-drawn lips dripping with gloss. LOL hot damn!
Redd
October 10th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I just had the visual… perhaps no then lol
Ricardo C.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:37 am
you already did porn star and sexy lumberjack costumes previous years Redd… cant repeat
Team Perv
October 26th, 2009 at 10:17 am
So according to this douchebag list, the worst thing anyone could be for Halloween is ‘gay’.
Redd
October 26th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Thanks Team Perv! The intention of this post is to merely challenge the gays to come up with other costume ideas instead of the usual clichés.
Jaide
August 19th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
I know it’s horrible of me but I couldn’t help to say “awww” at the Little Hitler costume. I mean seriously that’s adorable. It would be even more adorable if they had a little Eva Braun and a stuffed version of Blondi. (and this is why I should never have children too lol)
Redd
August 22nd, 2010 at 8:37 am
I know Jaide that little kid in the Hitler costume is pretty adorable just a weird choice of costume lol
Malissa
September 13th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I don’t even know what you’re talking about. I DEFINITELY want that last guy (angel) at my Halloween party!
gay person
September 13th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
no. 9 and 5 – i agree.
but the rest are sexy so who cares…well, the fairy one is usually sexy…but yea, guess he wanted attention as being the disgusting ‘unfit sports game streaker’ fairy–even if it is the wrong kind.
gay person
September 13th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
actually 5 can work….just as long as the skin isnt showing…. if u got balls to be you even if ur not fit–do your thing!
pico
October 13th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
stop hating on gay people